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Johnny P
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / Black
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Male
21 years old
DaownTaown, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 12/8/2009
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growing
some
plants

snacks.
phones.

arachnids
Music_ ;9
MoviesWho Is Harry Nilsson

.. ..} and nobody who what? cares ok BUY RECORDS

Television:) the one where people with down syndrome live in a house together, do team building tests then vote to see who stays in the house.
AND
Hanging with My Cooper
BooksBigDeadPlace

Heroes

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Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:rochester mutherfukingsota
Body type:5' 10"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:corporate dotcom anti-micro-manager/pisser


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The Ed Galvez Punk House

The Ed Galvez Punk House



Jul 12 2009 12:43 AM

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WOLAK

adam wolak



May 19 2009 2:18 PM

this is actually a game

Tracy, Dean, & Jesus

Tracy, Dean, & Jesus



May 29 2009 1:58 AM

Hello good sir
The Fuxedos

The Fuxedos



May 29 2009 3:47 AM

Fuxshitup, Johnny!

6/5/09 Debut CD Release Party!
Robert Selander

Robert Selander



Apr 11 2009 6:57 AM

Poo
SCHLEUSOLZ

SCHLEUSOLZ



Feb 24 2009 3:53 PM

NEW: SCHLEUSOLZ album "Running out of time" is out now

..SCHLEUSOLZ: Running Out of Time..
dreamboat

dreamboat



Feb 13 2009 10:01 AM

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Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney



Jan 4 2009 5:54 AM

Pretty sure YOU know where the fudge goes! xoxo
Britt

Britt Sanders



Dec 24 2008 10:58 AM

i got bested by downs TV ;(
ॐWe Are Oneॐ

ॐWe Are Oneॐ



Dec 16 2008 9:19 PM

LOVIN' YOU!

That is all.

You may carry on now.

:)
The Fifty-Cent Open Mic - Mondays 7pm

The Fifty-Cent Open Mic - Mondays 7pm



Dec 13 2008 1:39 AM

Record A Comedy CD Today!
Want To Record A Standup Comedy CD?

Why do a bringer show for a six-minute set when you can record your very own 1/2 or 1 hour standup comedy CD in a popular comedy theater right here in Hollywood.

We set up the stage, sound, lighting, audio and video recording and the theater. All you have to do is show up and dazzle your friends with your act.

A comedy CD will pay for itself the weekend of your first road gig selling them. People want to take a piece of home after shows. Give them what they want and grow your fanbase, make money and have fun while doing it.

For more information please send an email to: cdtapingshows@twelveshinynickels.com
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show



Dec 11 2008 11:43 PM

dis FECKIN guy


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DJ Douggpound JAMZ

DJ Douggpound JAMZ



Dec 7 2008 9:20 PM

We runnin' DIzz game.
Gimme dat Geeni.
Garage Comedy

Garage Comedy



Dec 4 2008 11:32 PM

davey

Garage Comedy holds Davey Johnson's hand as he throws himself the most narcissistic birthday show you've ever seen.


Thrills guaranteed to wow!

Performances by:
Bennie ARTHUR
Susan BURKE & Hari Leigh (THE COUNTRY CLUB)
Chris FAIRBANKS
Derek HUGHES
Randy LIEDTKE
Ron LYNCH
Kate MICUCCI
Johnny PEMBERTON (also providing sounds)
Matt PETERS
Tony SAM
Joe WAGNER
Chris WALSH
&
OTHERS (?)

With awesome video shorts by the brilliant ZZalgern0n!

Mark your calenders!

all 9pm @ El Cid 4212 Sunset Blvd LA Ca 90029

broadcast LIVE and free on garagecomedy. com

$3 Tecate, Free Parking, $1 admission.
Becky

Becky



Nov 21 2008 7:30 PM

I hears that the Short Stop plays awesome music on Thursdays. (the kind you might like) We should organize a double-date.

Yo, where mah mix tape at?
Duncan Trussell

Duncan Trussell



Nov 19 2008 8:22 AM

That's ok, I'm going to be in Alhambra until Friday.
life's a joke

life's a joke



Nov 17 2008 9:54 AM

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Britt

Britt Sanders



Nov 10 2008 10:49 PM


bLoNd cHiLi

bLoNd cHiLi



Nov 7 2008 5:39 AM

dreamboat

dreamboat



Nov 4 2008 4:56 AM

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The Country Club

The Country Club



Nov 3 2008 5:48 AM

Are you too COOL to vote?
jake dill

jake dill



Oct 31 2008 12:58 AM

halloween
M/A/R/G/H/E/R/I/T/E

M/A/R/G/H/E/R/I/T/E



Oct 29 2008 3:11 PM

xoxo
Britt

Britt Sanders



Oct 27 2008 9:59 PM

MIDNITE MONSTER SHOW

Midnite Monster Show



Oct 25 2008 5:20 PM

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The great FEATHERBEARD will be performing, another band I'm not at liberty to mention yet will also perform
vegan hotdogs provided by FRANKEN'S!
Of course the MIDNITE MONSTER SHOW will be performing a mostly new set.
With an all-star line up of monsters!!!AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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