Jay Hastings
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Website
jayhastingscomedy.com
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About me:
I like my men the way I like my choclate: RICH!Opening for Patrice Oneal at The DC Improv 5-30-08
Live at Solly's Tavern 6-2-08 trying new jokes and stories
Who I'd like to meet:
Ladies that are into watching men slowly go bald and gain back the weight they lost. That's true love. I can be your Bad Boy.Details
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: Greenville, South Carolina
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 11" / Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: Comic
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Interests
General
Stand-up Comedy, Sketch Comedy, Improv, and Writing. And I think I want to get into archery.Music
Soul Coughing, The White Stripes, Talking Heads, Beck, Mark Knopfler, Modest Mouse, Rolling Stones, Bruce Hornsby, Adam McFarlane, Phish, Widespread Panic, Barney's Jive Band, Bob Dylan, Ben Folds, Elton John, Jurassic 5, Billy Joel, Queen, Mike Doughty, Counting Crows, Cake, Stevie Wonder, Credence Clearwater Revival, The Who, and Oldies and Motown.Movies
I hate shitty movies. I don't go to theaters. I wait for DVD's and a private home viewings. I also enjoy porn movies. They fill a void in my life.Television
Books
David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, Anthony Bourdain, Hunter S. Thompson, and anything that I can color in.Heroes
Bill Hicks, George Carlin, David Cross, and that guy who busts them watermelons all to little bits and pieces. That's funny because people get all messy, even though they had ponchos.
Schools
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Clemson University
- Clemson,South Carolina
- Graduated: 2004
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: It's liberal arts.....I got a shitty overview of what I didn't want to do for the rest of my life.
- Minor: Finding out what my calling was
- Clubs: Trying not to let the Rednecks that polute that town plant seeds of hatred in my garden of rainbows and making fun of them out of ear shot.
2001 to 2004 -
Eastside High School
- Taylors,South Carolina
- Graduated: 1999
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: 9th Grade: Considered a NARC and had a lynch mob waiting to kick my teeth out. 10th Grade: Joined Student Gov. Realized fake popoularity is even shittier than being alone. 11th Grade: Got pubes and went to Art School for half the day. I was a special boy. 12th Grade: Turn my back on the Art School Freak Friends and tried being popular. P.S. Through all these trials and tribulations, I was overweight by a good 40-60 lbs. So, High School Sucked Ass.
1995 to 1999