25 facts about me
1. I have a "tattoo" on my left shoulder blade in orange ink that says "HB" which stands for HillBily. I was drunk and it was done with a McGuyver tattoo gun.
VCR motor + mechanical pencil + needle = tattoo gun
2. I've ha sex with more fat and/or ugly broads than even I care to know. I lost count in high school of my sexual partners when it reached into the 50's. The random fact here is that I am still clean.
Maybe sterile though so if you ladies wanna practice makin' babies I'm your man!
3.
Who's awesome?
I'm awesome!!
4.
I had a HUGE crush on 3 of the chicks I tagged her in high school!
5. Racially I'm half Mexican. Culturally I'm 100% American .... until it benefits me to be Mexican :)
6. I love cars. I love the roaring gut wrenching ear drum bursting roar of a V8. The Screeching, glass breaking, pants wetting scream of a high revving Italian V10. The sleek, smooth, eye catching, seductive curves and body lines of a beautiful European sports car. The aggressive, angry, beastly, max breathing, heavily modded Sports compacts.
I love cars!
7. One of my best friends growing up was a spoiled only child. Can you guess who you are? You were tagged. Hint: You're a Korean redneck turned prep.
8. I tend to make people feel uncomfortable due to my constant ridiculing of others. I mean no harm. I'm just insecure about myself..or you're just a baby and get mad cause you can't think of a come back :)
9.
I love my family very much.
Especially my little niece!!!
10.
Some of my favorite bands/groups/artists are:
RHCP
Wu-Tang
Beastie Boys
Eminem
Foo Fighters
Nirvana
Metallica
Killswitch Engage
Lynard Skynard
MSI
11. I have a lot of music on my PC. Ranging from Classical i.e. Mozart's Requiem (both the completed version and the original work) to Death Metal i.e.DethKlok to Old Skool Hip-Hop i.e. Run DMC.
I have a total of 6310 songs in my Winamp library right now (FUCK iTunes)
11. I'm funny...according to most people. Others just find me loud and obnoxious. Boys and girls we call those people Haters.
pronounced HAY-TUH-S
12. My best friends know who they are and I love them all. My friends are second only to my family. True friends are hard to come by so keep the ones that prove to really be your friends.
13. I find myself more and more attracted to women who are just cute and beautiful in a way not defined by whatever tabloid/women's magazine says is hot, but by timeless things like genuine smiles and beautiful eyes (hazel, brown, and green are the best). I mean I still think Megan Fox is hot but i'd rather date someone like a young Sally Field.
14.
I heart my right to bear arms! If we get a stimulus I will stimulate the fuck out of the economy buy buying a Taurus Judge!!!!
15. I love movies. I have over 200 DVDs. I love to watch enjoy and review them like a hal assed ghetto ebert and roeper.
Check out my blog .. which i also imported to facebook.
16. I love Scotch! Scotchy Schotchy Scotch. Here it goes down.
Down into my belly!
17. I love beer. REAL beer. Not Bacardi fruit squeeze twister lemon drops with a lime. I like Gunniess, New Belgium 1554, Sam Adams Octoberfest, New Castle, Foster's.
18. I don't dance. PERIOD. I am saving up all my combined dance moves for the day i get married so I can dance with my wife before I kill myself in the shower the day it hits me that I am married to a woman who will probably grow to be fatter and more ornery than I am.
that or cheat on me :(
19. I did not vote for Obama and it has nothing to do with his race. Contrary to popular belief not everyone who didn't vote Obama is a racist. Black or not I didn't agree with his stance.
see number 14!
20.
I am bored with this game!
21.
I pretty much kick ass at battleship, sorry, life, monopoly, scatagories, and yahtzee!!! Damn the haytuhs!!!
22.
Some of my favorite movies include:
The Shawshank Redemption
Se7en
Boondock Saints
Enter the Dragon
American Psycho
Slap Shot
Raging Bull
The Godfather
Goodfellas
Higher Learning
Mississippi Burning
The Wrestler
whoa I'm getting carried away here
23. I used to want to be a stand up comedian then i found out I am shy!?!?! WTF!?!?! even tried writing some stuff. It all made me laugh but i didn't like the idea of TRYING to make other people laugh. It scared me.
I'm a big ole puss!
24. I loath bums/the homeless. I also feel bad for them. Then I feel bad about myself when I divert my eyes and try to ignore them, even though I know there is a pretty good chance its a scam.
25. I have finally completed this thing and only cheated on 2 of the 25 facts. Although the fact that i got bored with it was a fact.
Also it IS a fact that I am DONE!!
