'In Fertility' debut album out now. Oh its just so fcuk-ing GREAT. Time for you to get your teeth into something REALLY good. This album contains all the energy and goodness school dinners failed to provide you with. Its simple. Perfectly disjointed and rough edged, with a lovely hunk of angular treacle sponge sweet noise for pudding.
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----------------------------------------'drone the queen bee' ltd edition double a-side vinyl single out now, avaliable for you and your ears to purchase and devour. -
"Savour every moment of it and enjoy, its truely sensational." - lloyd grossman, masterchef
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***KAPTAIN BLACK have been festering away in a studio making the dirtiest, scuzziest rock'n'roll their imaginations can conjure…and now they're ready to unleash the beast upon the world.
A band of three hailing from Cardiff, Kaptain Black pick up the noise where McLusky and Ikara Colt recently left it and run it through the Lemonheads' melody machine. What comes out the other end is described by the boys themselves as 'Blunktry', which refers to an unholy alliance of Blues, Punk and Country.
People who like David Gray, however, describe it more simply as "noise".***
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WE LOVE DIRTY SHIRTY. We want to sex up their leg. Go buy a shirt, DEFFINATELY buy a mesh cap, and while your at it, get horny.
www.dirtyshirty.com
[they do vintage and everything. Pacman is the reason im so mad in the head]
We are going to everyone of our friends and personally asking them for their help in the making of our next record!
What can you do to help you ask? Well, buy our record. That is what we need you to do most, and of course tell your friends that don't know about us, yet!
On our page, we have some sneak peeks of our upcoming album titled "Distance". Weekly we will also be posting new songs and videos so keep checking back!
We also have extensive touring plans on this record, so drop by and sign up for our mailing list so you can “be in the know” when we’re coming to your town.
Do you think you could do me a favor? My friend Brian has entered a competition on MySpace for his short film. Its about a kid whose parents are in the porn industry. Its hilarious. It would mean a ton to mean if you checked out the movie and gave it a thumbs up booyah in the box below the video.
Heres the link: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21657314
Do you think you could do me a favor? My friend Brian has entered a competition on MySpace for his short film. Its about a kid whose parents are in the porn industry. Its hilarious. It would mean a ton to mean if you checked out the movie and gave it a thumbs up booyah in the box below the video.
Heres the link: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21657314
woooow you ain't even gunna believe this...i click'd this deal to get a REAL designer handbag on Coach absolutely FREE & it totally came in the mail!! since i KNOW its for real now, i'm going to act quick and snag some more to send out as a present..you ought to go swipe some too MWAHAH! ain't the one i received neat?
we want to send out a press pack to promoters and record lablels with 3 songs on. the problem we have is as a band we cant decide which 3 to put on the cd. i think it should be the 4 songs we have on our myspace put we decided that we should let our friends tell us which songs they think are our best. remember we cant put "chalet girls" or "fuck off" on there because of the swearing.which songs do you think would give the best chance of being signed? whats your blims top 3?
martin
All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. BUSMR.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from BUSMR.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at BUSMR.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. BUSMR.COM
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Hello!
We would just like to let you know we are on Tour In Feb and March, with our friends ''Powell'' so check our page to see if we hit a town near you!
Also you can now purchase tracks off our page for next to nothing if you have a paypal account.
Cheers
Helsinki Seven
Hello!
We would just like to let you know we are on Tour In Feb and March, with our friends ''Powell'' so check our page to see if we hit a town near you!
Also you can now purchase tracks off our page for next to nothing if you have a paypal account.
Cheers
Helsinki Seven
Well hello!
We are headining a rather fantastic show at Fibbers Barfly in York on the 19th Jan! It should be rather fab - support comes from, amongst others, The Buccaneers - Nice!
And not only that, if you print off this flyer you can save a whole pound!
Thanks for the add you crazy kids. Good new stuff on the Myspazz. You playing any gigs any time soon. I ain't seen you play for years! An old skool performance at Bar Fly would always be well recieved. Also, how come none of you were seen about over Xmas? If I don't see you, I don't get to see the mighty Creamer!
