Kage Alan
"Evil Never Met Sarcasm Like This!"

Male
38 years old
Harrison Township, MICHIGAN
United States



Last Login: 9/4/2008
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    Kage Alan's Interests
GeneralB-movies, some good movies, Sci-Fi, Horror, concerts, shopping in Hong Kong, weekends in London, collecting DVDs, making fun of people who work at Blockbuster and finding out just how many licks it really does take to get to the middle of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.
Musica-ha, Alice Cooper, Alphaville, Amber, Andy Taylor, Animotion, Aqua, Arcadia, Asia, Bad English, Baltimora, Bananarama, Bangels, Belinda Carlisle, Berlin, Billy Idol, Bon Jovi, Bonnie Tyler, Breathe, Bryan Adams, Camouflage, The Cars, Cascada, C.C. Catch, Cheap Trick, Cher, Claudia Brucken, Corey Hart, Corina, Cutting Crew, Cyndi Lauper, Dalbello, Dan Hartman, David Arkenstone, Dead Or Alive, Dee Snider, Depeche Mode, Deuce, Diva, DJ Miko, Dokken, Don Henley, Doro, DragonForce, The Dream Academy, Duran Duran, East 17, Eddie Money, Eiffel 65, Elmer Bernstein, ELO, Enigma, Enya, Epica, Erasure, The Escape Club, E-type, Eurythmics, Falco, Fiona, A Flock of Seagulls, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Fun Factory, Gary Moore, Genesis, George Thorogood, Giant, Gigi D'Agostino, Gina G., Glass Tiger, Go-Gos, Great White, Green Vinyl Dream, Guns N' Roses, Haddaway, Halford, Harry Manfredini, Heart, The Hooters, Howard Jones, Huey Lews & The News, Ian Van Dahl, Icehouse, iiO, Information Society, Inker & Hamilton, INXS, Jane Wiedlin, Jesus & Mary Chain, Jimmy Somerville, Joan Jett, John Farnham, John Parr, Jon Secada, Jamie Cullum, Journey, Judas Priest, Kamelot, Kate Ryan, Kim Wilde, Kiss, Kon Kan, Lacuna Coil, Lasgo, Laura Branigan, Lene, Linear, Lou Gramm, Love & Rockets, Luba, Madonna, Marian Gold, Marilyn Martin, Martha Davis, Michael Damian, The Motels, New Order, Nicholas Tse, Nick Carter, Nickelback, Nicki French, Night Ranger, Nightwish, N-Trance, Olivia Newton-John, OMD, The Other Ones, The Outfield, Pat Benatar, Paul Lekakis, Paul Van Dyke, Pepsi & Shirlie, Peter Murphy, The Pet Shop Boys, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd Poets of the Fall, The Power Station, Prince, Propaganda, Pseudo Echo, Queen, Quiet Riot, Real Life, Red Flag, Rick Springfield, Richard Marx, Robert Palmer, Robert Tepper, Rob Zombie, Roger Daltrey, Roland Orzabal Roxette, Samantha Fox, Sandra, Sarah Brightman, Saraya, Sash!, Savage Garden, Scandal w/Patty Smyth, Scorpions, Secret Garden, 707, S'Express, Shampoo, Simple Minds, Sin With Sebastian, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Skid Row, Sly Fox, Smile DK, Stacy Q, Starship, Steps, Steve Miller, Stevie Nicks, The Tamperer, Taylor Dayne, Tears For Fears, Terri Nunn, 38 Special, Thirty Seconds To Mars, Thompson Twins, Tiffany, Tina Cousins, Tina Turner, Tom Kimmel, T'Pau, Tranvision Vamp, Twisted Sister, 2 Unlimited, Ultravox, Vangelis, Vixen, Wang Chung, Warlock, Warrant, When In Rome
MoviesAbove The Law, Addams Family, After Life, Airplane, Alien, Aliens, Alien3 (Director's Cut), Amelie, American Beauty, American Dreamer, American Pie 2, An American President, American Psycho, An American Werewolf In London, America’s Sweethearts, Android, Anna And The King, Apt Pupil, Army of Darkness, Austin Powers, The Avengers, Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever, Basic Instinct, Batman Begins, Battle Beyond The Stars, Bed Of Roses, Below, Best In Show, Beverly Hills Cop, Biggles: Adventures In Time, Big Trouble In Little China, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Billy Elliot, Black Moon Rising, Blade, Blade Runner, Bowling For Columbine, The Boy Who Could Fly, The Breakfast Club, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Bringing Down The House, Bring It On, Broadcast News, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension, Bubba Ho-Tep, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Bull Durham, Bully, Caddyshack, Calendar Girls, Candyman, Cannibal! The Musical, Casablanca, Casshern, The Changeling, Charlie’s Angels, Cherry