KARA
KakaKookoo Face, Kawa, Karoar, Kaka, Paige, Shinji, Silent Bobbie, what ever I refer to her as. Kara is my Bestest sisterly alien thing! I’ve known her since I was 12 and have never met anyone else like her. She is me in another body and vice versa, fuckin’ twins from different mothers. If you were to ask for my fondest memories growing up, all of them involve Kara (and Wheatus’s song
Teenage Dirtbag for some reason). She’s smart, talented, beautiful and is an all round loving and caring person. We both believe in aliens, both watch cartoons and kiddies shows, we have a thing for Wii bowling and Mario Kart on Wii, played with our Barbies until we were 16 (and proudly loved it), got plenty of inside jokes and we filmed her dogs having sex for apart of our paired class project. The infamous "
Alien Project" is a rare sight to see and all who see it are in awe as to why a pair of 12-year-olds would be filming dogs having sex..... so growing up everyone we know may have thought we were lesbians and they probably still do. But hey, that’s rad. Any song by
Blink 182 or
Good Charlotte always reminds me of Kara! I know we will always be best twin sister alien twin's no matter where life takes us <33 ilu Kawa!! di dushed de dolddish down de doilet D: he he he
JAIDEE
Jaidee or as Auntie Stephie like’s to refer to her: WaJelly!! This uberly adorable little bubba is my God Daughter! She’s a beautiful little girl who I adore and will most likely spoil to death, because I am hell bent against having my own dribble-machines. I love her just as much as I love her mother (Kara). Some day Jaidee will be a little superstar if she isn’t corrupted by stories of aliens by then XD How could you not love that preciously evil face?
BRADY
Is probably my best guy friend. Sure Brady and I have only known each other for 2 years, but he is one of the few decent people I’ve met and one of few people I actually trust enough to call a friend. We are both nutters for any sort of Mario game (or any video game full stop), we’ve been known to bust out in random songs together, continuously quote Black Books, bag Aaron out via the phone and we’re both Aquarians, so naturally we get on well and understand each other. Don’t be hatin’ cause he is my Mario Twin and not yours.
GODFREY
Alright so I've known Godfrey since I was like 15 or some shit, this kid used to pick on me cause he tried to be one of the "cool kids". Though alas, he knew he was a nerd and knew I was clrealy flat out awesome anyway - this was recently confessed to me, haha. Anyway Godders is one of those friends I have that you don't, he is a wicked dude. Plays Risk, loves games, always up for stupid crazy adventures and hey he's apart of R4G. Sheesh. But all in all he is a real good friend and one of the few I actually trust to console anything to.....sometimes I think I should feel bad, because he is also one of the people whom I generally physically abuse (play fight) with often, though if your a long term guy friend of mine and I don't play fight with you, chances are I probably think your smelly tooth ogar and are not worth my friendship. So evny the God-frey and be jealous that you are not...oh shit I forgot to mention he's the co-creator in our so far non-existant web comic.
LUKE
This is one wicked awesome and chilled out guy, one of the most down to earth people I’ve met. Seriously. Luke is a good person through and through, and an excellent friend to boot. Sure he may be whacky and think that BBQ sauce goes with everything (which is doesn’t) but you gotta love him for the excellent random times you’ll most likely have whilst hanging with him. Also he makes the Mohawk a rock-a-dilly thing. Everyone should have a Luke in their friendship circle, if they don’t....well they are just silly sods, because theya re missin’ out.
CHRIS
Chris-Laddy is one hell of a gnarly guy, he’s someone who you can talk to who actually listens and understands. But hey, I stole a fire extinguisher with him the first time that I met him and Luke, so I think he proved his awesome ninja skills already. Honestly, he is someone who I look up to as a big brother of sorts and I’m glad to actually have him as a friend, he’s a good guy and people like him are hard to come by – I’ve only met a couple and he’s one of ‘em. Heaps glad that I have him as a friend, and wouldn't have it any other way.
UNDEFINED
Undefined, is a fair wicked and awesome band – also the only band listed here in my comrades section (as you may have noticed). Why is this?
Because the Undefined boys are three of the most awesome people I’ve met, they play excellent music and the marriage of these three in the band is perfect-o!! So you are probably wondering who exactly these three are, okay let’s start with; Chris. Chris is the guitarist and main vocalist for the band, he’s written some excellent songs and I know he’ll continue to produce some wicked stuff. Luke is he bassist and does backing vocals – this muther fucker managed to break a bass string, that’s right he broke it – excellent no? Lastly is Will, he’s the insane drummer for the band. I used to think people like; Travis Barker and Joey Jordison were far out drum players, but once you see Will go nuts on his drum kit, you’ll deffinetly be thinking "
Holy shit, that guy is a god at drumming". And they are Undefined, one of the most awesome unsigned, local bands of ole’ Adelaide. Check ‘em out, i guarantee they go off better way better than a fire cracker;
UNDEFINED
MCCUBBIN
My Bestest Enemy! Mat and I have known each other since grade 9 and we’ve got a brotherly/sisterly friendship that again, is plain fuckin’ radical. He’s one of two people who refer to me as ‘
Muir’ which I got to admit, I love being called that haha. ASHS were the days, when Mat and I would be dingle-berry’s in music, math, english, science and history together. He’s one of those friends that you don’t come across every day. Now get the fuck outta my head!!
