University Of Hawaii At Manoa
Honolulu, HI
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Poetry, Literature & Photography
Clubs: Ka Leo O Hawaii & KTUH FM College Radio
1998 to 2000
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About me: I know that people think I'm really into myself and snobby. Truth is I can be.
I like to take shots of chili pepper water with my co-workers during lunch. I like to wear glasses (clear) even if I have perfect vision. I love vodka tonics or a simple brandy on the rocks.
I want to put glue in Perez (and Paris!) Hilton's many bottles of hair dye.
I like to do evil things like using my brothers hair clippers to shave my pubes, or get really really drunk and sleep in his bed naked.
I have a strange habit of doing evil laughs and cackling like Yoda.
I'm in a toss-up of doing fake New York, Boston and English (UK) accents. I love to mimic Flavor Flav, Arnold and Tony Montana. I love quoting movie lines. As you can See I find stupid ways to entertain myself. I have been into a 70's rock binge lately. I really like America, John Lennon and early Chicago.
I am a booty man and was never a boobie kinda kat.
Sometimes I find foreplay a lot more erotic than actual fucking, but hate when girls play with my balls.
I prefer Asian women, but I hate metrosexual Asian racer assholes and pretentious gay men. Best part is that I'm often mistaken for both, esp a homosexual male. Fucka.
I do about 3-400 push ups a day. I eat health food. I hate running on my treadmill, even if I'm up to 8 1/2 minute mile.
I love to ride my bike on the sidewalk and make people move out of my way.
I love the smell of Eucalyptis trees on ridge hikes. I'm still laughing at the fact that I've been chased by a boar, TWICE! When hitting the trails, I now carry two machetes on my back because of it. I find Survivorman a way superior show than Man vs. Wild.
I hate big fat lazy people with big mouths.
I want to false crack Matt Damon, just cause. I hate ALL meth heads and have even chased them out from my yard with a machete and baseball bat.
I like to waste my money on designer jeans and hard to find vintage clothing on ebay.
I like Diesel. I like Gucci. But Adidas is my brand. I've been told the cologne combination I use smells good.
I believe its all about the accessories. I'm a fucking materialistic asshole.
I love to cook Bratwurst in beer and onions, and grilled--NICE! I love Japan and have been to Okinawa.
I will openly admit that at my age, hormones make me cry when I hear beautiful music or watch sad movies. When I'm done taking a shit, I like to admire the view from above. I like smelling my own farts. I like to eat cold things when I'm stoned. I like to hold grudges. I owe ALOT of people money.
Oh, and one of these days, I'm going to steal your soul with my point and shoot fish-eye camera. I consider myself an aging rocker, and at this point you already know that I have the attention span the size of a flea. Yay. I am a dreamer.
I am the Filipino Charlie Brown>>
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Who I'd like to meet: Begetarians who eht MEET sometimes
May 9th (Sat) on an island called Okinawa... in a town called Okinawa City... at Area3 (Tyrone's Bar) the only bar on Chuo Park Ave where you can hear the funkiness of the OHIO PLAYERS followed by the chaos that is DEAD KENNEDYS!
Chicken Katsu Records presents: THE TIM UHL BAND (Tim from Minneapolis' own SODA POP JERK and ex WATER COLOR members Kazuro & Tooru) along with MUNCHKINS IN THE CAN and VAIDURYA
START: 20:00 Advance Tickets: 800 yen (for advance tickets please email to: chickenkatsurec@yahoo.com) Door: 1000 yen
EH! let's hang out! I'm gonna be in town on the 5th to the 12th! and uhh... u know of a bike I could borrow?? and u like go hiking with me or somethin?? and drink?? mebbe?? <3
out of kanada and going to Korea! 2 people got murdered outside my building, lady got mugged in the back, and drug dealers across the street, plus plenty of homeless folks asking for change!
What up man. Got some trailers here for you. Finally got around to sending them. lol Sorry it too a while. Work is hell and I come home dead and ready to pass out. But here they are at last. Enjoy.
So did that fuck you up or what? lol Well this next two should make you all kinds of happy.
Wots up! Ur smooth bro! Walkin naked around ur house witht he family present, haha! I watchd the fights and got drunk back at the hotel with crappy canadian beer, gave me headache from hell!