Joe the Shark
Joe the Shark Zombies and Sharks and Burlesque! Oh my!

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39 years old
New York, New York
United States



Last Login: 10/20/2009
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    Joe the Shark's Interests
GeneralHistory, bashing Bush, friends, playing with my dog, a good book, foreplay, talking politics, Germany, NYC, European History, writing, live music, art, Scuba, burlesque shows, the occasional board game (my inner geek emerges), Great White Sharks and learning the German language.
MusicOld school metal! Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Judas Priest, Metallica, Ozzy, Dio, Iron Maiden, B.O.C., Twisted Sister, The Clash, Cinderella, Motley Crue, KISS, King Diamond, Queen, Big Band Swing like Brian Setzer Orchestra, newer metal like Rammstein, Disturbed and Evanescence. Great Big Sea, Jim Croce, Johnny Cash, great ladies of song like Annie Lennox, Anastacia and the Andrew Sisters, great men of song like Bing Crosby and Nat King Cole, and some classic composers like Wagner, Beethoven, Mozart.
MoviesJAWS, the original 3 Dead movies by Romero, Princess Bride, Evil Dead 2, Supersize Me, anything Monty Python, Cleopatra, old b/w's, 84 Charing Cross Road, 28 Days Later, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Better Off Dead, Spinal Tap, Shaun of the Dead -- really I'm all over the place.

JAWS

JAWS!

TelevisionCoupling, Kids in the Hall, M.A.S.H., Red Dwarf, Deadliest Catch, Nigella Bites, Spongebob Squarepants, Blackadder, Mind of Mencia, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Little Britain, Father Ted, anything Gordon Ramsey related, BBC World News. Yes, I'm a BBC junkie!
BooksThe Book of All Flesh, Still Dead, To Say Nothing of the Dog, Sir Toby Jingle's Beastly Journey, The Big Over Easy, Unit 731 Testimony, At the Mountains of Madness and Other Tales of Terror, The Dark from Continum Comics and of course the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z.

H.P.Lovecraft

H.P. Lovecraft!

The Dark

My baby, The Dark!

HeroesWinston Churchill, King Arthur, Julius Caesar.

     Joe the Shark's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Greatest City in the USA - NEW YORK!
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer and graduate student of history
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Joe the Shark's Schools
New York University
New York,New York
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Classical Civilizations & History double major
Clubs: Never bothered with them while I was an undergrad.
 

1988 to 2000

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Publishing - Editor - Managing
I spent years writing and publishing comic books. You need a magazine put together? You need to find artistic talent for a project? You need to find a printer? I'm your man.
Gaming - Design - Other
With years of experience writing and publishing comic books, my skills would translate very easily into the gaming industry.



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Co-producer of HOTSY TOTSY BURLESQUE and ORIGINAL CYN, doorman to WHAM BAM SLAM and HARD CANDY BURLESQUE, former comic book writer and publisher, native New Yorker and Shark Advocate.

Who really writes these things honestly? Wouldn't it be better to have them written by your friends?

I'm loving the NYC burlesque scene these days, so if you are a dancer and want someone in the audience who knows how to cheer and scream at all the right times, add me. If you are a band, please don't add me unless I add you first.

I want to surround myself with interesting people! I always have... artists, writers, musicians, thinkers, students... nerds, metal heads, goth chicks, etc. should all apply! You want to argue politics? You want to argue about the stuff they left out of ROME? Want to catch a horror movie or what a BBC comedy?

I adore history, want people around me to have a sense of humor, and I have a made passion for reading. Anything from historical works like MEMOIRS by Karl Donitz to an Anne Perry mystery to something fantastical like Thomas Wheeler's ARCANUM to something far more serious like THE LONG HAUL by Amanda Stern. The works of Jasper Fforde is one of my passions.

I love dogs, and oddly I have a passion for protecting Great White Sharks. Give me intelligent, charming company, an entertaining play & good conversation, and I am happy. Mother always said never talk about politics or religion on the first date, but I always do...

And why can't I put Agnostic Jew on my religious prefs below? Someone whose father lost his faith in the camps, but taught his son to have a sense of the cultural history and tradition.

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SHARKWATER
Who I'd like to meet:
In fantasy land, I'd like to meet Julius Caesar, Winston Churchill, or anyone who lived through WWII.... but they are nearly all dead. Right now, I think I'd like to meet Nigella Lawson. ;)

And if we are talking about women when you say "Describe who you want to meet", I seek a woman who has a sense of humor, a creative spark, has a smile that can warm the soul, eyes that show she has something going on inside her brain, a passion for something other than her looks, and who feels comfortable at home cooking with me, at the opening of a play, or out on the town. She must enjoy the burlesque scene. Will she read me an article from the NYTimes that has caught her interest, or listen to me when I speak about some interesting thing I learned? Will she tolerate the good and the bad as well as she expects me to tolerate her good and bad? Someone who has a zest for life and thinks the idea of going to Europe is more appealing than going to Vegas. Someone who doesn't think a cowboy hat is sexy, because they aren't.

