I enjoy telling jokes. Most of my punchlines end with me very-nearly raping something.
Influences
Drugs, Alcohol, Misery
TV Shows
I was on "Stand Up by the Bay" my Freshman year of college
Joe Gorman's Interests
General
comic books, writing, running. good music, bad music, coffee shop philosophies, bars that are a total dive, crazy people, stand-up comedy, musicals, cheap cigarettes
Music
Muse,
Bloodhound Gang,
Tom Waits,
Foo Fighters,
M. Ward,
Captain Beefheart,
Elvis Costello,
Bjork,
Moldy Peaches,
Neutral Milk Hotel,
Hayden,
Luce,
Coldplay,
Harvey Danger,
Corkey and the Juice Pigs,
They Might Be Giants,
The Good Life,
Oingo Boingo,
The Tiger Lillies,
Finch,
Cake,
Liam Lynch,
Luce,
Bowling for Soup,
David Bowie,
Default,
Devo,
INXS,
Johnny Cash,
Leonard Cohen,
Lou Reed,
Misfits,
Blur,
Crotchduster,
Frank Zappa,
Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies,
Save Ferris,
Mad Caddies,
The Postal Service,
Billy Joel,
Group X,
Dresden Dolls,
Iron and Wine,
Reel Big Fish,
Danny Elfman,
The Wiggles,
Fugazi,
Might Mighty Bosstones,
Rammstein,
Stephen Lynch,
Tenacious D,
Weird Al
Movies
Star Wars, Fight Club, Batman Begins, City of God, The Shadow, Pulp Fiction, Cecil B. Demented, Heavy Metal, Princess Mononoke, Snatch, Old School, Kill Bill, American Psycho, Unbreakable, Frequency, Where the Buffalo Roam, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Orgazmo, Memento, Cannibal! The Musical, Amelie, Full Metal Jacket, Mallrats, The Aristocrats, Anchorman, Monty Python (Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Meaning of Life), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ed Wood
Television
Fairly Oddparents,
Strangers With Candy,
Danny Phantom,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
The Comedians of Comedy,
Seinfield,
Little Britain,
The Daily Show with John Stewart,
Drawn Together,
Futurama,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Justice League Unlimited,
South Park,
Reno 911,
Late World With Zach,
Upright Citizen's Brigade,
Stella,
Mad TV (sometimes),
Saturday Night Live,
The Venture Brothers,
The Simpsons,
ABC Family,
Late Night with Conan O'Brien,
Late night erotica found on Cinemax.
Books
Perks of Being a Wallflower, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Drugs, Sex and Cocoa Puffs, Animal Crackers, Slaughterhouse V, Fight Club, Good Omens, Maus, Survivor, Breakfast of Champions, Cat's Cradel, Timequake, The Catcher in the Rye, Where I'm Calling From, Bamboo Snuff Box, Trainspotting, Stiff, The Zombie Survival Guide, Side Effects, Hamlet, The Rum Diary, The Princess Bride
Heroes
Conan O'Brien, Zach Galifianakis, Spider-Man, Stan Lee, Kurt Vonnegut, Samuel Becket, Godzilla, Amy Poehler, Michael Ian Black, J.D. Salinger, Jon Stewart, Matt Groening, Dave Foley, Dave Attell, Professor Bruce Avery, Dave Grohl, Weird Al
About me:
My name is Joe Gorman. I like comic books, San Francisco and looking at unclothed women. I like to do stand-up comedy and sometimes people will laugh at it, making me feel not unhappy. I am a recovering drug addict so I know a thing or two about withdrawal. I'm also a pathological liar so it's hard to trust me. I've slept with lots of women and sometimes they talk to me the morning after.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who likes comedy is welcome to add me. If I know you in real life I'll most likely add you, unless I think you're a tool. Women are always welcome to add me, as I know that short, neurotic, bitter men are highly desirable in the online dating community. I would really prefer it if spammers didn't add me, I keep getting requests from them and I really have no interest in watching them dry hump their webcams.
I'd also like to meet my long-lost evil twin, Richard.
I'll have you know; when that picture was taken I was actually delivering my pinnacle set piece, "black people do things like 'this,' white people do it like 'this.'"
Congrats on YOU'RE NAME HERE. I had a blast....So if all the Joe's are on the same team, why is Starr kicking Devine on the flyer? This may give the edge to the Kevins.
im movin on to bigger and better things quite soon. its kind of like how on todays 1230 episode stephanie was having feelings of loss after a mother daughter sleepover. sort of like that
