Kage Alan
Kage Alan
Evil Never Met Sarcasm Like This!

Male
39 years old
Harrison Township, MICHIGAN
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
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    Kage Alan's Interests
GeneralB-movies, some good movies, Sci-Fi, Horror, concerts, shopping in Hong Kong, weekends in London, collecting DVDs, making fun of people who work at Blockbuster and finding out just how many licks it really does take to get to the middle of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.




Musica-ha, Alice Cooper, Alphaville, Amber, Andy Taylor, Animotion, Aqua, Arcadia, Asia, Bad English, Baltimora, Bananarama, Bangels, Belinda Carlisle, Berlin, Billy Idol, Bon Jovi, Bonnie Tyler, Breathe, Bryan Adams, Camouflage, The Cars, Cascada, C.C. Catch, Cheap Trick, Cher, Claudia Brucken, Corey Hart, Corina, Cutting Crew, Cyndi Lauper, Dalbello, Dan Hartman, David Arkenstone, Dead Or Alive, Dee Snider, Depeche Mode, Deuce, Diva, DJ Miko, Dokken, Don Henley, Doro, DragonForce, The Dream Academy, Duran Duran, East 17, Eddie Money, Eiffel 65, Elmer Bernstein, ELO, Enigma, Enya, Epica, Erasure, The Escape Club, E-type, Eurythmics, Falco, Fiona, A Flock of Seagulls, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Fun Factory, Gary Moore, Genesis, George Thorogood, Giant, Gigi D'Agostino, Gina G., Glass Tiger, Go-Gos, Great White, Green Vinyl Dream, Guns N' Roses, Haddaway, Halford, Harry Manfredini, Heart, The Hooters, Howard Jones, Huey Lews & The News, Ian Van Dahl, Icehouse, iiO, Information Society, Inker & Hamilton, INXS, Jane Wiedlin, Jesus & Mary Chain, Jimmy Somerville, Joan Jett, John Farnham, John Parr, Jon Secada, Jamie Cullum, Journey, Judas Priest, Kamelot, Kate Ryan, Kim Wilde, Kiss, Kon Kan, Lacuna Coil, Lasgo, Laura Branigan, Lene, Linear, Lou Gramm, Love & Rockets, Luba, Madonna, Marian Gold, Marilyn Martin, Martha Davis, Michael Damian, The Motels, New Order, Nicholas Tse, Nick Carter, Nickelback, Nicki French, Night Ranger, Nightwish, N-Trance, Olivia Newton-John, OMD, The Other Ones, The Outfield, Pat Benatar, Paul Lekakis, Paul Van Dyke, Pepsi & Shirlie, Peter Murphy, The Pet Shop Boys, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd Poets of the Fall, The Power Station, Prince, Propaganda, Pseudo Echo, Queen, Quiet Riot, Real Life, Red Flag, Rick Springfield, Richard Marx, Robert Palmer, Robert Tepper, Rob Zombie, Roger Daltrey, Roland Orzabal Roxette, Samantha Fox, Sandra, Sarah Brightman, Saraya, Sash!, Savage Garden, Scandal w/Patty Smyth, Scorpions, Secret Garden, 707, S'Express, Shampoo, Simple Minds, Sin With Sebastian, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Skid Row, Sly Fox, Smile DK, Stacy Q, Starship, Steps, Steve Miller, Stevie Nicks, The Tamperer, Taylor Dayne, Tears For Fears, Terri Nunn, 38 Special, Thirty Seconds To Mars, Thompson Twins, Tiffany, Tina Cousins, Tina Turner, Tom Kimmel, T'Pau, Tranvision Vamp, Twisted Sister, 2 Unlimited, Ultravox, Vangelis, Vixen, Wang Chung, Warlock, Warrant, When In Rome
MoviesAbove The Law, Addams Family, After Life, Airplane, Alien, Aliens, Alien3 (Director's Cut), Amelie, American Beauty, American Dreamer, American Pie 2, An American President, American Psycho, An American Werewolf In London, America’s Sweethearts, Android, Anna And The King, Apt Pupil, Army of Darkness, Austin Powers, The Avengers, Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever, Basic Instinct, Batman Begins, Battle Beyond The Stars, Bed Of Roses, Below, Best In Show, Beverly Hills Cop, Biggles: Adventures In Time, Big Trouble In Little China, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Billy Elliot, Black Moon Rising, Blade, Blade Runner, Bowling For Columbine, The Boy Who Could Fly, The Breakfast Club, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Bringing Down The House, Bring It On, Broadcast News, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension, Bubba Ho-Tep, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Bull Durham, Bully, Caddyshack, Calendar Girls, Candyman, Cannibal! The Musical, Casablanca, Casshern, The Changeling, Charlie’s