Magnificent Quotes from Magnificent People:
"If you are going to be original, you can count on being copied." --Mike's hard lemonade
"These pants make me look fat...no, wait...my FAT makes me look fat!" -Kelly O'Neill
"Why are you wearing a Wrigley Field shirt? Are you a cubs fan?"-Heather
"No, I just like Wrigley Field."-Kelly
"Why? Are you a fan of grass?"-Heather
"I love soft things." -Kelly O'Neill
"I don't think I'd mind going to jail. I could just sit in my cell and paint or do nothing; well, as long as I didn't get raped or have to fight..."-Melissa LaVine
"Great story Melissa! Tell it again!"-Heather
"Why can't I be rich instead of so damn good looking?"
"I just don't like breathing." -Kelly O'Neill
"I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite!"-Elf
"Singing your thoughts out loud makes thinking more fun." -Famous Lita
"On a secret mission. i mean... doing nothing." - Barry
"Astes Tawesome." --Dan
"You go both ways, don't you. Like email." -Carlos
"The spaces between your fingers are supposed to be filled with mine..."
"Life is the success story of failure." --Mr. Pink
"I speak awesome." -Carlos
"You are to girls as the sun is to 60-watt bulbs."--Matty
"No way, I can quit. I quit all the time."--Jerad
"Love and distance is like wind and fire.... if the fire is weak then the wind will blow it out.. but if the fire burns strong, then the wind will only spread it." -Carlos
"It's not that I want to have you. All I want is to deserve you."
"It's too hard...it takes too much effort to eat." -Kelly
"Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?" -Homer Simpson
While working on Brent's car...
Me: Hey Kamran, are you a mechanic?
Kamran: No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn.
"You are the end all of wimmenz." -Justin
Justin: what kinda mileage do you get?
Me: one block per kiss
Justin: wow, that's an affection guzzler you got there
