Joe Gorman
Improv / Alternative / Rated R
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Yes, I would love to meet your boyfriend
Male
25 years old
San Francisco, CA
United States
Last Login: 11/15/2009
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Joe Gorman's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I enjoy telling jokes. Most of my punchlines end with me very-nearly raping something. | | Influences | Drugs, Alcohol, Misery | | TV Shows | I was on "Stand Up by the Bay" my Freshman year of college |
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Joe Gorman's Interests
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| General | stand-up comedy, musicals, cheap cigarettes, comic books, San Francisco events | | Music | Two Gallants,
They Might Be Giants,
Squirrel Nut Zippers,
Muse,
Foo Fighters,
Blonde Redhead,
Spoon,
Tom Waits,
Jason Webley,
Johnny Cash,
Elliott Smith,
The Hold Steady,
Belle and Sebastian,
Peter Bjorn and John | | Movies | Star Wars, Fight Club, Batman Begins, City of God, The Shadow, Pulp Fiction, Cecil B. Demented, Heavy Metal, Princess Mononoke, Snatch, Old School, Kill Bill, American Psycho, Unbreakable, Frequency, Where the Buffalo Roam, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Orgazmo, Memento, Cannibal! The Musical, Amelie, Full Metal Jacket, Mallrats, The Aristocrats, Anchorman, Monty Python (Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Meaning of Life), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ed Wood | | Television | Fairly Oddparents,
Strangers With Candy,
Danny Phantom,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
The Comedians of Comedy,
Seinfield,
Little Britain,
The Daily Show with John Stewart,
Drawn Together,
Futurama,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Justice League Unlimited,
South Park,
Reno 911,
Late World With Zach,
Upright Citizen's Brigade,
Stella,
Mad TV (sometimes),
Saturday Night Live,
The Venture Brothers,
The Simpsons,
ABC Family,
Late Night with Conan O'Brien,
Late night erotica found on Cinemax. | | Books | I recently finished reading The Raw Shark Text by Steven Hall as well as Post Office by Charles Bukwoski, both of which I enjoyed. I am currently reading Dubliners by James Joyce and The Road by Cormac McCarthy | | Heroes | 
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Green Lantern, Batman: The Animated Series, HMB Cougar Pride, Comedians Club, SFSU, DRUNKS UNITED, The Brent Weinbach Fan Club, I LOVE STAND UP COMEDIANS link to the BAY AREA!
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Joe Gorman's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Half Moon Bay, California | | Body type: | 5' 6" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Alcoholic | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Joe Gorman's Schools
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San Francisco State University
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2007
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English Literature
Minor: Drain on Society
Clubs: SFSU Improv
Greek:
Alpha Beta Zeta
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Half Moon Bay High
Half Moon Bay, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: I did the musical twice and ran for school president.
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1999 to 2003 |
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Joe Gorman's Networking
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Television - Talent - Comedian
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I'm a terrible comedian, so if you laugh at my jokes people will think you have no taste.
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Film - Drama - Acting
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I'm probably the greatest actor in the world. I can play anything from an angsty 14-year-old to an angsty 16-year-old
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Joe Gorman's Companies
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Peet's Coffee
San Francisco, California US
Barista
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For-Ev-Ah!
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Joe Gorman's Latest Blog Entry
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About me:
My name is Joe Gorman. I breathe, eat, sleep, and do stuff between those things. If you want to know anything about me just ask. I am a simple man with simple pleasures.
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