Falls, Cherry 2000, Chocolat, C.H.U.D., The Cider House Rules, Cinema Paradiso, City Heat, City Of Angels, Class of 1999, Clay Pigeons, Clerks, The Closet, Clue, Clueless, Cobra, Cold Comfort Farm, Copycat, Creator, Creep, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Crow, The Crying Game, Cube, Cube: Zero, Cyborg, Dagon, Dark City, D.A.R.Y.L., Dead Again, Death Machine, Deep Rising, Deep Star 6, The Descent, Desperado, The Devil’s Backbone, Die Hard, Dirty Dancing, Dirty Harry, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Dogfight, Dogma, Dog Soldiers, Dollman, Donnie Darko, Dracula 3000, Dust Devil, Educating Rita, 84 Charing Cross Road, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Elvira’s Haunted Hills, Empire Records, Enigma, Enter The Ninja, Epoch, Erik The Viking, Erin Brockovich, Escape From New York, ET, Ever After, Evil Dead 2, The Eye, Fahrenheit 9/11, The Fantastic, Four, Fifty/Fifty, The Final Countdown, Final Destination, Final Destination 2, Final Destination 3, A Fish Called Wanda, Flashpoint, The Floating Landscape, Footloose, Forbidden City Cop, Fortress, Four Weddings And A Funeral, Frailty, Free Enterprise, Frequency, Friday The 13th, From Dusk Til’ Dawn, From The Hip, Full Eclipse, The Full Monty, The Funhouse, Funny Farm, Funny Man, Futurekick, Galaxy of Terror, Galaxy Quest, The Game, Gen-X Cops, Get Shorty, Ghostbusters, Ginger Snaps, Gladiator, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, The Goonies, Gosford Park, Grease, Gross Anatomy, Halloween, Hardware, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Haute Tension, Heartbeeps, Heartbreak Ridge, Heathers, The Heavenly Kid, Hell Night, Hello Again, Hellraiser, Hero, The Heroic Trio, He Said, She Said, High Heels And Low Lifes, Highlander, Hopscotch, Hot Shots!, The Hours, House Calls, House of 1000 Corpses, The Howling, The Ice Pirates, An Ideal Husband, Il Mar, The Incredibles, ID4, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Indian Summer, Infra-Man, Iron Eagle, Iron Ladies, It’s A Wonderful Life, January Man, Jason X, Jaws, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Jeepers Creepers, July Rhapsody, Jumping Jack Flash, Ju-On, Just One of the Guys, The Keep, Ken Park, Kickboxer, Kill Bill, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Kiss of the Dragon, Krull, L.A. Confidential, Ladyhawk, La Femme Nikita, Lake Placid, L.A. Story, The Last Starfighter, A League Of Their Own, Legend, Lethal Weapon, Leviathan, Logan’s Run, Lord of the Rings, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Lord Of Illusions, Lord of the Flies, The Lost Boys, Love at First Bite, The Love Letter, Lucas, Madman, A Man Called Hero, Manhunter, Mannequin, Man On Fire, The Man With One Red Shoe, Mansfield Park, The Matrix, Max Dugan Returns, McBain, Mean Girls, Medicine Man, Memento, Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn, Mimic, Mischief, Miss Congeniality, Monster’s Ball, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moon 44, Mortal Kombat, Mother, Motorama, Moving Violations, Mulan, The Mummy, Murder By Death, My Fellow Americans, My House In Umbria, My Life Is A Dog, My Man Godfrey, My Stepmother Is An Alien, Mystery Men, Mystic Pizza, The Naked Gun, The Navigator, The Neverending Story, Nicholas Nickleby, A Night At The Roxbury, Nightflyers, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Nine To Five, Nomads, Nosferatu, No Small Affair, Not Another Teen Movie, Notting Hill, Nowhere, Nuns on the Run, Ocean’s 11, Once Bitten, Once Upon A Time In China, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Outfoxed, Outland, Patch Adams, Pay It Forward, Pet Sematary, The Phantom Lover, Phantasm, Phantoms, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pitch Black, Playing By Heart, Poltergeist, Practical Magic, Prayer of the Rollerboys, Predator, Pretty In Pink, Pretty Woman, Prince Of Darkness, Princess Bride, Private Eyes, Pump Up The Volume, Quicksilver, Real Genius, The Ref, The Relic, Resident Evil, Resurrection, Ringu, Robocop, Romancing The Stone, Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion, Route 