Stand-up Comedy, Sketch Comedy, Improv, and Writing. And I think I want to get into archery.
Music
Soul Coughing, The White Stripes, Talking Heads, Beck, Mark Knopfler, Modest Mouse, Rolling Stones, Bruce Hornsby, Adam McFarlane, Phish, Widespread Panic, Barney's Jive Band, Bob Dylan, Ben Folds, Elton John, Jurassic 5, Billy Joel, Queen, Mike Doughty, Counting Crows, Cake, Stevie Wonder, Credence Clearwater Revival, The Who, and Oldies and Motown.
Movies
I hate shitty movies. I don't go to theaters. I wait for DVD's and a private home viewings. I also enjoy porn movies. They fill a void in my life.
Television
Discovery, TLC, National Geographic, Bravo, AMC, History Channel, Food Network, and I do have a soft spot for the Masterpieces of shit VH1 crank out. FUCK MTV!
Books
David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, Anthony Bourdain, Hunter S. Thompson, and anything that I can color in.
Heroes
Bill Hicks, George Carlin, David Cross, and that guy who busts them watermelons all to little bits and pieces. That's funny because people get all messy, even though they had ponchos.
Clemson University
Clemson,South Carolina
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Major: It's liberal arts.....I got a shitty overview of what I didn't want to do for the rest of my life.
Minor: Finding out what my calling was
Clubs: Trying not to let the Rednecks that polute that town plant seeds of hatred in my garden of rainbows and making fun of them out of ear shot.
2001 to 2004
Eastside High School
Taylors,South Carolina
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: 9th Grade: Considered a NARC and had a lynch mob waiting to kick my teeth out.
10th Grade: Joined Student Gov. Realized fake popoularity is even shittier than being alone.
11th Grade: Got pubes and went to Art School for half the day. I was a special boy.
12th Grade: Turn my back on the Art School Freak Friends and tried being popular.
P.S. Through all these trials and tribulations, I was overweight by a good 40-60 lbs. So, High School Sucked Ass.
I am hot in the pants...with herpes...what up dog. When are you jokers going to Clemson? I would love to make it up, not sure how it is going to pan out...hit me up
Hey man, I tried to call you back a couple of times about coming to Charleston. Did you ever make a decision about making it down here? What else is new?
