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Kimberly
Country / Christian

"What am I? Flypaper for freaks??"

North
United States

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Last Login:  9/4/2008
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   Kimberly: General Info
Member Since7/9/2006
Band MembersLIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF BREATHS WE TAKE BUT THE AMOUNT OF LIFE THAT TAKES OUR BREATH AWAY.

FALLING FORWARD

There are moments on this journey
If you ask me how I feel
It seems I'm moving backwards
Or at least just standing still
When I'm frozen in my failure
There's a whisper, "Don't forget
Your Redeemer somehow uses
Even what you most regret."

Step by step
Day by day
I'm completely undone
By the miracle of grace
And I'm amazed
Through it all
Even when I fall
I'm falling forward

Your open arms are waiting
Your compassion takes me in
I have tasted sweet forgiveness
There is strength to stand again
As I'm caught up in Your kindness
Once again I find
In Heaven's love there's always hope
For every heart like mine

I have tears for the compromise I've known
But even more for the mercy You have shown

And I'm amazed
Through it all
Even when I fall
I'm falling forward


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Kimberly
Birthday:June 14
Birthplace:Wheeling, West Virginia
Current Location:Strasburg, Pennsylvania
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Reddish Brown
Height:5'2" (midget)
Right Handed or Left Handed:right handed to write..left handed everything else
Your Heritage:Italian, Anglo (English), German, Chezch
The Shoes You Wore Today:Black Sneakers
Your Weakness:Too many to name..sad isnt it?? LOL
Your Fears:Not being a good friend/parent/partner
Your Perfect Pizza:if i ate it....extra cheese, mushrooms and onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:not fall down while onstage in front of 2000+ people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:the stupid smiley faces
Thoughts First Waking Up:what time is it??
Your Best Physical Feature:i've been told its my eyes...if thats not it then i couldnt tell ya
Your Bedtime:if i ever could sleep thru the nite i'd tell ya...
Your Most Missed Memory:time with my grandmother...she was the best!
Pepsi or Coke:regular pepsi but diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:mcdonalds....but i prefer sonic
Single or Group Dates:either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:my own
Chocolate or Vanilla:chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:either
Do you Smoke:no way!!
Do you Swear:yeah...sometimes...especially when i'm angry or upset
Do you Sing:yeah...i try anyway
Do you Shower Daily:um yeah...don't you?
Have you Been in Love:i think ... but i'm not sure
Do you want to go to College:already went (Wright State University baby!)
Do you want to get Married:i'd love to get married
Do you belive in yourself:yeah i do
Do you get Motion Sickness:nope
Do you think you are Attractive:UGH! no way!
Are you a Health Freak:sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents:yes...they are incredible..i'd be lost without them
Do you like Thunderstorms:love them!!!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument:i play several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yes
In the past month have you Smoked:no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:are you trying to kill me?? of course not!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no
In the past month have you been on Stage:ummmmm yeah...once or twice (tee hee!!) its kinda what i do for a living
In the past month have you been Dumped:you could say that
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no way!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no
Ever been Drunk:yes
Ever been called a Tease:yes
Ever been Beaten up:yes
Ever Shoplifted:yes
How do you want to Die:i want to be raptured...if thats not in the cards i think i'd like to be shot in the back of the head...what the heck kinda question is that???
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:an adult
What country would you most like to Visit:israel...australia...ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:brown
Favourite Hair Color:brown/black
Short or Long Hair:short
Height:taller than 5'11"
Weight:doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style:doesnt matter....as long as you wear clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken:if i remembered then it must not have been very good
Number of CDs I own:alot
Number of Piercings:three
Number of Tattoos:none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:alot...but tomorrow is a new day! :)

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You Should Drive a Toyota FJ Cruiser
A true adventurer, you're always up for trying the latest new thing.
And you need a car that will take you anywhere, because there are no roads where you're going!


You scored as 80's Metal. You are pure 80's hair metal! You like the damn synth and catchy lyrics that are oh so typical, yet oh so awesome!

80..s Metal

90%

Power Metal

75%

Progressive Metal

65%

Classic Heavy Metal

65%

Death Metal

50%

Thrash Metal

45%</td>

Which genre of metal are you?
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Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)


You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.


