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  • /h

  • 33 / Male
  • Naperville, Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 7/14/2009

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Interests

  • Music

    Dave Barry said it best, "There are really only two kinds of music- good music and bad music. This means music I like and music I don't."

    I'm afflicted with MPD... Musical Personality Disorder. Rock, funk, metal, reggae, punk, jazz, blues, world, some hip-hop (I'm a picky bastard), prog... I'll listen to most anything once...

    Bands: 311, Arcturus, Ark, Atheist, Ayreon, Bill Bruford's Earthworks, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bloodbath, Conception, The Cult, Cowboy Mouth, Cynic, Dark Tranquillity, Deadsoul Tribe, Death, Devin Townsend Band, Dimmu Borgir, doubleDrive, Duran Duran, Enchant, Evergrey, Fates Warning, Fish, The Flower Kings, Freak Kitchen, Galactic Cowboys, The Gathering, Genesis, House of Shakira, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Karanataka, Katatonia, Killswitch Engage, King Crimson, Lacuna Coil, Marillion, Megadeth, Mercenary, Moonspell, Morgana Lefay, My Dying Bride, Nevermore, Nightingale, Opeth, Pain of Salvation, Pink Cream 69, Porcupine Tree, Psychotic Waltz, Redemption, Riverside, The Roots, Savatage, Alex Skolnick Trio, Soilwork, Spock's Beard, Stuck Mojo, Symphorce, The Tea Party, Tesla, Thornley, Threshold, Tyketto, Ulver, Van Halen, War & Peace ... I could go on all day.

    Solo: Tori Amos, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Howie Day, Gavin DeGraw, Gibb Droll, The Duke, Jeffrey Gaines, Daniel Lanois, Mitch Malloy, Edwin McCain, Sarah McLachlan, Thelonius Monk, Monte Montgomery, Matt Nathanson, Duncan Sheik, Brian Vander Ark, Butch Walker and on and on...
  • Books

    Generally, the more twisted the book the happier I am. I try to read for pleasure whenever I can and when those occasions arise I'm after page-turners and things I can mow down in reasonably short order.

    Douglas Adams, Clive Barker, Dave Barry, William Bayer, George Carlin, Michael Connelly, Patricia Cornwell, Jeffrey Deaver, Tim Dorsey, Harlan Ellison, Bill Fitzhugh, Neil Gaiman, Elmore Leonard, Dennis Miller, Christopher Moore, James Patterson, Henry Rollins, John Sanford, etc, etc. If you've any recommendations, please feel free to share...
  • Heroes

    Heroes die young...

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Teacher Man

Schools

  • National-Louis University

    • Chicago, ILLINOIS
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Master's Degree
    • Major: Master of Arts in Teaching -- Secondary Education
    2005 to Present
  • Northern Illinois University

    • Dekalb, ILLINOIS
    • Graduated: 1998
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Corporate/Organizational Communication
    1994 to 1998
  • Wheeling High School

    • Wheeling,Illinois
    • Graduated: 1994
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Concert Choir, Madrigals (yes, we dressed the part too.), Peer Counseling D.A.R.E., Musicals, and other random crap I can't remember or have chosen to forget.
    1990 to 1994

Companies

Blurbs

About me:

I'm unapologetically me. You either dig that or you don't. If you don't, you're free to pound sand up your ass. If you do, you're bound to find that although my heart's firmly fastened to my sleeve in many ways, I can also be one of the most brash, bold, sarcastic, cynical and brutally honest people you'll meet. Apparently I've a penchant for calling things as I see 'em. I can live with that. I'm a habitual people-watcher who loves to laugh...and sometimes it just happens be at the expense of other people... Hey, with the world we live in, some days all we can do is laugh.

I'll try most anything...at least once. Work hard, play hard, laugh hard, love hard...can't ask for much more than that. Well, you could...but they're relatively simple ideals and expectations. I value family and friends above all else, and am drawn to those who are passionate, driven, brutally honest yet empathic, and all-in-all genuinely interesting.

Words are wonderful, but when it comes to people they mean far less than actions. Tell me all you want, but make it real by showing me. Garner my trust, respect, and admiration, and they're yours for life. Abuse and violate them, or endeavor to take advantage of me and...well, the outcome usually isn't pretty. I believe in second chances and that we can all make good on our trespasses against others, but everything and everyone has limits.

Blah, blah, blah... enough of this already. Face it, this little space isn't enough to articulately describe *anyone.* If you want to know anything more... ask.

AIM--> KaptainKrude / Yahoo! Messenger --> kaptainkrude

Who I'd like to meet:

People. Living, dead, famous and infamous. People I can learn from and people I can share with. People who make me laugh. People who push me and can make me think or see things from other perspectives. People who are switched on. People who really 'get it.' People, dammit! Lots and lots and all sorts of people.

Peter Boyle, Jerry Stiller, Steve Hogarth, Henry Rollins... too many others to list...

People who 'get' me...

Comments

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  • Jun 16 2009 12:48 AM

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  • Jun 10 2009 4:56 AM


    You're old!
    ..




    Happy Birthday.

  • Jun 10 2009 3:33 AM

    Just in case I'm not around online tomorrow...............



  • May 30 2009 6:16 AM

    FYI - I am sitting here by myself on a Friday night listening to those damn Irishmen.  Thanks!
  • May 16 2009 9:12 PM

    Primordial is so kicking my ass that I may need an ass transplant when I am finished with this last album.
  • Jan 31 2009 2:11 PM

    song chart memes graph
  • Jan 22 2009 11:15 PM

  • Jan 18 2009 9:11 AM

    I'll admit that the sushi was excellent. The gay techno music, as well as the equally gay crowd, was totally uncool. We were only there because our host (John's friend Dave) took us there. Regardless of the gayness, it was the best vacation EVER.
  • Jan 15 2009 5:27 AM

    based on your email... you could never hate me ;-)
  • Dec 23 2008 5:23 AM

    I couldn't stop laughing at that picture....I'm so going to hell!
  • Dec 23 2008 4:44 AM

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

    Photobucket
  • Dec 22 2008 2:35 AM

    Not only no, but HELL NO!!! Is that better? LOL Gonna have to do lunch soon, since we're pretty much neighbors now & never seem to run into each other anymore....
  • Dec 22 2008 2:26 AM

    How do you want your no....fast or slow? LOL
  • Dec 21 2008 5:57 PM

    my point exactly! its like I lived one of my worst nightmares.
  • Dec 7 2008 6:02 PM

    I love this song. It is so inappropriately me!!

  • Dec 7 2008 4:11 AM

    I saw this quote and thought of you, "I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!"
  • Nov 27 2008 7:05 PM

    Photobucket

    Have a great Thanksgiving!
  • Nov 21 2008 3:41 AM

    Oh my gravy, you have a new picture! Very snazzy, Mr. H.
  • Nov 20 2008 3:26 AM

    mastah_jugglah Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Nov 3 2008 10:21 PM

    Whiny bitch Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Oct 30 2008 8:16 AM

    WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX

  • Oct 26 2008 4:53 PM

    Ehh hem....
  • Oct 5 2008 10:11 AM

    Thanks for your longtime friendship & support!
  • Oct 3 2008 11:25 PM

    I hear ya. I will be at Amorphis. Hope you are too.
    =)
  • Oct 3 2008 10:47 PM

    So, did you make it to 3? Between JOP and Alanis this week, there was no way I was gonna make it, ugh.