Angels, Cherry Falls, Cherry 2000, Chocolat, C.H.U.D., The Cider House Rules, Cinema Paradiso, City Heat, City Of Angels, Class of 1999, Clay Pigeons, Clerks, The Closet, Clue, Clueless, Cobra, Cold Comfort Farm, Copycat, Creator, Creep, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Crow, The Crying Game, Cube, Cube: Zero, Cyborg, Dagon, Dark City, D.A.R.Y.L., Dead Again, Death Machine, Deep Rising, Deep Star 6, The Descent, Desperado, The Devil’s Backbone, Die Hard, Dirty Dancing, Dirty Harry, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Dogfight, Dogma, Dog Soldiers, Dollman, Donnie Darko, Dracula 3000, Dust Devil, Educating Rita, 84 Charing Cross Road, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Elvira’s Haunted Hills, Empire Records, Enigma, Enter The Ninja, Epoch, Erik The Viking, Erin Brockovich, Escape From New York, ET, Ever After, Evil Dead 2, The Eye, Fahrenheit 9/11, The Fantastic, Four, Fifty/Fifty, The Final Countdown, Final Destination, Final Destination 2, Final Destination 3, A Fish Called Wanda, Flashpoint, The Floating Landscape, Footloose, Forbidden City Cop, Fortress, Four Weddings And A Funeral, Frailty, Free Enterprise, Frequency, Friday The 13th, From Dusk Til’ Dawn, From The Hip, Full Eclipse, The Full Monty, The Funhouse, Funny Farm, Funny Man, Futurekick, Galaxy of Terror, Galaxy Quest, The Game, Gen-X Cops, Get Shorty, Ghostbusters, Ginger Snaps, Gladiator, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, The Goonies, Gosford Park, Grease, Gross Anatomy, Halloween, Hardware, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Haute Tension, Heartbeeps, Heartbreak Ridge, Heathers, The Heavenly Kid, Hell Night, Hello Again, Hellraiser, Hero, The Heroic Trio, He Said, She Said, High Heels And Low Lifes, Highlander, Hopscotch, Hot Shots!, The Hours, House Calls, House of 1000 Corpses, The Howling, The Ice Pirates, An Ideal Husband, Il Mar, The Incredibles, ID4, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Indian Summer, Infra-Man, Iron Eagle, Iron Ladies, It’s A Wonderful Life, January Man, Jason X, Jaws, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Jeepers Creepers, July Rhapsody, Jumping Jack Flash, Ju-On, Just One of the Guys, The Keep, Ken Park, Kickboxer, Kill Bill, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Kiss of the Dragon, Krull, L.A. Confidential, Ladyhawk, La Femme Nikita, Lake Placid, L.A. Story, The Last Starfighter, A League Of Their Own, Legend, Lethal Weapon, Leviathan, Logan’s Run, Lord of the Rings, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Lord Of Illusions, Lord of the Flies, The Lost Boys, Love at First Bite, The Love Letter, Lucas, Madman, A Man Called Hero, Manhunter, Mannequin, Man On Fire, The Man With One Red Shoe, Mansfield Park, The Matrix, Max Dugan Returns, McBain, Mean Girls, Medicine Man, Memento, Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn, Mimic, Mischief, Miss Congeniality, Monster’s Ball, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moon 44, Mortal Kombat, Mother, Motorama, Moving Violations, Mulan, The Mummy, Murder By Death, My Fellow Americans, My House In Umbria, My Life Is A Dog, My Man Godfrey, My Stepmother Is An Alien, Mystery Men, Mystic Pizza, The Naked Gun, The Navigator, The Neverending Story, Nicholas Nickleby, A Night At The Roxbury, Nightflyers, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Nine To Five, Nomads, Nosferatu, No Small Affair, Not Another Teen Movie, Notting Hill, Nowhere, Nuns on the Run, Ocean’s 11, Once Bitten, Once Upon A Time In China, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Outfoxed, Outland, Patch Adams, Pay It Forward, Pet Sematary, The Phantom Lover, Phantasm, Phantoms, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pitch Black, Playing By Heart, Poltergeist, Practical Magic, Prayer of the Rollerboys, Predator, Pretty In Pink, Pretty Woman, Prince Of Darkness, Princess Bride, Private Eyes, Pump Up The Volume, Quicksilver, Real Genius, The Ref, The Relic, Resident Evil, Resurrection, Ringu, Robocop, Romancing The Stone, Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion, Route 