KURT
Kurtzilla, well this here be the Himmler to my Hitler. Also I am sure he was the fist soul outside of my family to ever be subject to eating my pancakes. Kurt is a laid back and all round wicked cool person. I have fond memories with this dude, from hanging out, stupid texts, speeding in his car, kinder surprise, the weird al show and everything being; Hitler and cookies! He's one of those friends who makes life that more interesting....even if the git did steal my birthdate one year after mine.
AARON
Aaaah, Aaron. I hate him, but love him at the same time. I remember the first conversation we had, he came up to me before school started and proudly said "
My Opa stole one of Hitler’s mugs during WW2." He is a wicked dude, even if he does get on my nerves from time to time and I always bagged him out for being large and lovin’ Micky D’s more than I (yes, that is humanly possible). Aaron is probably one of the few people whom I have a real love/hate relationship with, though overall he is a decent person and probably doesn't have to put up with my genral arsehole-ness that he cops, but hey, that shit seem's to make me stronger with my real friends.
SARA ‘POM’
Sarah, my Pom! I stole her off some kids at school in year 11 – not because she was from England, but because the cunt’s that she hung with were absolute wankers to her and I hate seeing anyone crying because of their friends. Sarah and I have a lot in common and is always there when you need her. Sarah and I have a lot of rad memories and I know she’ll be a friend for many moons to come, even if I do call her a hippie.
JOY-JOY
Jooooooy-Jooooooy!! I love my widdle Joy-Joy, she is another friend whom I have only known for a few years, but she made a BIG impression on me - in more ways than I’ll let you know. She is sweet, kind and one of the most awesomely radikaal girls I’ve met to date. I miss hanging out with Joy-Joy, but I plan on visiting her very, very soon!
TODDLOS
Toddlos he is wicked Territorian – I should know, I am one too. We can smell our own kind. He’s the only person I know to date who called me "
Stevo" and to always call me "
Lesbo" in math class. He also decided to announce in Media Studies one day that I had hairy legs XD hahaha Todd is rad and everyone should have a friend or encounter someone like him at least once in their lives.
FLATTUM
Flattum is a fuckin' awesome guy, he's the type of person who once you get to know you can't help be go "
I lova ya man, your a real bum-buddy for life." You know them friends? Well fi you don't, you are clearly missing a, Flattum, in your circle of amigos. I have a lot of fond memories with Flatts, I also have memories of me being a down right bitch to him for no good reason - I are sorry - but clearly our friendship with stood my bully/destructive/vandalistic ways and we're still good friends. He's great for adivce and won't lie to you when you need to hear the truth.
ANNIKA *GEIL*
Annika Geeeeil, is my little German hausfrau! I met her when I was 17 and kinda stole her off my cousins (she was their exchange student). Annika is fuckin’ grouse; there is no doubt about that. I miss hanging with her, but do plan on visiting her within the next few years. Whilst hiking, sings song about stupid Australian’s getting bitten by Jake the Snake and is helping me in a campaign to put a big glass jar around Bavaria! It is true that I asked Annika to marry me in the German tongue at Cooks Beach, but clearly we never married. Though we still keep in contact via snail mail and email… gnaaaaauw!!
CARLA
Carla is a fuckin’ awesome pen pal type person that I know. I’ve been speaking to since I was 17 and she’s always been one the most fuckin’ Godlike people I have encountered to date. She has a wicked taste in music, is very aware of truly sickening the masses or robots in conformed society really are, what is going on behind the curtains and she loves all things German, like me! She also loves the infamous serial killer, Richard Ramirez! If I could make it happen, I'd give her the chance to meet ole' Richy in person!
SAMMY
Sammy is another pen pal type person. I did meet her through myspace a few years ago, but fuck, she is fuckin’ awesome. She loves video games, has a very rockin’ taste in music (hey even I’ll admit, some metal is fuckin’ rad) and has a very down to earth personality about her. One awesome chick that everyone should have the pleasure of knowing.
TED BUNDY
What can I say, Teddy and I go waaay, waaaay, waaaaaaaay back. Like January 24th, 1989. Ted is a pretty qicked guy, but he's been widley misunderstood. If you ask him, he'll tell you he never killed all those girls - they all just tripped and fell. Ted also has a pretty wild nature, he can get into a lemonised hatred pretty easily (especially with his other co-Nice Men; Richard Ramirez, John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Andrei Chikatilo, etc., etc.). Ted is the brans amongst his amigos... but if you know Ted, you'll know he LUVRES, Justin Timberlake - he has a major crusg on
JT.He's a pretty rad guy and everyone should add and befriend this magnificent man.