Whats your "true theme song" ~PICTURES~



Pretty girl By;Sugarcult
If you get told all the time your beautiful but you don't believe it. You can never find that one special person that you've been looking for...but your a pretty girl right? It does'nt make sense to you...if your beautiful but you always seems like theres no guys who like you...to you love is an excuse to get hurt...and don't worry your just like me.
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The eSPIN Personality Test

MY RESULT:Rock Star

Passionate, vocal, hedonistic - you're a total "Behind the Music" episode waiting to happen.

You've got a great sense of adventure, which is wonderful. You've also got a positive attitude and you're fun to be around. The problem is, sometimes you tend to be a little self-centered. You might not notice when other people around you need attention. Keep that in check and you'll totally get a Grammy. Er, or maybe just a date.

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What's Your Sense of Humor?

MY RESULT:Witty

The Cadillac of senses of humor. Smart, sophisticated, and people either love you or just roll their eyes at you.

If you’ve never watched any of those “Brit-Coms,” go out and rent them – you’ll love them. If you’ve already seen them, well, it shows. You’ve got a great mind and a great sense of humor. Now if only we could do something about your sense of style. (Just kidding. You look hot. Really.)

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What's Your Kissing Style?

MY RESULT:Romantic Kisser

Beware of your kiss – it’s been known to make people fall in love.

To you, kisses are the finest expression of love. (And you love being in love.) You think that the best kisses happen when the feelings are strong and the love vibes are pumping at maximum speed. That doesn’t mean you’re a traditional kisser, though – you love to mix it up with creative kisses and keep things interesting. Kissing is an art, and when you get going you’re like Picasso.

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What’s Your Mental Age?

MY RESULT:Teen

A delicate blend of childlike enthusiasm and adult-style maturity. Well, a little bit of maturity.

You've got a free spirit, and you love to have fun. Admirable qualities for sure. Just be sure not to have too much fun. You know, like, one-way-ticket-to-the-emergency-room fun. Oh, who are we kidding? You'll do just fine.

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InfluencesJesus Christ, My mom, Grandma Nickey, Mary Magdalene, Peter, Kim Zimmer, Lisa Brown, Sandi Patty, Faith Hill, Melissa Manchester, Trisha Yearwood, Kathy Troccoli and Jennifer Nettles.
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THE WAY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE, THE PERSPECTIVE YOU SELECT, IS A CHOICE YOU MAKE EVERY SINGLE DAY WHEN YOU WAKE UP. IT'S YOURS TO DECIDE. CHOOSE WISELY....

This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you have left behind...let it be good.


This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.



ZEN SARCASM

> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of > me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.. Just > pretty much leave me alone.
>
> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt > and leaky tire.
>
> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal > your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>
> 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be > promoted.
>
> 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
>
> 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>
> 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple > of car payments.
>
> 8 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their > shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and > you have their shoes!
>
> 9. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
>
> 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to > fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>
> 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was > probably worth it.
>
> 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
>
> 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
>
> 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and > put it back in your pocket.
>
> 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>
> 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark > side, and it holds the universe together.
>
> 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
>
> 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are > moving.
>
> 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need > it.
>
> 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
> 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a > laxative at the same time.



