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Leaving tomorrow morning, if you wanna chill todays the day!Posted at 5:54 PM Dec 21 view more

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  • Epic Failsauce

  • 20 / Female
  • Colorado, US
  • Last Login: 12/21/2009

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Details

  • Status: Married
  • Hometown: A-Town
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 5' 4" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Wiccan
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes

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  • Epic Failsauce Leaving tomorrow morning, if you wanna chill todays the day!
    Posted at 5:54 PM Dec 21
  • Epic Failsauce borrrrrrrrrrred... fuck.
    Mood: igottasecret igottasecret
    Posted at 11:47 PM Dec 16
  • Epic Failsauce too... many... cookies... im not gunna be able to bake for a year lmao
    Mood: igottasecret igottasecret
    Posted at 4:06 AM Dec 15
  • Epic Failsauce gunna make cookies at my moms today! 8 days left till florida :(
    Mood: igottasecret igottasecret
    Posted at 7:55 PM Dec 14
  • Epic Failsauce RAWR! Im bored :)
    Mood: igottasecret igottasecret
    Posted at 3:43 AM Dec 13

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About me:

.. .. .. I'm redoing everything. . .I'll start putting more stuff up soon! Well, if you can read this, you're obviously on my friends, so I don't need to put much up. I'm a bit on the wierd side, and love to hang out. I've got a wonderful son (see pics) who is my life. If you wanna kick it, just hit me up and we can! best times to kick it are after 8:30PM cause thats when the kid goes to sleep.
Long survey - Secrets Edition
Name Kaeleigh Altvater
Age 20
Hometown Aurora
Favorite Food 5 Cheese Texas Toast with sliced tomatos
Favorite Drink Dr. Pepper
Favorite Alchoholic Drink Rum
Smoke Both
Drink Yup
Where do you work Don't.. yet.
What do you like doing most Hanging out with friends
How many hours a day are you on a computer Too many..
What is your favorite quote? never regret anything.. if people get pissed theyre not important.. fuck em. charge it to the game and move on.
Who said it? Shug
Single Married
Straight/Gay/Bi Bi
TODAY?
Weather Sunny
Temperature Hot as hell?
Time 4:50
Date August 11
Secret time!
What is your strangest turn-on? The russian language. fuck the french!
What is your strangest turn-off? Big noses. I dunno why...
Would you ever cheat on your partner? Not really, we've got an open relationship.
Are you afraid of something stupid? Duh?
What is it? Falling.
Do you like someone you've seen recently? Yup.
Who? Other than my hubby - you don't get to know.
What do you hate most about yourself? My body
What do you like most about yourself? My determination.
What do you pretend to hate, but like? Uhhh.. dunno? I'll have to think about that one..

Who I'd like to meet:

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Comments

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  • *~Mov!ng_my_way_up!~*

    Dec 25 2009 1:08 AM

    Merry christmas from JEn and her lil girl Alexis!
     

  • Blitze.

    Aug 22 2009 5:48 PM

    ok i just got this shit back right
    and ive had i for a little while
    but yesterday i had my step sister come get me from my friends house and i fell asleep while i was waiting and she called me and i didt answer
    and then im grounded til monday and i dont get my phone back for a fuckin week
    for just not waking up
    like my bad
    its so stupid im pissed
  • Blitze.

    Jul 22 2009 7:56 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY!!!
    =D
  • ☆(((dopEy biiiieetch)))…

    Jun 30 2009 3:51 AM

    hell yah sounds good chicka :D
  • ☆(((dopEy biiiieetch)))…

    Jun 28 2009 7:51 PM

    oh i still loves ;)

    haha how you doin girly?? i miss you!! i wanna come see you guys. n the munchkin :D
  • GallickJohn Wagner

    Apr 9 2009 6:44 AM

    *poke* i wub u guyz!

    i wanna hang sometime, lemme when is a good time ok?
  • ♫♥♪ ☆Nikki☆ 雌犬 ♪♥♫Nichole Layton