333-the great white shark
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Ms.Shira

Ms.Shira



Jul 12 2009 3:39 AM



watch me in action
~Mischievous Lover
Alley Cat ™

Alley Cat ™



Jul 16 2009 5:44 AM

Grace Anatomy

Grace Anatomy



Jun 3 2009 2:13 AM

Thanks for having me last night! I couldn't make it out tonight but I'll see you soon!
Grace Anatomy

Grace Anatomy



May 19 2009 8:42 PM

I had so much fun! You should have stuck around though I eventually made my way onto the bar. Anyway, let's keep in touch and again, happy birthday!
Boobie Von Trapp

Boobie Von Trapp



May 20 2009 3:33 AM

SHARK MAHN!!!
Happy Birthday, you old fart.

Lots of Love,
Boobie
xxox
Mistress Elura

Mistress Elura



May 20 2009 11:43 PM

Thank you again for having me last night, what a BLAST! Most hysterical show to date! & btw you should have stuck around til closing, I was in particularly FINE topless shape LOL. Happy Birthday!
Scotty the Blue Bunny

Scotty the Blue Bunny



May 19 2009 6:56 AM

it's absolutely true.
Fem Appeal

Fem Appeal



May 19 2009 2:51 PM

Happy Birthday Your Royal Sharkness! Celebrate with Sharkitude! Dinner soon!
Baberaham Lincoln

Danielle K



May 15 2009 7:52 PM

Where is you?!? How are you? Have a good birthday?
Kelly Marie

Kelly Marie



May 15 2009 3:41 PM

Happy Birthday Sharky!
Whitetip

Whitetip



May 12 2009 1:56 PM

Happy Birthday Joe

Rock bless you
Volker

Hope you like THaifood & Beer





Von

Von



May 11 2009 8:17 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TOMORROW! OXOXOX
The White Boom Boom

The White Boom Boom



May 8 2009 4:36 PM

It did not escape me, don't you worry.
Scotty the Blue Bunny

Scotty the Blue Bunny



May 7 2009 6:38 AM

that's right sharky. . . .that's right.
Stormy Leather

Stormy Leather



May 6 2009 6:31 PM

Well look out! We're gonna be on stage more together... and with Melody! It's the end of the world as we know it :)
Grace Anatomy

Grace Anatomy



May 5 2009 3:09 AM

So sad I couldn't make it out tonight (finals season) : (. Just wanted to let you know that I am still really excited about original cyn and will be sure to make it in two weeks to celebrate my release from the clutches of studenthood!
Burke

Burke Heffner



May 1 2009 3:49 PM

Yessir, She is a cutie.

Finally watched the Dark Night... I'm sure a bigger screen would have helped. Despite all the attempts, there is still room for improvement in the comic turned film world.
Miss Kissy Wishes

Miss Kissy Wishes



Apr 26 2009 8:25 PM

thanks babe! great show last week! hope all is well with you... I am off to visit sis on the cape again... catch ya on the rebound... xx K
Princess Sunshine

Princess Sunshine



Apr 6 2009 6:06 PM

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Tuesday April 7th
Identity
511 E. 6th Street
(Ave. A and Ave. B)
Show at 9:30 PM
$8.00

This Month’s Headliner
Jessica Delfino – Musical Comedian as featured in “What would Jesus Buy?”
Joel Jeske
Magdalena Fox
Poppy T
Miss AuroraBoobRealis
Princess Sunshine Hosts!

Joe the Shark on Door

SUGARNY!
Join us as DJ Cub and a rotating lineup of guest DJs bring you the best booty-shakin' electro, breaks, sexy trance and trip-hop from 8:00pm to close; the luscious liquor pimp Persia serves up our exclusive sugar martinis and drink specials; and our delicious electro go-go girls, led by Mandy, shake it just for you.
No cover charge!
Sizzle Dizzle

Sizzle Dizzle



Mar 18 2009 7:01 AM

Thank you so much for letting me play with such a great group of peeps!
bigHeath

bigHeath



Mar 16 2009 10:59 AM

Sizzle Dizzle

Sizzle Dizzle



Mar 11 2009 6:21 PM

That was a great show! Thank for letting me pimp up the flava!
Najy [Glitterati]

Najy [Glitterati]



Mar 3 2009 10:41 PM

That's me and my partner in crime! It's documented so I guess we're official now=)

Haven't seen you in a while, but I'd love to work with you again- whenever you want (and I do burlesque now...)

Happy belated snow day!
Busty Springfield

Busty Springfield



Mar 4 2009 8:39 PM

Always good to see you! Thank you for another GREAT event! I was so happy to be a part of it!

-Busty
bigHeath

bigHeath



Feb 25 2009 11:35 PM

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