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Justin Thompson
Stand-Up / Improv / Mainstream
Look see I don't have to take this see maah!!!!!!!

Male
24 years old
SILSBEE, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 7/16/2009
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   Justin Thompson's Comedian Bio
BioJustin Thompson's Comedy is described as Abbott and Costello Meets George Carlin. His one liners and observational comedy on Politics and life is know the world over........... Well not really. He started his Career at Comedy Texas in Beaumont,Texas. At there Open Mic night on Thursday Nights and now he is working the road well a little road work. Ok people I Haven't been honest I have been writting this the whole time and saying "he" when I was actually talking about myself. Come Join the Comedy Revolution on Thursday's at Comedy Texas. I have been in one film called "KILL WHITEY" and here it is Fist Full of Pills

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Websitecomedytexas.net
InfluencesMostly George Carl..n, Abbott and Costello, R..chard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfe..ld, M..tch Hedberg, The B..ckersons, Our M..ss Brookes, Baby Snooks, Lum and Abner, F..ber Magee and Molly, Burns and Allen, The Three Stooges, Steven Wr..ght, Denn..s M..ller, Chr..s Rock, Chr..s Tucker, Er..c Cartman from southpark, Robert Hawk..ns, B..ll H..cks, Sam K..n..son, Adam Sandler..
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TV ShowsLast Comic Standing 5 on NBC
Films"Hey That's my Lawnmower": About a couple of guy's who's cat gets stolen and people want there new lawn mower/golfcart for ransom or the cat dies. "The Badger Witch Project": plot you ask? Why just a funny version of the Blair Witch Project even though it was pretty funny. .. ..
AlbumsI have alot of them oh I guess I was supposed to put my album here.......don't have one as of yet. But as soon as I do It will be posted.

    Justin Thompson's Interests
GeneralComedy, Comedy, Comedy, music, movies, and some other things that i can't think of right now
MusicPunk,metal,rock,country(old country Johnny Cash really), classical, african drum beats, jazz, blues, r&b, old school hip hop, and some rap
MoviesThe Goonies, Wargames, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Back to the Future Trilogy, Rambo Trilogy, Star Wars, Die Hard Trilogy, Mystery Science Theater 3000 and others that i don't want to type right now....
TelevisionLaw and freakin Order Baby dosen't matter SVU,Crimanal Intent, or the origanal i love them all, history channel, discovery, South Park and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
BooksI like to read enough said........
HeroesGeorge Carlin, Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfeild, Abbott and Costello, Fiber Megee and Molly, Baby Snooks, The Marx Brothers, Mitch Hedberg, Lum and Aner, Burns and Allen, Miss Brooks, Sam Kinison, Bill Hicks, Bob Saget, Batman, Some Of the X-men and I am sure there others that I can not think of right now but I am sure i will think of them on down the line plus I am tired of typing........ AND THE GREATEST HERO OF ALL

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     Justin Thompson's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Silsbee Texas
Body type:Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:High school
Occupation:Comeidan


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Showcase for the Las Vegas Comedy Festival
Showcase for the Las Vegas Comedy Festival rating
WHAT a Whataburger
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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 11 2009 8:00P
The Funny Bone Shreveport LA
Nov 12 2009 8:00P
The Funny Bone Shreveport LA
Nov 13 2009 8:00P
The Funny Bone Shreveport LA
Nov 13 2009 10:30P
The Funny Bone Shreveport LA
Nov 14 2009 8:00P
The Funny Bone Shreveport LA
Nov 14 2009 10:30P
The Funny Bone Shreveport LA
Nov 15 2009 8:00P
The Funny Bone Shreveport LA

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Married Life and George Foreman = Christ??  (view more)

Random Thoughts 3 The saga continues......  (view more)

Gangsters they are funny people if you don't think so well it is a coin flip  (view more)

Virgin Vs. The Strip Club not much of a fight  (view more)

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   Justin Thompson's Blurbs
About me:
My name is Justin Thompson and I am a comedian check out my upcoming dates to see if i will be in your area soon. I also do an Improv show every Thursday at Comedy Texas in Beaumont. Come Out and Enjoy a whole show where every thing is made up and the points don't matter. you the audience actually decides what we do. Leave me some comments and messages Hope to see you down the road. found this plain layout at HOTFreeLayouts.com
Who I'd like to meet:
Well most of the people that i would like to meet are dead. So doing so I would have to die and I am not really willing to do that just to meet someone famous.
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Dauna





May 8 2009 1:31 AM

Welcome my new friend...Have a Great Day...

jim rose circus





May 6 2009 10:56 AM

Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
or go to my top friend(same site)
We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there
There are too many there and hard to manage
NO MONKEY BUSINESS ( MAFIA WARS ONLY)





May 6 2009 10:56 AM

Wow it's Hump Day already. Weeks almost
Half way over. Can you believe it's
Supposed to hit like 80 today. Thats
just like crazy.