666, Roxanne, Rumble In The Bronx, Runaway, Rundown, Run Lola Run, Running On Empty, Rush Hour, Rustler’s Rhapsody, Ruthless People, Salem’s Lot, Saturn 3, Savage Streets, Saw, Scary Movie, Scream, Screamers, Scrooged, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Serenity, Serving Sarah, Seven, Shall We Dance, The Shawshank Redemption, Shiri, Shogun, Silence Of The Lambs, Silverhawk, Sixteen Candles, The Sixth Sense, Slaughter of the Innocents, Sleepaway Camp, Slipstream, Smilla’s Sense Of Snow, Sneakers, Soapdish, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Soldier, Some Kind of Wonderful, Somewhere In Time, Spaceballs, Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, Speechless, Spider-Man, Split Second, Squirm, Stagefright, Stakeout, Stand By Me, Star Crash, Stargate, Star Trek, Star Wars, Staying Together, Stealing Home, Steel Magnolias, St. Elmo’s Fire, Stiff Upper Lips, The Storm Riders, Strangeland, Streets Of Fire, Subspecies, Sudden Impact, Supergirl, Superman, Supernova, Sure Thing, Suspiria, Talos The Mummy, Tango & Cash, Tank Girl, Tea With Mussolini, 10 Things I Hate About You, Ten To Midnight, Terminator, Terror Within, That Old Feeling, Thelma & Louise, There’s Something About Mary, The Thing, The Thin Man, The Thirteenth Floor, 3 Ninjas, Three To Tango, Thunderheart, Time And Tide, Tombstone, Top Gun, Toy Story, Trancers, Troll, Tron, True Believer, True Lies, 28 Days Later, Two of a Kind, 2001, 2010, Under Siege, Underworld, The Unforgiven, The Untouchables, Urban Legend, The Usual Suspects, V, Van Wilder, Videodrome, Waiting, Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Prices, Watcher In The Woods, Waterboys, Weird Science, What Dreams May Come, What’s Cooking?, White Palace, Within The Rock, Without A Clue, Wrong Turn, Xanadu, X-Men, XTRO, Year of the Dragon, Young Doctors In Love, Young Guns, Y Tu Mama Tambien Alternative: Adventures Of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Alive & Kicking, All Over the Guy, As Good As It Gets, Beautiful Thing, Big Eden, Bishonen, The Broken Hearts Club, Butch Camp (Judy Tenuta!), But I’m A Cheerleader, Circuit, Cowboys & Angels, Drift, Edge Of Seventeen, Fake, Get Real, Gods and Monsters, Happy Together, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The House of Morecock, If These Walls Could Talk 2, In & Out, It’s My Party, Jeffrey, Kizuna, Lan Yu, Latter Days, Leather Jacket Love Story, Lilies, Love, Valor & Compassion, Maurice, Nine Dead Gay Guys, The Object of My Affection, The Opposite Of Sex, Peter’s Friends, Sum of Us, Taboo, Threesome, Torch Song Trilogy, A Touch Of Pink, To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Trick, Under One Roof, Wedding Banquet, Zebraman, Zorro—The Gay Blade
TelevisionFarscape, Alias, Cybil, Buffy, Angel, Are You Being Served?, All American Girl, Twin Peaks, Friends, Seinfeld, Cheers, Frasier, QAF, Babylon 5, Crusade, Mutant X, Pretender, Prime Suspect, Cracker, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, Six Feed Under, Firefly, Friends, Gatachaman, Heroes, The IT Crowd, Lost, Moonlighting, Cheers, Frasier, Battlestar Galatica (the original and the new version), Star Trek, V, X-Files, Stargate SG-1, Johnny Sokko & His Flying Robot, Vicar of Dibley, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ultra-Man, She-Wolf of London, Little Britain, Chef!, Surface and Ab Fab.
BooksUsually most anything by Stephen King, Koontz, Anne Rice and some Clive Barker. Lately, though, I've been reading autobiogrophies from Chevy Chase and Rutger Hauer. The Rutger Hauer one is especially worth it! Just picked up Lance Bass's book, too.
HeroesCertainly not Tom Cruise. Do I look like I'm 5'0" tall, belong to a cult and waiting for the mothership? I didn't think so. No, my heroes are the ones out there making a difference for humanity in general and, yes, those trying to improve the quality of life for gays, lesbians and Transgendered individuals. It's not easy, but at the end of the day, they've made a difference and that's what counts. Those people are my heroes.
Groups: GAY DETROITGay Michigan Male 4 Male

