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Karen Page(CD RELEASE PARTY/TOUR KICKOFF FEB 12TH)
Metal / Rock / Experimental



Toronto, Ohio
United States

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Member Since2/26/2007
Band Websitekaren-page.com
Band Members


Jonny
Bryce
Matt
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Sounds LikeHere is what some people have said about us :-)
Send us some feedback and we'll throw it up on the page!

"Karen Page on the other hand, kinda sounded like something that came out of the ass end of a mule on burrito night, and the emo kids floating around doing their ballet added quite a bit to the un-heterosexuality."-
Name Kept Anonymous



"In all honest Karen Page, I think your music is demorilizing, and demeaning to the greater Christian economy that is vastly surpassing this valley in ethics and responsibilty, you are the irremovable mole on the music scene in the Ohio Valley, and immediate incarceration should be immediately proceeded with. We are repulsed and disgusted with you and your so called assfart burritocore, and frankly it turns our stomach to see what a mockary you have made of the local scene, you filthy vermin should be executed eastwood style and left naked hanging from a tree, especially jonny. I only wish that cory hadn't of participated in guest vocals for that beautiful ballad on your page, i think we may kick him out for associating himself with scum such as the four members on this page....May God have mercy on your hole's"
-Nova Prospect



"The only real way to describe you is if fetal alcohol syndrome met a train wreck, during one of the loudest diarrhea attacks ive ever had, That is Karen Page."
-Matt Heaton



"You guys smell like warm kool aid and taint"
-Uncle Resse



"The Songs from the Record sound like taking a shit at its best, like when you enjoy taking a shit cause you feel relieved after words. Not like pissing shit outta your asshole...ya know, kinda like what you guys normally sound like. "
-Michael



"The only way I can describe Karen Page is that it sounds like what I believe David Hasselhoff's musical interpretation of the holocaust would sound like. Fully equiped with the grinding sound of the furnaces with guns going off and the scream of the Jew to top things off. All in a sexy german accent. Karen Page is all that is anti-semitic in the musical sense, without even dealing with real Jewish people."
-Dave Caldwell



"karen page sounds like all the women ive had sex with collectively laughing at how awful my performance was"
-Ryn Rly



"if Borat started a band, it would sound like Karen Page."
-Andrew D'Cagna


"karen page sounds like....jamming staplers up an asshole.in a good way though =]love you guys.especially jon doyle.wow. what a hot piece of ass.thanks for last night =]"
-Caroline Dougherty


"You guys suck more dick than a New Jersey guido."
-Jack Shoudy



"On my part i would have to say Karen Page sounds like 2 rats fucking in a wool sock, with a slight hint of cuddlecore."
- Joey Peach.



"Imagine if Peewee Herman and that guy from the Mad TV logo had a bastard child. He's most certainly gay, and in his anal sexcapades he forgoes the traditional Anal Ease for some good ol' wood grain alcohol and metal shavings. His screams are punctuated with distressing gurgles and gasps for air, as his second favorite pastime is fully inserting a completely erect horse penis down his throat. At this point you're imagining some of the worst sounds and visions and may feel like vomiting, but I assure you: Karen Page is much worse. In fact they often make Satan cry.. like a baby. Fuck you, Karen Page. Fuck you."
-Jake The Snake



"People hate Karen Page because they make Anal Cunt sound like BananaRama."
-Sacred Sound Studio



"I hate it."
-Trevor Strnad, The Black Dahlia Murder



"ok listen. ima be honest. karen page fucking sucks ok. you guys might as well quit and split up while youre ahead. you guys make me want to cut myself. you fucking fuck, who names their band karen page. wtf? you guys sound like a ldying lesbian getting choked. matt tmjmjmjskis a bitch"
-some 16 year old girl



"If Between the Buried and Me and Every Time I Die were to have sex and have a retard daughter. It would be Karen Page!"
-Chris



"Keep begging for shows guys,,,I'm sure someone will hire you to play there backyard party soon. Good Luck"
-Five Finger Death Punch


"Karen Page sounds like a shit covered flock of retarded, blind, middle school aged hermaphrodites high on angel dust, that are trying to injure themselves anally with cheap instruments, while someone or something happens to be recording. Here is some advice for you fucking losers, stop breathing."
-Mikel Laterza



"Hell must have froze over, because Karen Page got signed."
-Michael



"karen page, need i say more about the earache?"
-Falling Astray



"Every time I listen to you guys, I get flashbacks of the night I got raped by a mule. Your breakdowns sound like the bastard child taking a shit."
-Love,Summer



