Billy Peterson. In third grade he found two pages from a nudie magazine hidden under the slide at our playground. Then, in fifth grade, he smuggled some of his old man's Thunderbird out from the cubbard. Also in fifth grade, Billy pushed me into the prettiest girl at school and we fell down some stairs. I got a boner. Then, in seventh grade he convinced me to steal my dad's truck. Didn't get caught either. Eighth grade was shoplifting and weed. Ninth was LSD, nutmeg (for fuck's sake), and pills. Tenth grade we got girlfriends that we had sex with. Also in tenth, we cheated on them with freshmen. In Eleventh, Billy went to juvie. Senior year sucked.
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Clint Beatswood was actually born Manny Muhammed Bellweather in Little Rock, Arkansas. After completing high school, Clint eschewed the hallowed halls of Oxford (where he was accepted). Instead, he went to Wyoming and joined the rodeo. It was there that a famed Hollywood Producer spotted him. Hollywood Producer says, "I was on vacation at my ranch that summer and took my inappropriately young mistress to see the rodeo. While watching the clowns, I noticed a young man selling beers in the stands. When he kneeled to the East and prayed, the sun caught his head in a fantastic manner. I knew this kid was going to be a star." After a few screen tests, Manny (renamed Clint) was under contract at MGM. The rest, as they say, was history. Clint was on his way to superstardom. But then, on the set of "Any Which Beat But Loose", Clint watched as the script supervisor was mugged by a gang of super-gorillas. He was powerless to help. "I felt dead inside. Like my whole life was meaningless. And then I felt angry. A fire was lit in my gut that day. The fire of Justice!"
Cecil Beats DeMille was born into an "industry" family. Son of acclaimed silent film actor Fatty Carmichael-Carbunkle, he changed his name after a sex scandal tarnished the Carmichael-Carbunkle clan. Rich, listless, and without parental supervision (his mother ran away to Mexico to support Trotsky) Cecil was something of a roustabout in his early years. He ran cock fights, did some bootlegging, and took saucy photos of young women who dreamt of becoming famous. He was also known in Hollywood for his boozing and frequent fights. One tale alleged he fought a pack of wild dogs on Hollywood and Vine because, "that bitch with the blue eyes has too much fur for this climate". It was on day seven of a particularly hard bender at the Chateau Marmont that his father's old friend, Hollywood Producer, intervened. "It took one full day of showering to get the stink off my skin. It took a lot more to get the gleam back in my eye." Yet gleam it did. Cecil began directing films such as the classic "The Greatest Beats on Earth". But the older, darker days still loom large in his mind. "I woke up on the wrong side of Justice too many mornings in my life. I just hope there's enough coffee on this rock for me to set things right."
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