666, Roxanne, Rumble In The Bronx, Runaway, Rundown, Run Lola Run, Running On Empty, Rush Hour, Rustler’s Rhapsody, Ruthless People, Salem’s Lot, Saturn 3, Savage Streets, Saw, Scary Movie, Scream, Screamers, Scrooged, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Serenity, Serving Sarah, Seven, Shall We Dance, The Shawshank Redemption, Shiri, Shogun, Silence Of The Lambs, Silverhawk, Sixteen Candles, The Sixth Sense, Slaughter of the Innocents, Sleepaway Camp, Slipstream, Smilla’s Sense Of Snow, Sneakers, Soapdish, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Soldier, Some Kind of Wonderful, Somewhere In Time, Spaceballs, Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, Speechless, Spider-Man, Split Second, Squirm, Stagefright, Stakeout, Stand By Me, Star Crash, Stargate, Star Trek, Star Wars, Staying Together, Stealing Home, Steel Magnolias, St. Elmo’s Fire, Stiff Upper Lips, The Storm Riders, Strangeland, Streets Of Fire, Subspecies, Sudden Impact, Supergirl, Superman, Supernova, Sure Thing, Suspiria, Talos The Mummy, Tango & Cash, Tank Girl, Tea With Mussolini, 10 Things I Hate About You, Ten To Midnight, Terminator, Terror Within, That Old Feeling, Thelma & Louise, There’s Something About Mary, The Thing, The Thin Man, The Thirteenth Floor, 3 Ninjas, Three To Tango, Thunderheart, Time And Tide, Tombstone, Top Gun, Toy Story, Trancers, Troll, Tron, True Believer, True Lies, 28 Days Later, Two of a Kind, 2001, 2010, Under Siege, Underworld, The Unforgiven, The Untouchables, Urban Legend, The Usual Suspects, V, Van Wilder, Videodrome, Waiting, Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Prices, Watcher In The Woods, Waterboys, Weird Science, What Dreams May Come, What’s Cooking?, White Palace, Within The Rock, Without A Clue, Wrong Turn, Xanadu, X-Men, XTRO, Year of the Dragon, Young Doctors In Love, Young Guns, Y Tu Mama Tambien Alternative: Adventures Of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Alive & Kicking, All Over the Guy, As Good As It Gets, Beautiful Thing, Big Eden, Bishonen, The Broken Hearts Club, Butch Camp (Judy Tenuta!), But I’m A Cheerleader, Circuit, Cowboys & Angels, Drift, Edge Of Seventeen, Fake, Get Real, Gods and Monsters, Happy Together, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The House of Morecock, If These Walls Could Talk 2, In & Out, It’s My Party, Jeffrey, Kizuna, Lan Yu, Latter Days, Leather Jacket Love Story, Lilies, Love, Valor & Compassion, Maurice, Nine Dead Gay Guys, The Object of My Affection, The Opposite Of Sex, Peter’s Friends, Sum of Us, Taboo, Threesome, Torch Song Trilogy, A Touch Of Pink, To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Trick, Under One Roof, Wedding Banquet, Zebraman, Zorro—The Gay Blade
TelevisionFarscape, Alias, Cybil, Buffy, Angel, Are You Being Served?, All American Girl, Twin Peaks, Friends, Seinfeld, Cheers, Frasier, QAF, Babylon 5, Crusade, Mutant X, Pretender, Prime Suspect, Cracker, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, Six Feed Under, Firefly, Friends, Gatachaman, Heroes, The IT Crowd, Lost, Moonlighting, Cheers, Frasier, Battlestar Galatica (the original and the new version), Star Trek, V, X-Files, Stargate SG-1, Johnny Sokko & His Flying Robot, Vicar of Dibley, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ultra-Man, She-Wolf of London, Little Britain, Chef!, Surface and Ab Fab.
BooksUsually most anything by Stephen King, Koontz, Anne Rice and some Clive Barker. Lately, though, I've been reading autobiogrophies from Chevy Chase and Rutger Hauer. The Rutger Hauer one is especially worth it! Just picked up Lance Bass's book, too.
HeroesCertainly not Tom Cruise. Do I look like I'm 5'0" tall, belong to a cult and waiting for the mothership? I didn't think so. No, my heroes are the ones out there making a difference for humanity in general and, yes, those trying to improve the quality of life for gays, lesbians and Transgendered individuals. It's not easy, but at the end of the day, they've made a difference and that's what counts. Those people are my heroes.
Groups: GAY DETROITGay Michigan Male 4 Male