Slade Ham





May 6 2009 10:56 AM

Hey -

Just wanted to drop a line and say hi. Anytime you get bored, there is probably something new up on my blog. I write constantly and promise it's worth checking out. If it's not, feel free to delete me :)

More importanly, subscribe to it so you will know whenever a new one posts.

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See you somewhere on the road!

-S

Amber





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Keri





Dec 31 2008 5:39 PM

New Years MySpace Comments and Graphics
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Dec 18 2008 5:44 PM

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Kirby aka "Kirbalicious"





Nov 27 2008 12:52 PM

Happy Thanksgiving
Keri





Nov 27 2008 9:58 PM

Hai-meh!





Nov 12 2008 1:49 AM

Hai-meh!





Nov 8 2008 2:08 PM



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
♥Rhea♥





Oct 27 2008 3:32 AM

How are you, sir?
Keri





Oct 30 2008 11:29 PM



NO MONKEY BUSINESS ( MAFIA WARS ONLY)





Oct 18 2008 3:07 PM





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I went to my weight management Doctors yesterday and Wow I have
now lost 102 pounds since December 28, 2007. I've been
doing really good and I my Doctor adjusted my Lap-band
3 ml. and I should be doing even better now.
After my Doctors visit my Wife and I went into Galveston to see
the damage. It was CRAZY. They didn't get the wind damage
that we did but they got a storm surge over the already
high seawall. They said if it hadn't been for that wall
Galveston would no longer been there.
Well hey have a great weekend and just be safe where ever you
may travel and be the best at what ever you may do.


~Darryl~
Hai-meh!





Oct 17 2008 1:41 AM



haha, orton gets punched by some kid!
♥Rhea♥





Oct 4 2008 3:12 PM

Hey buddy!
You and John never showed up at the Chimes last night :(

Makes me sad!! haha
I enjoyed the show.
See you soon!
Hai-meh!





Oct 2 2008 11:52 AM

Mitzi





Sep 28 2008 12:54 AM

hey i am back in Texas and would like to see ya in Houston...let me know a good day or is the 11/14? Duhhhhhhh
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Sep 22 2008 4:18 PM

Hey Justin just wanted to let you
know we made it thru the storm. We
rode this one out at my sisters
house and she didn't even loose a
shingle. Now don't get me wrong
she lost over 20 trees and had 2
or 3 tornados pass thru her
property. Ike was a HELLA STORM
but a Country Boy will survive.
Hope you made it OK thru this.
We just got power 2 days ago and
internet this morning. I sure
missed my friends. Just so you
know Ike was a Hella storm and
most of the girls that rode it out
say they will never ride out
another one. I see it as an
experience and would go thru
another but probably will always
head north outta here for I have
to many friends and family in
Arkansas and Missouri. Only thing
about running is that it cost lots
of monies that you already don't
have. My Wife is just lucky that
she has a job that still pays her
even when she's not there Let Me
Give REMAX a plug here for that.
Doing really good on the weight
loss. I've passed the 90 pound
mark since December. Well hey I
better get outta here, my Dad
needs my help cutting up fallen
trees. Make sure you have a great
day and we'll see you later.
~Darryl~
DOOMSDAY WRESTLING





Sep 24 2008 6:10 AM

Forget about your hurricane problems and laugh at some violence!

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Dexter Dailey





Sep 2 2008 8:28 PM

We made it back home after the
Lil' Hurrication we had but we
went into Arkansas and as I
watched the weather all I could
see was a lot of rain where We ran
to so I wanted to beat the rain
before it hit Arkansas. We pulled
in to the driveway around 8:00
last night. We have had very
Lil' rain and some wind but
just enough to wiggle the trees.
Hope you had a Great Labor Day. We
had to run up and run back Home.
Only thing is we Cleaned out the
Fridge so if we lost power we
wouldn't come home to a Fridge
gone bad. You have a Kick Ass Week.
~Darryl~
Dexter Dailey





Aug 27 2008 1:08 PM

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Just wanted to say Thanks Again. I
tried for some time to get myspace
to just add the red comedy bar but
no matter how much I tried they keep
telling they couldn't. So I just had
to start over. Sorry about that.

~Dexter Dailey~
♥Rhea♥





Aug 24 2008 4:49 AM

Awesome! Can't wait! I'll def.
be there!!! :)
♥Rhea♥





Aug 24 2008 4:19 AM

Can't wait for you to be back in Baton Rouge.
NO MONKEY BUSINESS ( MAFIA WARS ONLY)





Aug 8 2008 5:44 PM

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Hey Justin just wanted to say as of
yesterday I've lost 72 pounds since
the end of December. Lap-band Surgery is
the 3rd greatest thing that has ever
happen to me only following Lydia
and my Daughters. Have a Blast
this Weekend.
~Darryl~
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