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     Kage Alan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Detroit
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Author

   Kage Alan's Schools
Grand Valley State University
Allendale, MI
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Film / English
 

1988 to 1993
Fraser High School
Fraser, MI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Thespian
 

1984 to 1988



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About me:

My new site: www.KageAlan.com!!! It's up, running and recently updated as of 7/17/08.

"I aim to misbehave." (Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity")

Let's start at the beginning. I was born in June of 1970, which makes me a Gemini. I'm also a Dog according to the Chinese Zodiac, but I do NOT lick my own...you know. Once you hit 30, you risk severe back injuries trying...not that I've tried...recently.

I'm 6 feet tall, 170lbs (been hitting the gym, thank you, not gaining arbitrary weight), dark blonde hair and have slightly bloodshot blue eyes. I'm college educated and suffer from multiple sarcasms. Take that where you will. I have. Don't be shy.

I'm also involved relationship with someone pretty spectacular. You think you're the man of my dreams? Please, beyotch. I watch "Friday The 13th" to relax. My guy is one in a lifetime and I can't imagine existence without him. It's like marriage...only not because we're not allowed in Michigan. Oops. I typed that out loud, didn't I?

I'm painfully shy and just love when somebody starts up a conversation with me. Yeah, right. I live near Detroit. We eat everybody else for breakfast. (Conversation is always welcome, though.)

I'm a writer through and through, which means trouble follows me wherever I go. So far I've completed 3 novels (the 3rd one has just been published) and I'm working on my 4th. You know you're a real life author when you see your book on Amazon.com. lol My book has even been used in a course at Grand Valley State University.

Books:

1) Andy Stevenson Vs. the Lord of the Loins (http://www.amazon.com/Andy-Stevenson-vs-Lord-Loins/dp/1934841005/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216321730&sr=8-1)

2) A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To My Sexual Orientation (http://www.amazon.com/Funny-Thing-Happened-Sexual-Orientation/dp/1934135917/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216321730&sr=8-3)

3) Honor Unbound (written under a different name) (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0761829261/qid=1151957918/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-8328833-9999167?s=books&v=glance&n=283155)

I enjoy buying DVDs, going to concerts, buying DVDs, hanging out with friends, buying DVDs, traveling overseas (and buying DVDs there) and making fun of people who work at Blockbuster. I can't really pinpoint an absolute favorite hobby or interest, though.




