Christian Hammers
As Seen on TV / Explicit/Raw / Sketch Comedy
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An unexamined life, is not a life worth living.......
Female
37 years old
Council Bluffs, IOWA
United States
Last Login: 5/9/2007
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Christian Hammers's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Comedy Writer- Sketch Comedy- Improv | | Influences | Monty Python, Lucille Ball, Lilly Tomilin, Pati Vitale, Jerry Seinfeld |
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http://cmwolett.com
| Your Values Profile | 
Loyalty:
You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!
Honesty:
You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.
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AIM- ChristiHammers
 CLICK the above TOURGASM POSTER to check out exclusive new promos posted in my VIDEO section! Don't forget to tell the world you are having a TOURGASM June 11th @ 11:00 on HBO. | | Movies | | The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic | 
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski
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| | Television | My Name is Earl, Dancing with the Stars (I know I'm a Dork), Deal or No Deal, I love Lucy, Monty Python | | Books | | Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf | 
"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"
A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in.
You crave the feeling of wind on your face... and total freedom.
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| | Heroes | Untamed Shrews, Ivanna Humpalot |
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Dane Cook Fans, Comedians of MySpace, Comedic Arts Foundation, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, My Name Is Earl, God Bless America!, The Reluctant Lama Experience, Soka Gakkai International
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Christian Hammers's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Cleburne, Texas | | Body type: | 5' 3" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Buddhist | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | College graduate |
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Christian Hammers's Blurbs |
About me:
Well it is like this, I am a aspiring comedian, I love to talk and laugh and I joke with my friends alot. I do not have alot of friends but have a ton of acaintances. I hold what friends I have close to my heart, and like me they always have my back. I am looking for people who have my same interests and are not into drama, because frankly that shit sucks. I like to hang out with my comedy pals when they are in town and go to the clubs as much as possible. I have three children with the youngest having Autism. They are my world. Anything else you want to know then you will have to ask..
| Your Inner Muse is Thalia | 
You are most like this playful muse of comedy.
Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic.
You make people laugh until their sides split.
And you're always up for some play time!
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| You Are Fun Sexy | 
You're funny, quirky, cute, and sassy.
Guys always have a great time with you, and that alone is sexy.
You've got an upbeat, optimistic spirit that totally shines through.
Any guy would be crazy to turn you down!
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Libra
You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar.
Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets.
Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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| Your Personality Profile | 
You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart.
Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people.
You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile.
You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker.
You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side.
Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I want to meet YOU! Or anyone else in the comedy world. People who will make me laugh or like to laugh. I rotate my "Top friends" Alot but I keep the ones that mean alot to me in there All the time, so if you are not up there don't bitch, I can't put everyone up there!
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