Kai[le(y)]
Kailey Kefi
Kailey Kefi Towanda! - Cue The Pulse To Begin - Golf Claps

Female
23 years old
Herndon, Virginia
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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    Kai[le(y)]'s Interests
General
You Are 83% Stereotypically Gay

You are quite the stereotypical gay person, my friend. You're practically a Carson Kressley queer, but not quite. A few slow people don't know you're gay yet, but everyone else does. Might as well flaunt it.

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Real Love ... In Front Of A Camera:



That's what it's about.

... But, if comparing the three (which no one should), "Justin" is more of a "Rhett"/"Lucy," and "Brian" is a "Scarlett"/"Amy".
I just couldn't find any similar and character-congruent pictures for this "non-comparison".

... And ["Queer As Folk," Gone with the Wind, and D.E.B.S.], yes, I am that "gay", LOL!



You Know You're From Virginia When ...
Speed limits are just suggestions.

You have at least two friends who have no idea what their relatives do ... because it's top secret government work.

Most of your high school Senior Class went on to go to Mason, JMU, Tech, VCU or UVA.

When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because it's easier to explain.

You've never told some one you're from Virginia without putting northern, central, or southern in front of it. (See above)

It's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.

You know a yellow light means at least five more cars can get through. (Yeah, man ... at least. This probably also happens every where else, too, though.) A red light means two more can.

You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for.

Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are not, under any circumstances, a southerner.

You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington, DC.

You took a field trip to Williamsburg as a kid.

You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak English.

Some one in your family, and/or you, yourself has/have a Smart Tag.

An inch of snow means you miss three days of school.

All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience.

Crown Victoria = undercover cop.

Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro.

They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put twelve new McMansions in its place.

For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa.

If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have three new names.

You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor.

Vacation means spending a day at King's Dominion or Busch Gardens.

Going to the River means any stream with water.

You have never been served tea without the waiter or waitress asking you if you want sweet or unsweetened.

Your favorite past time is telling West Virginia jokes.

Any one who can't trace his or her ancestry back to at least four generations in Virginia is an outsider.

Going to the beach means any where from Ocean City to Virginia Beach to Myrtle Beach.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Virginia.


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Your Passion Color: Yellow
You're a total sexual shape-shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you aren't always the most passionate person, you are very open-minded.


Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And, because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shape-shifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who you're with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.


You are Bettie Page!
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Your Inner European: Italian
You're passionate and colorful. You show the world what culture really is.


American Cities Which You Fit Best In:
70% Boston
65% New York City
65% Philadelphia
60% Chicago
60% San Francisco


Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
35% Yankee
10% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern


Your Brain Is 40.00% Female And 60.00% Male
You have a total boy brain; logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts, and, while your emotions do sway you some times ... you never like to get feelings too involved.


Your Current Internal Age: 30
You are a thirty-some-thing at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!


Year In Which You'd Feel Most Comfortable: 1968
You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule.


You are:


chance 3
Stubborn lad: The gift of the Irish! (Gift?) You just may be what
this Irish lad needs ... a strong,
stubborn lad! Whip that boy into shape.
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fifthelementbruce
You are Korben Dallas from The Fifth Element.
You're a good guy at heart,
but needs some thing BIG to motivate you for you to succeed
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     Kai[le(y)]'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:Herndon
Body type:4' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Aspiring ------

   Kai[le(y)]'s Schools
California Design College
Los Angeles, CA
Graduated: N/A
 
Current Courses:

2007 to Present
Herndon High
Herndon, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2000 to 2004



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   Kai[le(y)]'s Blurbs
About me:
Having two favorite movies (primarily) as a woman: The cost of a movie ticket, two two-disc DVD box-sets.
..

Having a favorite movie (primarily) as a man: The cost of a movie ticket and a two-disc DVD box-set.
..

Them sharing two sexy actresses: Fucking priceless.



My LJ will still be updated after strangers know my name, so check it out and Friend me.
My Face.



I'm queer, not only in the way I express affection, and I love myself that way, so I would have great appreciation if no more superficial golden children send me messages or apply to be my Friend, please. Your life is worth the individual effort to figure yourself out.
And, I know what kind of silhouette I have, and I know the gods favored me with it, but I never give it a second thought, so if that's the only, or even primary reason you want to get to know me, stop, and reread the above.