Upcoming Book Signings

Aug. 02, 2008 Just 4 Us (Ferndale, Michigan)

Aug. 17, 2008 Outword Bound (Indianapolis, Indiana)

Sep. 20, 2008 Common Language Book Bar (Ann Arbor, Michigan)

Oct. 09, 2008 Grand Valley State University (Allendale, Michigan)

Oct. 18, 2008 Outwords Books (Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

Nov. 1-2, 2008 Q Trading Co. (Palm Springs, California)



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Who I'd like to meet:
Freddy Mercury (one day when I've passed on), 80's singer Fiona (no, NOT Fiona Apple), Andy Taylor, Michael Davidson, Jordan Young, Nicholas Tse, Peter Strauss, Barry Bostwick, Roxette, Robert Tepper, Molly Ringwald, Noah Hathaway, director Richard Stanley, Kathy Griffin, David Mendenhall, Stevie Nicks and Barret Oliver.

   


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Jul 6 2009 6:48 AM


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Jun 30 2009 4:22 AM

hahah..lol...no, u dont want to be so messy judt like me...it is very complicated to do my hair really...and it is not a talent..it is jsut patient..lol
Bee





Jun 26 2009 12:14 PM

y? what is wrong with it?
Alaka'i (Eric)





Jun 21 2009 11:38 PM

Kagie, you knocked me up and left me hangin....what's up with that???!!!
Jhawn





Jun 20 2009 2:10 AM

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Jun 17 2009 5:03 PM

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Jun 15 2009 4:01 AM

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Jun 10 2009 1:25 AM

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Jun 1 2009 10:55 PM

Dropping by to say Hello! Enjoy the music, whether it be Alien Skin or any other independent artist here on MySpace. We all thank You for listening!

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summer/winter greetings,
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May 26 2009 12:29 AM

Watch my new video, an original song called "Follow Me (Revolution)", @ http://bit.ly/10xFXI. Then, please share. Read my blog http://blogs.myspace.com/ldtaylor to find out why! Thanks so much!

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Danny





May 15 2009 4:45 AM

whats new? you quit talking to me and giving me sweet advice!
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May 9 2009 4:14 PM

Please vote for my friend, Madame LaQueer, so that she can be on RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 2. She slipped a whole spot yesterday! Vote Daily and spread the word, PLEASE! http://...com/d8sj83
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May 9 2009 4:07 AM

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May 5 2009 4:22 PM

I'll come out to see ya when you're in the 'hood. :)
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Apr 20 2009 10:59 PM

Hi Kagesan,
Still ooh-ing and ah-ing over your site. How much would you have expected to pay your web designer, had you not had the exchange deal? Just wondered...
I'm aiming to set up an activist site, since I can neither write nor act nor sing! :(
Alaka'i (Eric)





Apr 19 2009 7:33 PM

Kagie - I want you.... in the dirtiest, most scandalous, carnal way.....
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Apr 10 2009 10:16 AM

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Happy Easter!!
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Apr 10 2009 12:32 AM

Hmmm....There are no name ones here in Rochester and we also have a Barnes and Noble here in Greece.
I would come and see ya!
Amy





Apr 9 2009 1:11 AM

Ooo! Congrats on the book signing! When are you coming to NY? ;-)
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Apr 6 2009 3:46 AM

"There is absolutely no reason for being rushed along with the rush. Everybody should be free to go slow.
"
~ Robert Frost















Art by George Inness (1825-1894).


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Mar 29 2009 4:57 AM

Hope you're having a good weekend!
Alaka'i (Eric)





Mar 27 2009 7:03 AM

Kagie - I'm on my way to asia and happened to think of u...now I have to go rub one out... Wanna gimme a hand?
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