"If I have to suffer through one more band that plays semi-hard metal with semi-guttural vocals through half the song and then plays wimpy Creed-like sing-songy crap for the other half, I swear I will pour acid into my ears so that I never have to listen to such confused, mass marketed, generic, hope-to-be-on-the-rock-radio-station, poser music again. In other words, weak ass crap."
-Titanarum



"your music sounds like a picturesque field of bleeding anal cancer. In a word - Beautiful."
-The Veil Between



"Karen Page is earmurder. And guess what? Your ears NEEDED killin'!"
-Meat Bird
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Feb 12 2010 8:00P
TOUR KICKOFF / CD RELEASE PARTY AT YESTERDAYS! Wheeling, West Virginia
Feb 13 2010 8:00P
Phantasy Nightclub CD Release Party Cleveland, Ohio
Feb 14 2010 8:00P
Alrosa Villa Columbus, Ohio
Feb 16 2010 8:00P
Dirty Jacks Cincinatti, Ohio
Feb 17 2010 8:00P
The Muse Nashville, Tennessee
Feb 18 2010 8:00P
New Daisy Memphis, Tennessee
Feb 19 2010 8:00P
Workplay Birmingham, Alabama
Feb 20 2010 8:00P
Club Fathom Chattanooga, Tennessee
Feb 21 2010 8:00P
Gspot Greenville, South Carolina
Feb 23 2010 8:00P
Pourhouse Raleigh, North Carolina
Feb 24 2010 8:00P
Jaxx Springfield, Virginia
Feb 25 2010 8:00P
Alley Katz Richmond, Virginia
Feb 26 2010 8:00P
The Quarter Baltimore, Maryland
Feb 27 2010 8:00P
The M Room Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Feb 28 2010 8:00P
The Altar Bar Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Mar 11 2010 8:00P
ROAD TO SXSW TOUR WITH POLKADOT CADAVER, IDEAMEN, VAMPIRE MOOOSE & KP UNITED STATES, Ohio
Mar 12 2010 8:00P
the Hi-Fi Lakewood, Ohio
Mar 13 2010 8:00P
Reggies Rock Club Chicago, Illinois
Mar 14 2010 8:00P
Ciceros St. Louis, Missouri
Mar 16 2010 8:00P
Jerry’s Bait Shop Lee’s Summit, Missouri
Mar 17 2010 8:00P
Eagles Lodge Wichita, Kansas
Mar 18 2010 8:00P
The Conservatory Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Mar 20 2010 4:00P
The Lucky Lounge Austin, Texas
Mar 21 2010 8:00P
Boiler Room Denton, Texas
Mar 23 2010 8:00P
Vinos Little Rock, Arkansas
Mar 24 2010 8:00P
House of Thor Memphis, Tennessee
Mar 25 2010 8:00P
The Muse Nashville, Tennessee
Mar 26 2010 8:00P
Bernies Columbus, Ohio
Mar 27 2010 8:00P
Yesterdays Wheeling, West Virginia

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Hailing from a small town on the Ohio River, KP has quickly become known for being hilarious and brutal without compromising either end of the spectrum. In early 2008, KP wrote and recorded what is now known as one of the greatest albums of all time, "Operator Operator, the Phone is Dead!!!" at Sacred Sound Studio in Martins Ferry OH. A spin through the album pinballs the listener from dirty metal riffs to grinding breakdowns to dance breaks with hand clapping and singalongs. Now becoming the newest part of the Rotten Records family, KP will be violating your ears with as many shows as they can get their grubby paws on, confusing young and old alike. Come out to one and get a taste for yourself, and be prepared to wonder what’s publicly acceptable behavior.

"We are ALWAYS down for playing shows, whether they're at you're sister's prom, your bar mitzvah, your baby shower, or even your wedding. We don't care." -Karen Page










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Karen Page(CD RELEASE PARTY/TOUR KICKOFF FEB 12TH)'s Friends Comments
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Father of Twelve

Father of Twelve



Feb 7 2010 10:33 PM

Looking to do show trades with out of town bands. Let us know if you are interested.
Naming The Fallen. {NEW LAYOUT AND 3 NEW SONGS}

Naming The Fallen. {NEW LAYOUT AND 3 NEW SONGS}



Feb 7 2010 12:50 AM

HEY! whats up :D
please check out our stuff, i promise you will like it =)
Only The Hopeless Surrender[looking for vocalist]

Only The Hopeless Surrender[looking for vocalist]



Feb 6 2010 9:32 PM

Hey, thanks for the add! Stop by the page and let us know what you think :]
-Zach
Ned

Ned



Feb 5 2010 6:41 AM

Top Swap us you fucking whores=)

what the fuck's your email<3
From Cities to Empires [DEMOS UP!!!!!]

From Cities to Empires [DEMOS UP!!!!!]