音樂
Classic Rock, Metal, Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, Classical, Jazz, Swing, Techno, etc.
電影
DVD LIST
• 12 Monkeys
• 16 Blocks
• 3000 Miles to Graceland
• 8 MM: Eight Millimeter
• Along Came a Spider
• American Psycho
• American History X
• Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
• Anger Management
• Aladdin
• Any Given Sunday
• Armageddon
• Army of Darkness
• Backdraft
• Bad Boys
• Bad Boys II
• Badder Santer
• Baseketball
• Batman
• Beavis and Butthead Do America
• Big Trouble in Little China
• Black Hawk Down
• Blade
• Blade II
• Blade Trinity
• Blazing Saddles
• Blood In Blood Out: Bound By Honor
• Blown Away
• Blue Submarine No. 6
• Boondocks, The: The Complete First Season
• Boondock Saints, The
• Bourne Identity, The
• Bourne Supremecy, The
• Brother Bear
• Brothers Grimm, The
• Bruce Almighty
• Bruce Lee: The Master Collection
- Fists of Fury
- Chinese Connection, The
- Return of the Drgon
- Game of Death
- Bruce Lee: The Legend
• Bug
• Carlito's Way
• Catch Me If You Can
• Cell, The
• Chasing Amy
• Chronicles of Riddick, The: Pitch Black
• Chronicles of Riddick, The: Dark Fury
• Chronicles of Riddick, The
• Clerks
• Clerks II
• Coach Carter
• Control
• Cool World
• Corruptor, The
• Crash
• Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
• Crow, The
• Dane Cook: A Vicious Circle
• Dane Cook' s Tourgasm
• Da Vinci Code, The
• Dave Chappelle: Live at the Filmore
• Dawn of the Dead (2004)
• Day After Tomorrow, The
• Dead Alive
• Deep Impact
• Desperado
• Dogma
• Domino
• Don't Say a Word
• Donnie Brasco
• Donnie Darko
• Doom
• Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
• Ed TV
• Edward Scissorhands
• Empire
• Enemy at the Gates
• Enter the Dragon
• Equilibrium
• Eurotrip
• Event Horizon
• Exorcism of Emily Rose, The
• Excorcist, The
• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
• A Fistful of Dollars
• For a Few Dollars More
• Four Brothers
• From Dusk Till Dawn
• Full Metal Jacket
• Gangs of New York
• Gladiator
• Godfather, The [dvd collection]
• Gone in 60 Second (2000)
• Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The
• Goodfellas
• Halloween
• Harlem Nights
• Higher Learning
• Hurricane, The
• Hustle & Flow
• i, Robot
• I Heart Huckabees
• Ice Harvest, The
• In the Mouth of Madness
• Independence Day
• Inside Man
• Interview with a Vampire
• Jackass: The movie
• Jackass Number Two
• Jackie Brown
• Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
• John Q.
• Jurassic Park
• Kalifornia
• Kill Bill Vol. 1
• Kill Bill Vol. 2
• Kiss the Girls
• Ladies Man, The
• Last Samurai, The
• Lewis Black: Black on Broadway
• Life
• Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The
• Lion King, The [special edition collector's dvd gift set]
• Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
• Lord of the rings, The: The Fellowship of the Ring
• Lord of War
• Mallrats
• Man Apart, A
• Man on Fire
• Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)
• Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
• McHale's Navy
• Meet Joe Black
• Million Dollar Baby
• Minority Report
• Miracle
• Mississippi Burning
• Mod Squad, The
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• Mothman Prophecies, The
• Mystic River
• Never Say Never Again
• O Brother Where Art Thou?