I do not understand straight men.


Elsewhere

*To save space, the random lyrics are now in the blog section.*

Today I am proud because, for the love of Peter Paige, I am a Comic Page dot!

I miss "Elsewhere" ... I used to have "Elsewhere" by Sarah McLachlan as the song that plays when you're on my page, but they took down that page for her ... I'm irritated! Union Of Knives's "Evil Has Never" is fuckin' rockin', but ...


Quotes and Their Significances
Quote:
a) Leviticus 18:22 - "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

b) Leviticus 11:9-12 - "These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you. They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcasses in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you."


Significance of Quotes:
I'm more bi than Jonny plays it, and my favorite thing that makes me a carnivore is shrimp ... this "Hell" better be fun.


Quote (from PeterPaige.net - his dual interview with "Queer as Folk" co-star Bobby Gant by Michael Rowe for Advocate Magazine, April 2003):
Paige: So many people are responding to the hype. Here's a true story about why this drives me bananas: I was in a very reputable spa in L.A. getting a massage. I was in the steam room beforehand, and this guy was cruising me. He's showing me his dick and telling me how he has some great coke and wants to go home and get stoned. Then someone comes in and recognizes me, and he figures out who I am. And then he's like, "Ugh, I hate that show. I just don't know anybody like those characters."

Gant: [Laughs] It's so true!

Paige: Seriously, dude, if only I'd had a mirror to hold up in that steam room.


Significance of Quote:
Extremely similiar scenes have been acted out numerous times by Gale Harold ("Brian," the elder member of the couple shown below) and some random "walk-ons" on the so-called unlikeable show/its characters.


Quote [from PlanetOut.com - Randy Harrison's (the blonde seen just below) QSAT]:
Would you appear nude in a movie?

"Never. I think that's really trashy."


Significance of Quote:
I wouldn't be able to count the number of times I've seen this man's ass if I wanted to, but, as one of his "Queer as Folk" co-stars, Peter Paige, would say:

Would you appear nude in a movie?

"Nope, I only do that on television." ... And Randy, we know about the plays.


No, they won't all be about being gay, or by queers, but, currently, those are all I've come across that I think are notable.
Some non-non-hetero ones soon to come, I promise.


All I care about at the moment:
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... So I'm a homo-loving dork, but, bisexual guys, I'm cute, and can teach you a few things about making girls ooh and ahh.

Click To Join And Support Our Rights As True Equals!
I am glad the two weren't combined during the show's run. ... If they don't get married in the future, and stay together forever in their fictional world, I'll kill them both, but they both had some growing to do before they could come together in that "final" way, and I still say marriage isn't right for every one.

They moved to Canada - They better make it legal!

YAY for their legalness!


My definition of musical perfection:


*To save space, the survey is now in the blog section.*

Who I'd like to meet:
Those whom have, and/or will, positively inspire at least one profound thought of some one else's consciousness. ..

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~*~TaKeN bY mY lOvE~*~

Erika Murphy-Kenworthy



Nov 25 2009 3:53 PM

HAPPY EARLY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!
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Nov 25 2009 2:51 PM

Hey Kailey!
are You ready to taste.... something from the FUTURE ?

REBIRTH:  the NEW single OUT on MySpace!

Stay Pumped! ...Stay E V O L U T I O N !
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Fairplay Collective

Fairplay Collective



Nov 7 2009 3:26 AM

Michael Brunnock's in depth interview with journalist Suzanne Connolly is uploaded and available to watch. It can be seen either on Michael's front page www.myspace.com/michaelbrunnock or on Fairplay Collective's video page http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=64241695
Ryan Ross

Ryan Ross



Nov 5 2009 7:12 PM

What up just droppin by to show your page some luv
Check out my new track (Smokin that Reffer) a must hear
let me know what you think

ROSS~
Chazonator.com

Chazonator.com



Oct 28 2009 3:06 PM

Hey Kai[le(y)] Here’s a look back on some scenes from the Summer of my online video series Naked Truth Gay News In Review. Check out Chazonator.com for updates on the news stories that affect us the most and read my scandalous blogs on myspace. Hugs, Chaz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkBZH_kghrc
Tom Schecter