Feb 4 2010 10:22 PM

hey dudes we are playing with you guys on the 19th we are very happy to be able to share the stage with a really good band....if you can come by and comment us tellin us hi and also please check out our tunes :D
Ð0r|{

Matt Hanzel



Feb 4 2010 3:43 AM

holy shit. you guys are fucking awesome. and matt t. what the fuck is up? remember me from high school?
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l-b (little billy)

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Feb 4 2010 12:53 AM

check out the new track
The Fall Of Faith (EP COMING SOON)

The Fall Of Faith (EP COMING SOON)



Feb 3 2010 3:42 AM

yo i just reads your sounds like section and the second response was pretty funny
so was the first one
we getting the show pretty hyped up
better come ready hahahaha
Atrinosis(New song up!)

Atrinosis(New song up!)



Feb 3 2010 2:48 AM

New Song titled "Ineffective Sedation" is up, it is a little rough and may be re-edited, but its one badass fucking song, Go listen now!
-Atrinosis
?AHA Trevor Whatever?

  ?AHA Trevor Whatever?



Feb 2 2010 11:20 PM

I love you guys so much can't wait to see you and buy your new CD
*Gothic Love*

Gothic Mikey



Feb 2 2010 8:46 PM

Hey JUst Showin love to your page. Hopeing u do the same.. U maybe do not know me but maybe we can know each other. name is mikey aka Gothic love or Ghost & i also wanna say IM trying to comment all my friends but i have alot of friends so im usein a auto problem =) but if u do not like me then Delete me. Do not like fake peoples. aim me if u wanna chat more.. Aim ANgelboydogz or mikecrazy2004 i also do homo partys so look on my top for my Ent page=) last top add it..
O DAYSPRING (3 NEW SONGS!!!)

O DAYSPRING (3 NEW SONGS!!!)



Feb 2 2010 8:11 PM

im 100% into docking...as well as blumpkins
Jesus can't prank all of Us™[HG]

JArrod Blon



Feb 2 2010 3:10 AM

Well anit that awesome
Sinful Carrion (WRITING NEW SONGS!!)

Sinful Carrion (WRITING NEW SONGS!!)



Feb 1 2010 7:08 PM

Thanks for ADD!
Hope U Like our music!
Greetings from Poland!
HAIL!
Jesus can't prank all of Us™[HG]

JArrod Blon



Feb 1 2010 6:54 PM

Is the show on the 12th free??
Plagues of Man [Get Wet!]

Plagues of Man [Get Wet!]



Jan 31 2010 11:32 PM

what it is dudes? you guys are illlll fo realll!

you all should come down this way, i can getcha on if ur down!
darian

Darian Moreno



Jan 30 2010 11:16 PM

I APPROVE OF THIS FRIENDS REQUEST AND MUSIC!
Sworn to the Grave (Song is posted!)

Sworn to the Grave (Song is posted!)



Jan 30 2010 9:34 PM

We are a punishing Death Metal powerhouse from Ohio that combines both old-school and tech influences. New Musick in the form of "The Divining Method" is posted on our profile. Please check it out.

Horns up for supporting the brutal underground stuff!!!
-Jawz.
Jerzey Devilz

Jerzey Devilz



Jan 30 2010 7:45 PM

waddup thanks for the add get back at us whenever you have time. I hope your week is going good enjoy the music. take care
THE R. C. DANIELS BAND

THE R. C. DANIELS BAND



Jan 30 2010 4:27 PM

WELCOME TO THE R.C.DANIELS BAND SITE !! LET ME KNOW IF YOU
LIKE MY MUSIC ! IF YOU DO NOT !
PLEASE LIE TO ME!! AND TELL ME YOU
LOVE IT !! So it will not hurt my feelings. ): LoL

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LASTDITCH DESIGNS

LASTDITCH DESIGNS



Jan 29 2010 8:20 PM

You guys fucking suck...I bet you are all totally into WoW,how bout you boys don your Enchanted Boots of Nargleblathe and ride your level 4 Manstallion to the UnderRealm of my nuts. You guys sound like my farts smell...
...I'm trying to make the list here fellas... ;)
Tears Of The Departed

Tears Of The Departed



Jan 28 2010 7:49 PM

Hey whats up guys.. We will C u guys in philly its goin to be sick we should party when you get over here. let us know dudes
Moms Management

Joan Kelley



Jan 27 2010 8:51 PM

Thanks for visiting Moms page- stop by anytime. Good luck at SXSW-great gig!

Take care and be well-
Joan aka Mom from Moms management Denver
BadbeatS™

BadbeatS™



Jan 27 2010 5:19 AM

Thanks for the Support.
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