• Office Space
• Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior
• Phil the Alien
• Pirates of the Caribbean
• Princess Bride, The [in Shaun of the Dead case]
• Puddle Cruiser
• Pulp Fiction
• Punisher, The
• Queen of the Damned
• Raging Bull [the martin scorcese collector's edition]
• rebound: The Legend of Earl "The Goat" Manigault
• Red Hot Chili Peppers: Live at Slane Castle
• Reservoir Dogs [ten year anniversary edition]
• Richard Pryor Stand-up Comedy Special
- Richard Pryor: Here and Now
- Richard Pryor: Live on the Sunset Strip
• Rock Star
• Romeo + Juliet
• Sabata Trilogy, The
- Sabata
- Adios Sabata
- Return of Sabata
• Saving Private Ryan [d-day 60th anniversary commemorative edition]
• Scarface
• Se7en
• Shawshank Redemption, The
• Silverado
• Sin City
• Slackers
• Sleepy Hollow (1999)
• South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
• Spartan
• Spirited Killer
• Spy Game
• Star Trek: Insurrection
• Suicide Kings
• Super Troopers
• Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
• Taxi Driver
• Tears of the Sun
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day
• There's Something (more) About Mary
• Tombstone [the director's cut]
• Top Gun
• Trading Places
• Transporter, The
• Troy
• True Romance
• U-571
• UHF
• Unbreakable
• Underworld
• Underworld: Evolution
• Unforgiven [10th anniversary]
• Vampires
• Varsity Blues
• Volcano High
• Walking Tall
• War of the Worlds
• Warriors, The
• Waterboy, The
• Way of the Gun
• We Were Soldiers
• What Dreams May Come
• White Men Can't Jump
• X2: X-Men United
• Young Guns
電視
The Wire(done), The Shield, The Sopranos(done), Entourage, Burn Notice, Heroes
書籍
Tom Clancy's Without Remorse is the best book I've read, but I've only read 10 or 12 books
偶像
Lance Armstrong -- Flea -- Johnny Depp -- Jeff Gordon -- Colin McRae (R.I.P.) -- Jerome Bettis most of all My DAD and GRANDFATHER, 2 of the NICEST MEN I've ever met, or that one could ever meet
it's that time again! time to party! checking in with everyone to see
if people are down to come party on the 19th of June at my house and
see some of the old relay folk. hit me up and let me know if you are
able to come that day. it's either gonna be the 19th or the 20th. let
me know what you think!!!
I love my family very much.
Especially my little niece!!!
10.
Some of my favorite bands/groups/artists are:
RHCP
Wu-Tang
Beastie Boys
Eminem
Foo Fighters
Nirvana
Metallica
Killswitch Engage
Lynard Skynard
MSI
11. I have a lot of music on my PC. Ranging from Classical i.e. Mozart's Requiem (both the completed version and the original work) to Death Metal i.e.DethKlok to Old Skool Hip-Hop i.e. Run DMC.
I have a total of 6310 songs in my Winamp library right now (FUCK iTunes)
11. I'm funny...according to most people. Others just find me loud and obnoxious. Boys and girls we call those people Haters.
pronounced HAY-TUH-S
12. My best friends know who they are and I love them all. My friends are second only to my family. True friends are hard to come by so keep the ones that prove to really be your friends.
13. I find myself more and more attracted to women who are just cute and beautiful in a way not defined by whatever tabloid/women's magazine says is hot, but by timeless things like genuine smiles and beautiful eyes (hazel, brown, and green are the best). I mean I still think Megan Fox is hot but i'd rather date someone like a young Sally Field.
14.
I heart my right to bear arms! If we get a stimulus I will stimulate the fuck out of the economy buy buying a Taurus Judge!!!!
15. I love movies. I have over 200 DVDs. I love to watch enjoy and review them like a hal assed ghetto ebert and roeper.
Check out my blog .. which i also imported to facebook.
16. I love Scotch! Scotchy Schotchy Scotch. Here it goes down.
Down into my belly!
17. I love beer. REAL beer. Not Bacardi fruit squeeze twister lemon drops with a lime. I like Gunniess, New Belgium 1554, Sam Adams Octoberfest, New Castle, Foster's.
18. I don't dance. PERIOD. I am saving up all my combined dance moves for the day i get married so I can dance with my wife before I kill myself in the shower the day it hits me that I am married to a woman who will probably grow to be fatter and more ornery than I am.
that or cheat on me :(
19. I did not vote for Obama and it has nothing to do with his race. Contrary to popular belief not everyone who didn't vote Obama is a racist. Black or not I didn't agree with his stance.
see number 14!
20.
I am bored with this game!
21.
I pretty much kick ass at battleship, sorry, life, monopoly, scatagories, and yahtzee!!! Damn the haytuhs!!!
22.
Some of my favorite movies include:
The Shawshank Redemption
Se7en
Boondock Saints
Enter the Dragon
American Psycho
Slap Shot
Raging Bull
The Godfather
Goodfellas
Higher Learning
Mississippi Burning
The Wrestler
whoa I'm getting carried away here
23. I used to want to be a stand up comedian then i found out I am shy!?!?! WTF!?!?! even tried writing some stuff. It all made me laugh but i didn't like the idea of TRYING to make other people laugh. It scared me.
I'm a big ole puss!
24. I loath bums/the homeless. I also feel bad for them. Then I feel bad about myself when I divert my eyes and try to ignore them, even though I know there is a pretty good chance its a scam.
25. I have finally completed this thing and only cheated on 2 of the 25 facts. Although the fact that i got bored with it was a fact.
Also it IS a fact that I am DONE!!
