Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." George W. Bush — Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Female
18 years old
Hamilton, Ontaio
Canada



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    Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard.'s Interests
GeneralMicah, double Bass, music-psychobilly, punk, classical, jazz, country (Damn you Micah!!!), pictures, shows, etc.
MusicThe3Tards, Apoctalyptica, The Tragically Hip, Misfits, Committed to Apathy (RIP), Mudvayne, Dropkick Murphys, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, NOFX, Bad Religion, The Aquabats, The Matadors, Mozart, Beethoven, Nekromantix, Mindless Self Indulgance, Pink Floyd, the Antics, Deathmarch, Pantychrist, Incubus, Combichrist, Anti-Flag, Sublime, The Distillers, Dead Kennedys, The Cramps, Bush, Tenecious D, Greg Graffin (solo career), Queen, The Kinks, Bloodhound Gang, Bad Brains, The Casualties, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy's, Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Matthew Good, Horrorpops, Kamelot, Metric, Wolf Parade, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, Neil Young, The Phantom of the Opera (original tracks), Red Hot Chili Peppers, RX Bandits, Reverend Horton Heat, Stray Cats, etc.
MoviesFIGHT CLUB!!!!!, Hackers, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Walk The Line, Snakes on a Plane (haha), Waking Life, Men in Black, 300, Grindhouse!!!, Tenacious D and the Pic of Destiny, Young Guns, Rocky Horror, (I LOVE 80s and 90s films!) etc.
TelevisionSex and the City.
BooksOdd Thomas, The Chrysalids (OH HELL YEAH), Go Ask Alice, O'Canada series, some Dean Koontz, The Clown Arounds, the Kite Runner, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Day of the Triffids, The Vagina Monologues, etc.
HeroesI'd have to say that Chloe is my hero... Because she is perpetually happy even when she's not and she's always a pretty face to look at when you're bored. Yep... I worship her mothering skills too. Little Micah Anthony Jr. Jr. would have been proud of her if he wasn't a little plastic doll that woke me up at 3am and was impossible to take on a bus!!! Yeah... I still hold a bit of hostility towards the Baby Think-It-Over company...
Groups: Official 3Tards Fan Group

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     Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard.'s Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Hamilton
Body type:2' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:School.

   Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard.'s Schools
WESTDALE SECONDARY SCHOOL
Hamilton, Canada
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Pole Dancing
Minor: Psychology
Clubs: U.P-S.A. - Underage Porn-Star Association
Greek:   Omega Xi Mu

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   Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard.'s Blurbs
About me:
Hi, My name is Karen and I'm an alcoholic... But not really. I live in Hamilton and it's lame and all that jazz. There is absoloutely nothing to do here. I've been dating Micah since September 11th 2005 and things are going well. He lives in Toronto so I travel there every weekend on the Hamilton GO... Yeah... Woo hoo. It's a BLAST! *note hint of sarcasm* But yeah... I play the double bass and it's cool. I recently joined the Westdale Senior Jazz Band and it's been interesting, so far. I'm officially a band geek. Pretty excited, I must say. I love old Christmas cookies and walks on the beach. I used go to band camp every year. That's where I met Micah. We got married at camp three times. It's called IMC. I go to Westdale Secondary and it's ok... It has a very segregated population of students which is kind of sad.
Who I'd like to meet:
Nice, friendly, inviting people. If you're an egotistical fuck-up then I'll probably not enjoy talking to you as much as I would if you were a selfless, wonderful person.

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dislexis





Jul 1 2008 11:31 PM

KAREN I NEED UR NUMBERRRR
I MIGHT DIE WITHOUT IT
I COULD BE THROWN INTO A BOILING BOWL OF SOUP
.....OR SOMETHING, LIKE THAT!
well whenevers good have a good day
Christina Thrace





Mar 24 2008 4:52 AM

Fuck Karen! Fuuuuckkk! We need to hang out STAT.
Ms. SkaCake





Feb 29 2008 4:43 AM

ah! Karen!!!
you and micah (and I will call luca and jill) should come to my band's wicked awesome super fun CD release!!!


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Jan 29 2008 6:56 PM

KAREN
HANGOUTS


NOWWW!!!
Christina Thrace





Jan 18 2008 7:03 AM

AHHHHHHHH WE FUCKING NEED TO HANG OUT SOON.
Chloe





Jan 16 2008 8:59 PM

lol. imy.
come see me :)
The Master





Jan 12 2008 7:08 PM

oh reread the title "Zombies full of lard"...that sounds like a ska song to me and ska Music is always upbeat and happy but the lyrics don't have to be
The Master





Jan 6 2008 9:01 PM

thanks for the topics i choose zombie and the song will "Zombies Full Of Lard"
Christina Thrace





Jan 5 2008 2:33 AM

:D
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Jan 4 2008 2:25 AM

Haha YAY sounds good. I'll find out when I work next week on Sunday so if we can plan around that??

Oh and I think we need to rent some awesome movies.
Any suggestions?
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Jan 2 2008 12:10 AM

And when would your return be?
Chloe





Dec 30 2007 5:21 AM

oh lala.
how is it?
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Dec 29 2007 11:02 PM

Karenface.
When I am no longer under house arrest, I demand an epic cookie making, mall-going, movie watching, camera whoring ( I got a digital for Christmas) all round AWESOME sleepover.

Kay?
Kay.

♥ LOVEEEE!
Chloe





Dec 28 2007 3:24 AM

Karen, Merry Close to christmas.

what is new?
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Dec 24 2007 5:46 PM


Merry Christmas Comment Graphics</left>
Chloe





Dec 20 2007 10:38 PM

karen.

imy. x9495784453
Lisa





Dec 20 2007 3:47 AM

Nice haircut!
It reminds me of Kurt Cobain :)
dislexis





Dec 17 2007 11:58 PM

You read my mind baby you read my mind......shall we say ohhhh saturday a good ol' elvis wedding .....ohh the magic!!
Chloe





Dec 14 2007 3:03 AM

my tv had a mega-loo glare.
jacob.serenity





Dec 14 2007 1:50 AM

how was i hacked :S i dont see anything different....
Lisa





Dec 12 2007 2:34 AM

Aweh :(
Only until I get a job!
Lisa





Dec 12 2007 2:17 AM

Haha ok, as long as I don't turn into a nocturnal World of Warcraft hermit by then :P
Lisa





Dec 12 2007 12:09 AM

Whar do you go at lunchtyme? Justin and I looked for you, kind of.
Hero





Dec 11 2007 8:22 AM

Whatever you want.
Hero





Dec 10 2007 5:43 PM

but of coure...
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