Adam Tyner, Drums Chepo Pena, Rhythm Guitar Lisa Wickware, Lead Guitar Chris Nine, Bass & Keys
And your hostesses... Melicious , Ruby Lamb, Phillip, and maybe Sarah.
Influences
The greatest hair, metal, punk, and new wave bands of the classic MTV era... Judas Priest, Metallica, AC/DC, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Social Distortion, Go-Go's, Pat Benatar, Misfits, Descendants, Ozzy, Iggy, Danzig, Lita Ford, Motorhead, KISS, Ramones, Clash, Dio, Buzzcocks, Iron Maiden, Black Flag, and more....
You always wanted to be in the band but didn't have the time, the energy, or the talent. You wanted the chicks, the drugs, the booze, but you just couldn't get it together.
You lead the band through your own rendition of classic punk rock, heavy metal, and new wave numbers from the '70s and '80s. Choose from more than 75 timeless, headbanging, fist-pumping numbers.
We provide a lyric sheet with easy-to-read lyrics and directions on the arrangement of the song. And we've got back-up singers and sexy hostesses to help you out if you get stuck.
This is the LAST WEEKEND to register for the Summer Season of the
National Karaoke League for the reduced price of $30! The cost will go
up Monday, so save yourself some dough, get your sing on, and REGISTER
TODAY! http://www.nationalkaraokeleague.com/register
Lovejoy’s Taproom and The Rondo Hatton Corp. presents…
*THE 64TH ANNUAL KLAUS KINSKI INVITATIONAL CRAWLSPACE STRANGLING COMPETITION*
Join The Saltworth Sundries 9 o’clock this Thursday April 2nd at Lovejoy’s for the 64th annual Klaus Kinski Invitational Crawlspace Strangling Competition!
See the world’s greatest stranglers ply their trade and duke it out (or squeeze it out, rather) before a panel of our time’s finest goons, louts, and “big apes”.
Emceed by Jack Lemon w/refreshments provided by Hydrox. Music by your The Saltworth Sundries!
Mr. and Mrs. Olaf Falaflafler Saltworth cordially invite you to the circumcision ceremony their oldest boys The Saltworth Sundries on Friday The Year of Our Lord 3/27.
The proceedings start at 10pm at The Creekside (606 E. 7th St. Austin, TX) with the musical group Man Carter giving the commencement address.
…followed by The Victims of Leisure at 11pm
…then Charlie Hurtin and The Hecklers at midnight
…finally your The Saltworth Sundries take the plunge into manhood at 1am
The Venerable Henry Gibson (of Laugh-In fame) will be there to act as Mohel for the proceedings and sign autographs immediately afterwards. This will be a “scalpel free” ceremony performed in the traditional metzitzah b'peh manner involving surgery by oral application exclusively.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: By “Mr. and Mrs. Olaf Falaflafler Saltworth” what we mean is Mr. Olaf Falaflafler and current escort. …but in his defense, he does get attached. ]
This Thursday March 12 at The Carousel Lounge The Saltworth Sundries and DJ Crackerjack team up to bring you a roots/rockabilly explosion!
This is a benefit for The Texas Rollergirls all-star travel team The Texecutioners. The incredible Crackerjack, jockey a’ discs will be spinning rockabilly vinyl from 9-11. Your The Saltworth Sundries take the floor at 11pm.
sorry about being so violent with your music stand - perhaps I should bring my own in the future... I'm going to the MUSICIANS FRIEND WEARHOUSE in Kansas City next week - see if they have some cheap ones to kick around!
