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Karen Page(HAS NORMA JEAN TICKETS!!!)
Metal / Rock / Deneysel



Toronto, Ohio
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Üyelik Tarihi26.02.2007
Grup Web Sitesikaren-page.com
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Send us some feedback and we'll throw it up on the page!

"Karen Page on the other hand, kinda sounded like something that came out of the ass end of a mule on burrito night, and the emo kids floating around doing their ballet added quite a bit to the un-heterosexuality."-
Name Kept Anonymous



"In all honest Karen Page, I think your music is demorilizing, and demeaning to the greater Christian economy that is vastly surpassing this valley in ethics and responsibilty, you are the irremovable mole on the music scene in the Ohio Valley, and immediate incarceration should be immediately proceeded with. We are repulsed and disgusted with you and your so called assfart burritocore, and frankly it turns our stomach to see what a mockary you have made of the local scene, you filthy vermin should be executed eastwood style and left naked hanging from a tree, especially jonny. I only wish that cory hadn't of participated in guest vocals for that beautiful ballad on your page, i think we may kick him out for associating himself with scum such as the four members on this page....May God have mercy on your hole's"
-Nova Prospect



"The only real way to describe you is if fetal alcohol syndrome met a train wreck, during one of the loudest diarrhea attacks ive ever had, That is Karen Page."
-Matt Heaton



"You guys smell like warm kool aid and taint"
-Uncle Resse



"The Songs from the Record sound like taking a shit at its best, like when you enjoy taking a shit cause you feel relieved after words. Not like pissing shit outta your asshole...ya know, kinda like what you guys normally sound like. "
-Michael



"The only way I can describe Karen Page is that it sounds like what I believe David Hasselhoff's musical interpretation of the holocaust would sound like. Fully equiped with the grinding sound of the furnaces with guns going off and the scream of the Jew to top things off. All in a sexy german accent. Karen Page is all that is anti-semitic in the musical sense, without even dealing with real Jewish people."
-Dave Caldwell



"karen page sounds like all the women ive had sex with collectively laughing at how awful my performance was"
-Ryn Rly



"if Borat started a band, it would sound like Karen Page."
-Andrew D'Cagna


"karen page sounds like....jamming staplers up an asshole.in a good way though =]love you guys.especially jon doyle.wow. what a hot piece of ass.thanks for last night =]"
-Caroline Dougherty


"You guys suck more dick than a New Jersey guido."
-Jack Shoudy



"On my part i would have to say Karen Page sounds like 2 rats fucking in a wool sock, with a slight hint of cuddlecore."
- Joey Peach.



"Imagine if Peewee Herman and that guy from the Mad TV logo had a bastard child. He's most certainly gay, and in his anal sexcapades he forgoes the traditional Anal Ease for some good ol' wood grain alcohol and metal shavings. His screams are punctuated with distressing gurgles and gasps for air, as his second favorite pastime is fully inserting a completely erect horse penis down his throat. At this point you're imagining some of the worst sounds and visions and may feel like vomiting, but I assure you: Karen Page is much worse. In fact they often make Satan cry.. like a baby. Fuck you, Karen Page. Fuck you."
-Jake The Snake



"People hate Karen Page because they make Anal Cunt sound like BananaRama."
-Sacred Sound Studio



"I hate it."
-Trevor Strnad



"ok listen. ima be honest. karen page fucking sucks ok. you guys might as well quit and split up while youre ahead. you guys make me want to cut myself. you fucking fuck, who names their band karen page. wtf? you guys sound like a ldying lesbian getting choked. matt tmjmjmjskis a bitch"
-some 16 year old girl



"If Between the Buried and Me and Every Time I Die were to have sex and have a retard daughter. It would be Karen Page!"
-Chris



"Keep begging for shows guys,,,I'm sure someone will hire you to play there backyard party soon. Good Luck"
-Five Finger Death Punch


"Karen Page sounds like a shit covered flock of retarded, blind, middle school aged hermaphrodites high on angel dust, that are trying to injure themselves anally with cheap instruments, while someone or something happens to be recording. Here is some advice for you fucking losers, stop breathing."
-Mikel Laterza



"Hell must have froze over, because Karen Page got signed."
-Michael



"karen page, need i say more about the earache?"
-Falling Astray



"Every time I listen to you guys, I get flashbacks of the night I got raped by a mule. Your breakdowns sound like the bastard child taking a shit."
-Love,Summer



"If I have to suffer through one more band that plays semi-hard metal with semi-guttural vocals through half the song and then plays wimpy Creed-like sing-songy crap for the other half, I swear I will pour acid into my ears so that I never have to listen to such confused, mass marketed, generic, hope-to-be-on-the-rock-radio-station, poser music again. In other words, weak ass crap."
-Titanarum



"your music sounds like a picturesque field of bleeding anal cancer. In a word - Beautiful."
-The Veil Between



