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Johnny P
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / Black
"I'm very active in the community ! of mY NOSE...;.;,;,;,; N-WORD"

Male
20 years old
DaownTaown, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2008
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Biojohnnypemberton.com
Websiteplease contact britt for all your illustration needs = ilovebritt.com
InfluencesoohhhhHorsemouth Wallace

    Johnny P's Interests
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growing
some
plants

snacks.
phones.

arachnids
Music_ ;9
MoviesWho Is Harry Nilsson

.. ..} and nobody who what? cares ok BUY RECORDS

Television:)

my cooper
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yes

BooksBigDeadPlace

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     Johnny P's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:rochester mutherfukingsota
Body type:5' 10"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:corporate dotcom anti-micro-manager/pisser


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Just My Nipples is johnnypemberton <--- this is a website now!

full of the juice
that carries the spaceship
as far as it wants to go
Who I'd like to meet:

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Aaron Alberstein





Jul 3 2008 12:11 PM


garagecomedy. com/live

It's the feel good hit of the Summer!
Come see the Marriage of Comedy and Karaoke.

Comedians singing and joking and drinking!

Hosted by Adam Shenkman
Joe Wagner
Val Myers
Brody Stevens
April Hava Shenkman
Ronnie Prouty
James Adomian
Scott Bowser
Denver Smith
house band: The Neo Richie All Stars

Presented by Garage Comedy.
garagecomedy. com/live

Come on over to Eagle Rock and witness the madness.

Full Bar, Karaoke, and Bowling!

See it in person:
All Star Lanes
4459 Eagle Rock Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90041

LIVE ONLINE at:
garagecomedy. com/live
Douggpound





Jul 3 2008 11:33 AM

Garage Comedy





Jul 2 2008 4:16 PM


It's the feel good hit of the Summer!
Come see the Marriage of Comedy and Karaoke.
Comedians singing and joking and drinking!

Hosted by Adam Shenkman
Joe Wagner
Val Myers
Brody Stevens
April Hava Shenkman
Ronnie Prouty
James Adomian
Scott Bowser
Denver Smith
house band: The Neo Richie All Stars

Presented by Garage Comedy.


Come on over to Eagle Rock and witness the madness.

Full Bar, Karaoke, and Bowling!

See it in person or LIVE ONLINE at:
garagecomedy. com/live

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





Jul 1 2008 3:38 PM

THIS FUCKIN GUY RIGHT 'ERE.

thanks for doing big things.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





Jun 26 2008 4:40 PM

there is a flyer under this typing.

Brought to you by: www. band-flyers. com

tyler rabbit





Jun 26 2008 4:34 PM

Tony Sam





Jun 26 2008 10:11 AM

JP!
Spooky La Boo





Jun 25 2008 2:46 PM


Where you at?
Stacy





Jun 24 2008 1:44 PM

Bring it on back
Fred Hussein Camino





Jun 24 2008 1:54 AM

Britt





Jun 20 2008 5:15 PM

Leite Preto!





Jun 20 2008 12:55 PM

Britt





Jun 20 2008 10:24 AM

Mike





Jun 19 2008 12:50 PM

i looked you up on you tube... fucking loving the new haircut bit.
check out the new band.

www. myspace. com/fomafomafoma
Fred Hussein Camino





Jun 19 2008 1:34 AM

Britt





Jun 18 2008 4:29 PM

lauren





Jun 16 2008 3:52 PM

saw your buddy kirby this weekend.
small world!
Britt





Jun 16 2008 12:26 PM

Michael





Jun 15 2008 10:47 AM

I think I'm coming to visit taft for labor day. Did you do a comedy show at the Beauty Bar? That place is really cool.
matt walsh





Jun 12 2008 10:20 PM

top 3 on digg today.. i'm proud of you boy
Atomic Shags and the Black Hole





Jun 11 2008 9:59 PM

You are a horrible driver.
The Westside Eclectic





Jun 10 2008 3:42 PM

Hi Johnny P!

The Ed Galvez Punk House (awesomedude30. blip. tv) is performing at the Westside Eclectic Theater tomorrow at 9PM. Located at 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade. Would love to see you there!

Here is the line up for WEDNESDAY:

Jake Dill (Seattle)
Josh Fadem (Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Renee Gauthier (NBC's Victoria Beckham; Coming to America)
Drew Koshgarian (Improv Olympic)
Kyle Kinane (last call w/ Carson daly)
William Maier (in The Air I Breathe, out now on DVD!")
Brian Swinehart (3 Clubs)

House Band: Tartar Control

$8 and FREE BEER
Spooky La Boo





Jun 3 2008 3:33 PM

Happy Birff, N-word.
Winos Deal with It..
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Spooky La Boo





Jun 3 2008 12:15 PM


June 14th. The Haunted Basement of the Ramada. Check your local listings and pray to your God if you think that will save you.
Lesley





Jun 2 2008 12:14 PM

Happy Bday! How did everything go?
lauren





Jun 1 2008 5:33 PM

happy birthday buddy! remember when you made out with nell?
LEAFY





Jun 1 2008 1:23 PM

Yo Johhny...
Go ahead.. It's yo' birfday! Hope all is well in Hell A and lemme know if you're down to come up to nor-cali for some spots in frisco?...
Cheers,
Alyssa
Jon Glover





May 31 2008 1:35 AM

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y J O H N N Y P
Garrison





May 30 2008 3:17 PM

BBBBIIIIRRRRTTTTHHHHDDDAAAAYYYY!

birthday.

happy.

you.
Andy Ritchie





May 30 2008 1:39 PM

An early Happy Birthday to you. It was good to see you at Grumpy's. Next time, I'll show you Krumpy's, but never Dumpy's.
Tony Sam





May 29 2008 12:25 AM

You just got ClubHausered!
Like sands through the hourglass...





May 28 2008 8:50 AM

HAPPY PRE-BIRTHDAY!!!!
Britt





May 28 2008 1:16 AM

Found it!
Male Lynx spider (Oxyopes salticus)
The Westside Eclectic





May 27 2008 3:58 PM

Hey Johnny!

The Ed Galvez Punk House (awesomedude30. blip. tv) is performing at the Westside Eclectic Theater tomorrow at 9PM. Located at 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade. Would love to see you there!

Timmy Williams and Sam Brown from the Whitest Kids You Know will be performing with Ed along with:

Rebecca Addelman (lots of canadian