    Mar 4 2009 1:30 PM

    hey chick wats up?
  • Token

    Sep 17 2008 5:52 PM

    alrighty.

    see ya smexy
  • Token

    Sep 17 2008 5:50 PM

    well, i've got a shoot next week, and then it all depends on when we can find a house. the agency is putting us up in an apartment right now, but it's smaller than what we had in denver so theres barely enough room to breath >.<

    and we've missed you to.


    and amanda says shes not bitchy, just picky.
  • Token

    Sep 17 2008 5:47 PM

    well, i love her, i always have, and i always will.. it's one of the reasons we're movin to ca.. we could have gone overseas, but then we wouldn't me "married" in the eyes of the law.. which is really fucking gay.

    and i wont. just for you :)
  • Token

    Sep 17 2008 5:44 PM

    gah its fucking gay.. in the worst way possible.. amanda keeps bitching about every house, but i love her so i put up with it :) so i guess you haven't told him how you feel, do you want me not to?
  • Token

    Sep 17 2008 4:53 PM

    i inboxed you my layout, if you want one in a different color just ask me, i know you can do badass html, but i'm the one with the graphic fingers :)
  • GallickJohn Wagner

    Jul 5 2008 6:45 PM

    Hey Kae!!

    Good to hear from you. and i agree, we DO need to hang out.

    Maybe tomarrow sometime? Me and my gf ana will be hanging out with nothing to do.

    Lemme know what you think!
  • Hope you gotcha hatchet…

    Jul 2 2008 3:38 AM

    wait a couple k.. imma dip out catch u l8rz.. tell ur man i said wazzup n his ass needs to fuk u more
  • Hope you gotcha hatchet…

    Jul 2 2008 3:36 AM

    yea i bought sumthin fo him online.. sheeit so a 20 man 66 would be lyk what.. 30 bonez?
  • Hope you gotcha hatchet…

    Jul 2 2008 3:32 AM

    nah not the myspace thang....... fukin.. oh, did spaz get his shit yet?
  • Hope you gotcha hatchet…

    Jul 2 2008 3:31 AM

    ur emailz kaltvater@comcast.net right
  • Hope you gotcha hatchet…

    Jul 2 2008 3:32 AM

    hey h0tsh1t! im doin alright.. just quit my job.. i was in the hospital cause som fuk hit me with his damn car.. (fukin bugs aint worth shit anyway..) and they bitched me out cause "i didnt call" ther dum asses.... but its coo, i got plenty of experience, and im makin tons of $$ on the side..

    where were u lookin at servers? i played 1.6 bak in tha day.. used to have a nfo serv for twl n sh1t
  • Dollface... falling apa…Mark Mazotti

    Jun 10 2008 8:15 PM

    haha yeah I would hate them too...
  • Dollface... falling apa…Mark Mazotti

    Jun 10 2008 12:04 AM

    awww poor little dude... yeah sadly that's just gotta happen...
  • Dollface... falling apa…Mark Mazotti

    Jun 9 2008 9:24 PM

    haha aww sorry to hear that.... yeah kids have a tendency to do that
  • Dollface... falling apa…Mark Mazotti

    Jun 9 2008 12:42 AM

    haha yeah walmart sucks... sounds like your day was a lot more interesting then mine haha
  • Dollface... falling apa…Mark Mazotti

    Jun 8 2008 9:47 PM

    haha well we know... and that's all that matters haha
  • Dollface... falling apa…Mark Mazotti

    Jun 8 2008 8:14 AM

    haha thats awesome... nobody I talk to knows about tantric...

    well glad to hear your weekend is going good...

    haha you had two? damn I only had the one with breakdown on it
  • Dollface... falling apa…Mark Mazotti

    Jun 7 2008 9:53 PM

    haha well I'm doing good... just enjoying my weekend haha... you know about tantric? that's awesome... I love the song breakdown and mourning... how are you?