"Karen Page is earmurder. And guess what? Your ears NEEDED killin'!"
-Meat Bird
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   Yaklaşan Konserler ( tümünü görüntüle )
5 Ara 2009 20:00
Martins Ferry Rec Center *ALL AGES* Martins Ferry, Ohio
6 Ara 2009 20:00
Peabodys w/ NORMA JEAN, THE CHARIOT AND HORSE THE BAND Cleveland, Ohio
12 Şub 2010 20:00
TOUR KICKOFF / CD RELEASE PARTY AT YESTERDAYS! Wheeling, West Virginia
13 Şub 2010 20:00
Peabodys 2 CD Release Party Cleveland, Ohio
14 Şub 2010 20:00
Alrosa Villa Columbus, Ohio
16 Şub 2010 20:00
Dirty Jacks Cincinatti, Ohio
17 Şub 2010 20:00
The Muse Nashville, Tennessee
18 Şub 2010 20:00
New Daisy Memphis, Tennessee
19 Şub 2010 20:00
Workplay Birmingham, Alabama
20 Şub 2010 20:00
Booking Atlanta, Georgia
21 Şub 2010 20:00
Gspot Greenville, South Carolina
22 Şub 2010 20:00
Tremont Charlotte, North Carolina
23 Şub 2010 20:00
Pourhouse Raleigh, North Carolina
24 Şub 2010 20:00
Alley Katz Richmond, Virginia
25 Şub 2010 20:00
Jaxx Springfield, Virginia
26 Şub 2010 20:00
941 Theatre Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
27 Şub 2010 20:00
Booking New York City, New York
28 Şub 2010 20:00
The Altar Bar Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
11 Mar 2010 20:00
ROAD TO SXSW TOUR WITH POLKADOT CADAVER, IDEAMEN, VAMPIRE MOOSE & KP UNITED STATES, Ohio
12 Mar 2010 20:00
The Breakfast Club (the Hi-Fi) Cleveland, Ohio
13 Mar 2010 20:00
Reggies Rock Club Chicago, Illinois
14 Mar 2010 20:00
Ciceros St. Louis, Missouri
16 Mar 2010 20:00
Jerry’s Bait Shop Lee’s Summit, Missouri
17 Mar 2010 20:00
Eagles Lodge Wichita, Kansas
20 Mar 2010 20:00
The Lucky Lounge Austin, Texas
27 Mar 2010 20:00
Yesterdays Wheeling, West Virginia

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Hailing from a small town on the Ohio River, KP has quickly become known for being hilarious and brutal without compromising either end of the spectrum. In early 2008, KP wrote and recorded what is now known as one of the greatest albums of all time, "Operator Operator, the Phone is Dead!!!" at Sacred Sound Studio in Martins Ferry OH. A spin through the album pinballs the listener from dirty metal riffs to grinding breakdowns to dance breaks with hand clapping and singalongs. Now becoming the newest part of the Rotten Records family, KP will be violating your ears with as many shows as they can get their grubby paws on, confusing young and old alike. Come out to one and get a taste for yourself, and be prepared to wonder what’s publicly acceptable behavior.

"We are ALWAYS down for playing shows, whether they're at you're sister's prom, your bar mitzvah, your baby shower, or even your wedding. We don't care." -Karen Page


Jonny Vegas // Gorilla Managment
Email: jonny@gorillaproductions.net

Jenny McPhee // TKO Booking
Email: jennymcphee@tkoco.com





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   Karen Page(HAS NORMA JEAN TICKETS!!!) | Arkadaşlar (En İyi 16)
Karen Page(HAS NORMA JEAN TICKETS!!!), 11921 kişiyle arkadaş.
 Ichabod Crane 


 Rotten Records 


 O DAYSPRING (BRAND NEW SONG!!!) 


 Lady Binn Hill 


 WOE OF TYRANTS 


 Ideamen ~ album in CIMS listening booths all Nov! 


 Polkadot Cadaver 


 The Dillinger Escape Plan 


 EVERY TIME I DIE 


 NORMA JEAN 


 Under a Dead Sky 


 Lost Chapter 


 YESTERDAYS 


 PEABODY'S 


 SACRED SOUND Recording Studio 


 Spector 





Karen Page(HAS NORMA JEAN TICKETS!!!) | Arkadaşlarının Yorumları
Görüntüleniyor 25 / 1528 yorumlar  ( Tümünü Görüntüle | Yorum Ekle )
Hailey

Hailey Skyy



29 Kas 2009 02:09

Hi =) I've got the coolest stuff on my page!!! check me out!!!
Neon Attack! [twitter.com/neonattackband]

Neon Attack! [twitter.com/neonattackband]



28 Kas 2009 05:15

our first cd is finalllly on itunes after a year's wait haha. would be awesome if you could pick that up! if not, it's cool, but at least keep in touch with us :D <33
Brittany

Brittany



26 Kas 2009 03:47

Karen Page gives handies to 4 year old choir boys with sore dicks and aloe vera lubed assholes.
DualPrincipale

jozef pavlisin



25 Kas 2009 19:00

thanks for add...more success i wish...
xBLAYNEx

xBLAYNEx



25 Kas 2009 03:00

I heard a rumor that you're a dumbass.
Ed

J.R. Thomas
Online!