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Myspace Survey...Tell All!
--Info--
Name::Kimberly
Nicknames::none that i know of...then again, i don't think i'd wanna know!
Birthplace::wheeling, wv
Current Location::strasburg, pa
Hair Color::brown
Eye Color::blue
Height::5'2"
Weight::if i told you i'd have to kill you!
Tatoos?::ummmm...no! i hate tats on girls
Piercings?::three
Overused Phrase::"do you understand what i'm saying?"
--Your--
Bedtime::11:30 or so
Best Physical Feature::i've been told i have nice eyes
Most Embarassing Moment::too many to name!
Most Missed Memory::spending time with my grandmother
First Thought When You Wake Up::not again!
Weakness::i have soooo many and not enough space!
Best Friends::i'm sure i have a few..i hope anyway..people are proving to be great friends to me lately! i'm blessed.
Goal For The Year::to stay on my feet for over a hundred more shows
Greatest Fears::to not be my best for myself, family and friends
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...:regular pepsi and diet coke
McDonalds or Burger King...:sonic
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...:either..i'm a tea freak!
Chocolate or Vanilla...:chocolate
Water or Milk...:milk (fat free skim deluxe)
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...:coffee
Hugs or Kisses...:both are nice from the right person!
Cats or Dogs...:either...i love animals
Summer or Winter...:fall is my fave, actually
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...:romantic comedies
Love or Money...:love...definately!
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...:green
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color::as long as you have eyes that's all that matters
Perferred Hair Color::brown
Short Hair or Long Hair...:short
Perferred Height::tall...like over 5"11"
Perferred Weight::doesn't matter...i like muscular guys...or bigger guys i should say
Looks or Personality...:personality goes a looooooong way!
Hot or Cute...:hot
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...:muscular...but it doesnt really matter as long as you have a great heart
--Favs--
Number::14
Food::any!
Type of Music::country...but i like all types of music
Candy::hershey bar with almonds or reese cups
Color::red
Animal::ferret
Drink::diet decaf iced tea
Body Part on the Opposite Sex::arms/shoulders/chest
Movie::lost boys, tristan and isolde
Past Time::riding down the road with nowhere in particular to go
--Have You Ever--
Drank?:yes
Smoked?:yes
Been Beaten Up?:yes
Bullied Someone?:yes
Skinny Dipped?:no!
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?:yes
Toliet Papered Someones House?:yes
Played Poker W/ Money?:yes
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?:yes
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?:yes!
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?:yes!
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?:yes
Went Camping?:yes
Used The Restroom On A Tree?:yes
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?:no
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?:yes
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?:yes
Danced In The Rain?:yes!!! i love that!
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?:everyday!
Been On Stage?:everyday
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?:no
Been To A Nude Beach?:yes...in france
Cursed In Church?:no
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?:not that i'm aware of...haven't kissed many people
Burnt Yourself?:yes
Been Dumped?:yes
Dumped Someone?:yes
Been In Love?:not sure
Been Hit On Someone To Old?:yes
Wanted To Be A Model?:yes
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?:no
Bought Lottery Tickets?:yes
Made Out In A Car?:yes
Cried During A Movie?:yes
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?:yes!!!!
Made Love On The Beach?:no
Shoplifted?:yes
Seen Someone Shoplift?:yes
Hung Up On Someone?:yes
Yelled At Your Pet?:yes
Gotten Seasick?:no
Tried To Strip When Drunk?:no!!!!
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?:no
Stalked Someone?:no
Had A Stalker?:no
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?:no
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?:yes
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?:yes
Protested?:no
Been To An Island?:yes
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?:everyday
Screamed In A Library?:no
Made Out W/ A Stranger?:no
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?:yes
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?:everyday
Talked To A Complete Stranger?:yes
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?:yes
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?:yes
Threw Up In School?:yes
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?:yes
Wore Something You Hated?:yes
Wore Something To Match Someone?:no
Been To A Luau?:no
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?:yes
Been On TV?:yes
Been Outta The Country?:yes
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?:yes
Won A Pool Game?:yes
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?:yes
Went To School/ Work Drunk?:no
Dieted?:everyday!!!
Had An Eating Disorder?:yes
Cheated On Your Other?:no
Been Cheated On?:bahahahahaha! ummm..yeah...isnt that what guys do? well, most of them anyway
Been Paid To Date Someone?:no
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?:no
Tanned Topless?:yes
Been Strip Searched?:no
Been On A Plane?:yes
Been On A Cruise?:yes
Been Pantsed In Public?:no
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?:yes
Broke Someone's Heart?:not that i'm aware of
Sung In The Shower?:yes
Bought Something Way To Expensive?:no
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?:everyday!
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?:yes
Been Walked In On While Showering?:yes
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?:no
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?:yes
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?:no
Been In Detention?:yes
Feel Off A Roof?:no
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?:no
Been In A Wreck?:yes
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?:no
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?:no
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?:yes
Been Shot?:no
Had A Water Gun War?:yes
Been Arrested?:no
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?:oh yeah...you could say that!
Country You Wanna Visit::australia
Way You Wanna Die::i don't wanna die...i love life
Like Thunderstorms?:yes!!!!! they are the best!
Get Along W/ Your Parents?:yes
R U A Health Freak?:sometimes
U Think Ur Attractive?:absolutely not
Do You Believe In Yourself?:absolutely
Wanna Get Married?:sure
Wanna Go To College?:already did
Shower Daily?:yeah!
Want Kids?:have one...if i met the right person i'd probably consider having another
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?:oh dear....can i get it back?
Do U Hate Anyone?:no
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?:yes
Do You Think You Can Sing?:yes
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?:if i take my contacts out
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?:no
Can You Whistle?:yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?:yes
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?:no
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?:yes!!!!!!!!!
Can You Multitask?:yes
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?:yeah...the bottom of it
Can You Fit In Your Locker?:i'd tell you if i had a locker
Do You Spit?:sure...don't we all?
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?:yes
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?:to be happy and healthy
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?:i LOVE victoria's secret amber romance body spray and if i could afford it ralph lauren glamorous
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?:oil of olay body wash
What's Your Favorite Scent?:on a guy its Cool Water by Davidoff and i like how i smell
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?:sometimes...but probably not
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2005-Present: Sight and Sound Theatre Lancaster,PA:Actor/Singer/Dancer
2000-2002: Jillian Ministries, Scottsdale, AZ: Actor/Tour Director
1998-2000: Sight and Sound Theatre, Lancaster, PA: Actor/Singer/Dancer
1993-1997: Fountain Square Fools, Cincinnati, OH: Actor/Singer