Tom Schecter



Oct 22 2009 6:12 PM

hey girl, thanks for the add...hope you enjoy the music as much as I enjoyed making it. TS

(Twitter @schectermusic)
bitches get stitches:)

bitches get stitches:)



Oct 22 2009 4:44 PM

hey :)
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Oct 9 2009 3:55 AM

Metal Show? Saturday at the Garage of Manassas? I think so!
ღஐ ♥ Casey ♥ ღஐ

Casey SWIndlIng



Sep 24 2009 4:21 PM

Hello Gorgeous, will u sign my guestbook on my profile page pretty pretty please? :) XOXO, Casey
ENVY ME

ENVY ME



Sep 23 2009 5:55 PM

Wassup this is Jae from O.T.C. (Out The Closet) Entertainment
Im just stoppin by to thanks for all the Luv & support it's most appreciated! Drop by anytime your pressence is always welcome! Dont forget to check us out @ OTC401.com :: Much Successes to you! ~Jae
Jessi Jae Joplin

Jessi Jae Joplin



Sep 13 2009 8:37 PM

Heyyy!! Have you jumped on the bandwagon and joined TWITTER?? If so, FOLLOW ME!!
http://twitter.com/jessijaejoplin
If not, hurry up and join!!
I promise it's a lot of fun :))
xoxo, Jessi
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Sep 9 2009 2:14 PM

Hey Kai[le(y)] check out this week's Naked Truth Gay News In Review at www.youtube.com/indieartistchaz
misslead

Kricket Shattered



Sep 8 2009 11:27 PM

just chillin at home chatting with friends on skype
misslead

Kricket Shattered



Sep 8 2009 9:41 PM

thanx for the add!! whats up!!!
Only Fools Are Heroes[NEW SONG COMING SOON!]

Only Fools Are Heroes[NEW SONG COMING SOON!]



Sep 1 2009 12:37 AM

Thanks for accepting our add!
Hope you like our tunes,check back for more soon!
-OFAH
Sounds like Shavon

Sounds like Shavon



Aug 31 2009 5:20 AM

WOO HOO and you added me....The manipulation has begun....Oh shit did I just type that.... God I wish there was someway I could take that back.

So im a pretty crazy shit, and a bit on the psycho end of the spectrum! But I write some decent music and you might like it. come give me a listen.... I only bite on sundays after 9 o clock...... Crap... well... I shouldnt have said that.... dammit...

WOO HOO
shavon

by the way that picture of you is kick ass...
Dan is my Ninja!

Dan is my Ninja!



Aug 29 2009 8:39 PM

yeah, i was thinking about writing it for a long time and i finally started at the beginning of the summer!
thanks =)
JOHNNY REB

JOHNNY REB



Aug 29 2009 12:12 AM

Thax for the add sexi :)
Dan is my Ninja!

Dan is my Ninja!



Aug 28 2009 3:45 PM

i'm trying! lol
i'm trying to make it interesting, but its hard trying to fit in all of the little details i want to add :P
Dan is my Ninja!

Dan is my Ninja!



Aug 28 2009 1:44 AM

well i work at the bookstore at my college and it can be a lot of drama sometimes with all of the employees. good and bad drama. so i'm kind of writing an over-exagerated version of my time working there and some added things that never actually happened, changing everyones name of course, and focusing on one major thing, which is a secret until i finish :)
and its called "she drives me crazy". i decided to call it that because of the song "she drives me crazy", which is one of my favorite songs.
Dan is my Ninja!

Dan is my Ninja!



Aug 27 2009 11:28 AM

thats cool. i'm actually in the middle of writing a book, but i'm having a block right now.
thanks! =) your the first one!
Dan is my Ninja!

Dan is my Ninja!



Aug 27 2009 10:57 AM

haha =)
wow! i could definitely use some tips on fasion x_x
what kinds of things do you like to write?
Dan is my Ninja!

Dan is my Ninja!



Aug 27 2009 2:51 AM

lol ive always wanted to do something in the health field, i just like it.
thats awesome, dentists make lots of $! i thought about it, but i dont know if i could do all of the school :/
MonsantoMadness

AsexualSara Lipton



Aug 26 2009 9:13 PM

kinda y?lol
MonsantoMadness

AsexualSara Lipton



Aug 26 2009 8:28 PM

u got brains and beauty.lol.
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