About me:
Born at a very young age, Brooke grew up in a small Vietnamese village subjected to hearing poor karaoke renderings of popular American songs as performed by tone deaf Asians of less than average height. At the age of 8 Brooke decided to take it upon herself to rid the world of the horrors that infested perfectly healthy ear drums. Brooke ventured West to Nepal where she rigarously trained for 13 years under the Emperor Shang Kuano(roughly translated into "bringer of ear candy"). This is where Brooke developed her ability to remove undergarments, create landslides, and unites small marments with just a note of her voice. After surpassing Shang Kuano, Brooke decided to take her gift to the greatest city in the world; New York City. Here Brooke is changing the world one beauty school drop out, homless man, or drunken Jerseyite at a time, all with the gift of song. Come be part of the miracle!
Who I'd like to meet: Everyone tired of hearing the same boring songs on the radio over and over! Anyone needing a little sweetness for those ear drums, a tasty treat for that brain matter, or maybe just a nibble of heart pounding ass kicking ball shifting pleasure! Guys that are ready to bust out a sensitive love balled to turn her salty tears of love into sweaty ass tears of pleasure. And Ladies who are ready to shed those last 5 ass pounds by shaking your groove thang and showing the world that Journey will never go out of style! Anyone who likes fun! Do you like fun?
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You Are Invited to: 2008 Holiday Bailout Bash! Hosted By Chip & Will Hosted By: Eric Paredes Aka Chip & Will Pena When: Thursday Dec 18, 2008 at 10:00 PM Where Da Zha Vu Lounge 1952 Amsterdam ave New York, NY 10032 United States Description: Eric Paredes Aka Chip & Will Pena
Hey, you! How was Hoboken tonight? I gotta get out there again (next week maybe?). Anyway, I hear you're back at da Monk on Sunday. I'll most likely be there! See ya soon, Brookie!
Hey, Brooke! There's gonna be karaoke at the Sin Bin on Thursday (tomorrow night) -- I know you've got a gig in New Jersey, though. It won't be the same without you ;o( -- but don't tell anyone I said that. ;o)
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