TELEVISION/VOICE OVER/INDUSTRIALS

2006: Proctor&Gamble, Pittsburgh, PA: On-Camera Industrial
2005-Present: Sight and Sound Theatre, Lancaster, PA: On-Camera Video
Promotional Video for "Ruth" and "Miracle of Christmas" 2005-2006 Season Commercial
1994-Present: Chrisagis Ministries, Yorkville, OH: On-Camera TV Show
Good News Gang TV Series (Voice-over:Various Voices)
Good News Gang TV Series (On-Camera Lead Talent)
2002: Innovation Studios, Steubenville, OH: Voice Over Commercial Oglebay, WV Bridal Expo Commercial


MUSIC

2006: Treasure Island Idol Contest, Steubenville, OH: Solo Artist
1994-Present: Chrisagis Ministries, Yorkville, OH: Featured Soloist
1993-Present: Various Fairs/Festivals, Ohio
1988: All Ohio State European Choir, Columbus, OH
All Ohio State Rose Bowl Choir, Columbus, OH
1986-1988: All Ohio State Fair Choir, Columbus, OH


DANCE

Tap, Ballet, Modern, Lyrical, Toe-tap
Jazz and Lyrical Choreographer
Jazz and Ballet Instructor


INTERESTS/HOBBIES

Percussion/Drums, Trumpet, Puppeteer, Aerobics, Bicycle, Cheerleading, Rollerskating, Softball, Volleyball, Baseball, Basketball, Swimming, Ice Skating, Heeley's


MySpace Layouts

Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com

Ever find the words that cut to the core of who you are? Here's mine....

Go ahead and take your best shot
Let 'er rip, give it all you've got
I'm laid out on the floor, but I've been here before
I may stumble, yeah I might fall
I'm only human, but aren't we all
I might lose my way, but hear me when I say
I will stand back up
You'll know just the moment when I've had enough
Sometimes I'm afraid and I don't feel that tough
But I'll stand back up
I've been beaten up and bruised
I've been kicked right off my shoes
Been down on my knees more times than you'd believe
When the darkness tries to get me
There's a Light that just won't let me
It might take my pride and tears may fill my eyes
But I'll stand back up
I've weathered all these storms but I just turn them into wind so I can fly
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
When I take my last breath that's when I'll just give up
So, go ahead and take your best shot
Let 'er rip, give it all you've got
You might win this round, but you can't keep me down
'Cause I'll stand back up
And you'll know just the moment when I've had enough
Sometimes I'm afraid and I don't feel that tough
But I'll stand back up


I GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT NOW! NOT!

With rules like these, no wonder God HAD to make women.


The Guys' "Rules"
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the .............. formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!






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