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     Kage Alan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Detroit
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Author

   Kage Alan's Schools
Grand Valley State University
Allendale, MI
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Film / English
 

1988 to 1993
Fraser High School
Fraser, MI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Thespian
 

1984 to 1988



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About me:

My new site: www.KageAlan.com!!! It's up, running and recently updated as of 7/17/08.

"I aim to misbehave." (Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity")

Let's start at the beginning. I was born in June of 1970, which makes me a Gemini. I'm also a Dog according to the Chinese Zodiac, but I do NOT lick my own...you know. Once you hit 30, you risk severe back injuries trying...not that I've tried...recently.

I'm 6 feet tall, 170lbs (been hitting the gym, thank you, not gaining arbitrary weight), dark blonde hair and have slightly bloodshot blue eyes. I'm college educated and suffer from multiple sarcasms. Take that where you will. I have. Don't be shy.

I'm also involved relationship with someone pretty spectacular. You think you're the man of my dreams? Please, beyotch. I watch "Friday The 13th" to relax. My guy is one in a lifetime and I can't imagine existence without him. It's like marriage...only not because we're not allowed in Michigan. Oops. I typed that out loud, didn't I?

I'm painfully shy and just love when somebody starts up a conversation with me. Yeah, right. I live near Detroit. We eat everybody else for breakfast. (Conversation is always welcome, though.)

I'm a writer through and through, which means trouble follows me wherever I go. So far I've completed 3 novels (the 3rd one has just been published) and I'm working on my 4th. You know you're a real life author when you see your book on Amazon.com. lol My book has even been used in a course at Grand Valley State University.

Books:

1) Andy Stevenson Vs. the Lord of the Loins (http://www.amazon.com/Andy-Stevenson-vs-Lord-Loins/dp/1934841005/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216321730&sr=8-1)

2) A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To My Sexual Orientation (http://www.amazon.com/Funny-Thing-Happened-Sexual-Orientation/dp/1934135917/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216321730&sr=8-3)

3) Honor Unbound (written under a different name) (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0761829261/qid=1151957918/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-8328833-9999167?s=books&v=glance&n=283155)

I enjoy buying DVDs, going to concerts, buying DVDs, hanging out with friends, buying DVDs, traveling overseas (and buying DVDs there) and making fun of people who work at Blockbuster. I can't really pinpoint an absolute favorite hobby or interest, though.




Upcoming Book Signings

Aug. 02, 2008 Just 4 Us (Ferndale, Michigan)

Aug. 17, 2008 Outword Bound (Indianapolis, Indiana)

Sep. 20, 2008 Common Language Book Bar (Ann Arbor, Michigan)

Oct. 18, 2008 Outwords Books (Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

Nov. 1-2, 2008 Q Trading Co. (Palm Springs, California)


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Who I'd like to meet:
Freddy Mercury (one day when I've passed on), 80's singer Fiona (no, NOT Fiona Apple), Andy Taylor, Michael Davidson, Jordan Young, Nicholas Tse, Peter Strauss, Barry Bostwick, Roxette, Robert Tepper, Molly Ringwald, Noah Hathaway, director Richard Stanley, Kathy Griffin, David Mendenhall, Stevie Nicks and Barret Oliver.

   


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Sep 1 2008 2:50 AM


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Aug 30 2008 3:10 PM

thank you
how are you?
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Aug 26 2008 9:09 PM

요구를 당신을 감사하십시오.
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Aug 25 2008 11:44 PM

Hey,
Thought this went along with the cover of Lord of the Loins.

Stephen Lynch : SuperHero
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Aug 22 2008 2:26 PM


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Aug 21 2008 2:00 PM

Here is a recent Disney joke for you...Enjoy!



A gay couple, both fathers named Gepetto and Peter Pan, had a little wooden boy named Pinnochio. Pinnochio asked Gepetto, 'Dad, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Gepetto replies, 'No, because she is in heat.
'

'What's that mean?' asked the child.


'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.
'

Peter Pan, Pinnochio's other dad (the biological one at that) is in the garage. Pinnochio, goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle (named obviously after a Disney Princess who lived down the street) for a walk around the block? I asked dad, but he said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.
'

Peter Pan said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.
'

Pinnochio left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Peter Pan asked, 'Where's Belle?'

( YOU'RE GONNA L OVE THIS!!!!!!!! ! )

Pinnochio said, 'she ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog named the Beast is pushing her home.
'

If you ain't laffin'...You ain't livin'
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Aug 19 2008 11:55 PM

hahaha u r funny... and usually yeah but not at the moment... hehehe :)
The Organic Guy





Aug 19 2008 11:23 PM

Thank You

Have a great night :-)
Kevin





Aug 16 2008 10:15 PM

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Aug 15 2008 4:40 PM

Thanks for the request
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