B.J. Smith

About me:

Redefining Love

BJ: The Biography A Brief Overview

The New-Born Years

...nothing of note. I was born, lost hair on half of my head, and couldn't talk correctly until I was 10. Went through phases, mainly the Ghostbusters phase, followed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles phase, and rounded it out with the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers phase.

Humorous Fun Fact: Due to me not being able to speak correctly, I would refer to my favorite food (chicken nuggets) as "chicken nuts."

The Middle Ages (Years)

Even less of note. I went to school, fell in love with dodgeball. Fell even more in love with wrestling. Enjoyed Mr. Swaintek's 5th grade class immensely, due to the lack of work and excessive kick/dodge ball games. Middle School was lame. Got a scar on my finger which I still have to this day.

Humorous Fun Fact: Although it was a wrestling angle, I would pray for Shawn Michaels every night before I went to bed due to the fact that he had suffered a "career threatening concussion" in the ring.

The High School Years

Nothing of note. You really don't start living until after high school. Found out I had some natural talent for the game of football. Did good in math class. Co-founded "Hackarchy" with Dan Szelc and Keith Monholland. Almost died at the hands of the "Satan Sack." Fought with Mrs. Skira...a lot. Was sad on 9/11. Ordered chicken fingers at a Chinese restaurant. Had Joe Karoffa drive me around everywhere. Met my current best friend Jason.

Humorous Fun Fact: I was a huge nerd.

The College Years...and More College Years

Started college. Ate a muffin and drank a can of Faygo pop and almost got arrested (The Infamous "Muffin Incident"). Actually attended class for my first semester. I was an Elementary Education major. Discovered John Mayer...love his music to this day. Met my current best friend Chris. Met other current best friend Matty. Wrote a screenplay about ninja's in Southwestern PA. Two people liked it. Skipped every class second semester. Got put on academic probation. Went through depression. Fell in love with a girl. Wrote a screenplay about that girl. More on this later. Met current best friend Mallory, who helped keep me from going crazy. Skipped every class to go to the river with Chris and Dan. Got put on academic suspension. Took a semester off from school. Languished at Save-A-Lot even though I loved every minute of it (I'd never admit to that). Had the best summer of my life (2005). Simultaneously kissed a girl in the dark while uttering the most retarded thing I've ever said. Fell in love with wrestling all over again thanks to Chris. Became PWF Champion (still am to this day). Lost 40 pounds. Seen my two favorite movies of all time, "Garden State" and "Elizabethtown." Skipped some more class. Enjoyed life immensely. Fell in love with current favorite show of all time, Scrubs. Left Save-A-Lot.

Humorous Fun Fact: Chris and I affectionately dubbed my life, "B.J.'s Creek."

The "Get Your Act Together" Years

Worked at a call center for Apple Computers...this did not help my anger issues. Met best friend Chris Skinkis. Had an epiphany in my car. Decided I wanted to work in a hospital. Realized I had one last shot to get my life in order. Left Call Tech. Rehired at Save-A-Lot on a limited schedule. Went back to school for Respiratory Therapy. My screenplay about the girl I fell for was discovered by a production company in North Carolina. Helped said company begin to develop a movie from that script. Continued going to class...surprising, I know. Treated my first patient in a hospital...scared crapless. Met current best friend Stephanie. Found out my movie made the pages of People and In Touch Weekly Magazines, and was on E! News. Vanessa Minillo signs on to play character. Graduated...finally. Got 3 jobs out of school. Held a guy's neck together. Had a crazy psych patient grab my butt.

Humorous Fun Fact: Routinely catch myself asking people who are dying, "How are you doing?"

Stay tuned...more to come.

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