24 Kas 2009 23:12

i heard a rumor that u guys might not play at the Martins Ferry show
FLOOZIE

FLOOZIE



21 Kas 2009 15:22

well well well! how have you been. my fingers are hurting from the endless typing. I think its awesome to write back then copy and paste!
hope you enjoyed the music as well
write back :)
Myles *FDC*

Myles McCain



21 Kas 2009 08:04

Dec. 6th party at Peabody's!!!!
I'ma be there bitches!
Luv you guys
Jinx Dawson™

Jinx Dawson™



20 Kas 2009 18:10

Ave My Liege~I Welcome Thee to My Personal Lair~Warmest Greetings & Salutations from The Metal Goth Queen~I Humbly Thank Thee for Becoming a Cherished Friend~Thou Doest Me Much Honour~I Pray That Thou Hast Joined My COVEN MusicSpace~I Most Enjoyed Thy Graven Images in Thy Picture Gallery-Wicked Page~The Blood In My Veins Warmeth~Thy Friend, LHP Jinx of The Coven
Intolerance Records

Intolerance Records



20 Kas 2009 17:23

Thanks for the request and make sure to check out our all newly redesigned site for free MP3's and more!

Subscribe to the I-Hole newsletter for your chance to win free CD's, Stickers, T-Shirts, Posters and More!

http://www.intolerancerecords.com/
The White Lotus (Two new songs up NOW! BOOK US!)

The White Lotus (Two new songs up NOW! BOOK US!)



20 Kas 2009 02:12

We got new music up on our page you should come check it out and let us know what you think. Thanks for your time!
Morphine Killer (NIGHTMARES OUT NOW!!)

Morphine Killer (NIGHTMARES OUT NOW!!)



20 Kas 2009 00:15

Thanks for being our friend! We've just released our EP, Nightmares. Check out our Last.fm site below to download our tracks "Morphine Killer", "Poison Of This Lifestyle", “Unapologetic”, and "From The Ashes" and help us spread the word!

http://www.last.fm/music/Morphine+Killer/Unapologetic+EP - Free downloads
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/morphinekiller2 - Nightmares EP for $4.95
PRISCILLA

PRISCILLA



19 Kas 2009 18:25

"BEACH BLANKET BLITZKRIEG!!"-PRISCILLA LIVE AT THE HI-FI CONCERT CLUB IN LAKEWOOD,OHIO(11729 DETROIT AVE.)...FRIDAY,NOVEMBER 27,2009...WITH VERY SPECIAL GUESTS THE KNOCKOUTS (FEATURING SINGER DAVID DIVINE OF MARKY RAMONE AND FRIENDS),DAY METHOD,AND MYTH AND COMPANY.SPECIAL PERFORMANCES BY INFUSION AND BY TWELVE YEAR OLD GUITAR PRODIGY ALEX RAZ...ALL AGES SHOW...TICKETS ONLY $5 IN ADVANCE!
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Ohio Broadcasting Network



19 Kas 2009 07:13

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The Talkies

The Talkies



18 Kas 2009 16:03

Cool jams homies!!!!Thanks for the add!
DEAD SUPERSTAR

DEAD SUPERSTAR



18 Kas 2009 04:51

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DEAD SUPERSTAR

DEAD SUPERSTAR



18 Kas 2009 04:51

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Ayria

Ayria



17 Kas 2009 18:03

Hey there! Thanks so much for supporting my music! I leave tomorrow for Europe for another month and a half of touring (Germany, UK, Italy, Switzerland)! All the show dates are listed on my page ;)

Much love!
Jennifer
AYRIA
Laura Black - www.cdbaby.com/cd/laurablack

Laura Black - www.cdbaby.com/cd/laurablack



17 Kas 2009 16:25

We Will Speak Our Minds - New Day

Thanks for your support,
~ Laura
Reversed Image Unlimited

Reversed Image Unlimited



17 Kas 2009 16:01

thanks for the request! good luck with everything!!!!
Thrilla J

Thrilla J



17 Kas 2009 14:36

no problem yo, give me some feedback on my tracks as well yo, get at me, peace
-Thrilla
Flowers In Flames

Flowers In Flames



17 Kas 2009 14:18

Thanks for finding us!!
PRISCILLA

PRISCILLA



17 Kas 2009 14:16

ALL AGES SHOW..."BEACH BLANKET BLITZKRIEG!!"-PRISCILLA LIVE AT THE HI-FI CONCERT CLUB IN LAKEWOOD,OHIO(11729 DETROIT AVE.)...FRIDAY,NOVEMBER 27,2009...WITH VERY SPECIAL GUESTS THE KNOCKOUTS,MYTH AND COMPANY,CHEAP THRILLS(FROM EERIE,PA),AND DAY METHOD.SPECIAL PERFORMANCES BY INFUSION AND BY TWELVE YEAR OLD GUITAR PRODIGY ALEX RAZ...TICKETS ONLY $5 IN ADVANCE!...ALL AGES SHOW
GraveYard Punx

GraveYard Punx



17 Kas 2009 13:51

thanx for the add
Mike

Mike



17 Kas 2009 12:22

hi, thank you very much for the add, much appreciated, New song Nightmare (sunrise), Now up and running for your listening pleasure
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