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Karl Hess
Stand-Up / Improv
Karl Hess succeeding on the merits of my hair alone since 1983

Male
25 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 10/17/2009
Mood: vibrant Mood Image
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    Karl Hess's Interests
Generalstand-up comedy, vigilante justice, reading, plotting, scotch, history channel, traveling around, avoiding doing laundry, questioning things, hobos, batman, human nature, sandwiches...
Musicr.l. burnside, john lee hooker, canned heat, paul butterfield, black keys, muddy waters, mississippi fred mcdowell, buddy guy, taj mahal, ry cooder, north mississippi allstars, charlie musselwhite, little walter, howlin' wolf, james brown, al green, mother mcree's uptown jug champions, the grateful dead, the clash, talking heads, the kinks, led zeppelin, motorhead, deep purple, rage against the machine, fela kuti, antibalas afrobeat orchestra, parliament, funkadelic, creedence, gov't mule, the who, cream, pink floyd, the doors, the beatles, the animals, the rolling stones, the band, jimi hendrix...
Moviesones featuring kung-fu and hilarious seventies bass-lines, or bruce lee. italian westerns with clint eastwood where he never says anything, just smokes a little cigar and wears a poncho while owning the entire populace of the town he just blew into with both his steely glare and his lightning-fast six-gun. and good ones, too.
Bookscomic books and james bond novels. also ones by: hunter s. thompson, vonnegut, bukowski, delillo, wolfe, heller, palahniuk, orwell, mccarthy robbins, hesse, burroughs, kesey, kerouac. current picks: No Country For Old Men by Cormac McCarthy, Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole, Rant by Chuck Palahniuk, What is The What by Dave Eggers, and The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller.
HeroesSnake Eyes. 'cause even though he's a ninja master, he's still not above busting out some uzis to get the job done. The forces of COBRA are wily and elusive, sometimes swords and devastating ninjutsu blows just aren't enough. We all understand that, Mr. Eyes, and none of us would think you lesser if you, say, went ahead and used a grenade. If you don't know who i'm talking about, please leave my profile immediately.

     Karl Hess's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Philly
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:College graduate
Occupation:gentleman of leisure

   Karl Hess's Schools
University Of Southern California
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: 2006
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre
Minor: Tomfoolery
 

2002 to 2006


Karl Hess's Clips [View All Clips]
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Karl Hess at Lestats
Karl Hess at Lestats rating
Karl Hess at the Punk House (9/5/07)
Karl Hess at the Punk House (9/5/07) rating
Karl Hess at Stand Up For A Cure Comedy Contest
Karl Hess at Stand Up For A Cure Comedy Contest rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Jan 1 2011 7:00P
ALL UPCOMING SHOWS POSTED ON FACEBOOK. NOT HERE. CA

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my show in Tasmania  (view more)

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   Karl Hess's Blurbs
About me:
i'm hungry, you wanna hit house of pies? oh, and this one time, I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Karl Hess at Big News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi-JUXSOU6Q

filmed at iO West. 10/5/08.

Who I'd like to meet:
makers rocks. splash of soda.

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Karl Hess's Friends Comments
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The Ed Galvez Punk House

The Ed Galvez Punk House



Oct 25 2009 1:29 AM

Punk House, October 28th, 2009
The Ed Galvez Punk House

The Ed Galvez Punk House



Sep 7 2009 8:11 PM

Punk House, Sept. 9, 2009
COMEDIAN MARTIN RIZO

MArtIn RIZO



Jul 23 2009 10:18 PM

My new 80s party video enjoy pass it around
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Martin Rizo: 80's Party - Watch more funny videos here
Best Of Myspace Comedy

Best Myspace Comedy



May 13 2009 7:50 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend

Please Visit our site myspace.com/slotcartv to see all of the Slotcar Episodes.


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Matt(y) Balaker

Matt(y) Balaker



Apr 7 2009 5:37 AM

This photo doesn't do justice to Karl's seductive voice. So go to the show and hear it for yourself.

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Best Of Myspace Comedy

Best Myspace Comedy



Mar 18 2009 11:53 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our Blog of the Week.
myspace. com/SLOTCARTV


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will weldon

will weldon



Mar 17 2009 1:26 AM

I thought that show was on Mondays?
America’s Favorite Guy, Doug Driesel Jr.

America’s Favorite Guy, Doug Driesel Jr.



Feb 21 2009 2:33 AM

Hess!

Do me a favor and go here: http://www. rifftrax. com/iriffs-contest and vote for me (America's Favorite Guy). You can also buy some of them if you want, but make sure and at least vote for me.
Thanks!
John Vargas

John Vargas



Jan 28 2009 12:51 AM

FREE BOOZE!!!

Calavera 1.30.09a
The Ed Galvez Punk House

The Ed Galvez Punk House



Jan 17 2009 12:06 AM

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scot nery

Scot Nery



Jan 8 2009 7:32 PM

Yo dude. I think I've only seen you perform once. I hope we work together more soon. Things are going really great for me. I'm going to be the world's only famous juggler! Here's my next show...

show info Gaze at the whole calendar »
Comedy Coalition

Comedy Coalition



Dec 17 2008 9:53 PM

Thank you for doing our show last night!!!!
Matt Hanley Comedy

Matt Hanley Comedy



Dec 13 2008 3:04 AM

Broccoli!
The Ed Galvez Punk House

The Ed Galvez Punk House



Dec 7 2008 5:25 AM

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TOM FRANCK

TOM FRANCK



Dec 5 2008 11:16 PM

SILENT FANBOY COMEDIAN
Bowser's Castle

Bowser's Castle



Nov 25 2008 8:27 AM

Thanks for the name!
Comedy Extravaganza Bonanza!

Comedy Extravaganza Bonanza!



Nov 24 2008 1:35 AM

Thanks for coming out and rockin' the mic on the CEB stage. We like comedy and that means you! www. 805comedy. com
Bowser's Castle

Bowser's Castle



Nov 19 2008 2:46 AM

flier

With Special Guest Karl Hess!
Beejoli

Beejoli



Nov 15 2008 1:51 AM

karl hess, i was AT air conditioned the night that Obama won and alas, you were not there. i feel let down and used.
:(
Andrew Orvedahl

Andrew Orvedahl



Nov 14 2008 6:43 AM

I'm excited to see James Bond tomorrow in the afternoon while the kids are in school!
America’s Favorite Guy, Doug Driesel Jr.

America’s Favorite Guy, Doug Driesel Jr.



Nov 11 2008 10:59 PM

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Paul Danke

Paul Danke



Nov 11 2008 10:53 PM

Thanks for the spot son! Helluva show
jake dill

jake dill



Oct 31 2008 4:17 AM

halloween
SHARON NOH

SHARON NOH



Oct 14 2008 9:46 PM

unfortunately, i didn't waste as much time as I had hoped.. i pretty much used mccain's template and replaced the writing/logo. this better not be illegal. and just so you know, this goes against everything i believe in! lol jk
anyways, possible design for your shirt:
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SHARON NOH

SHARON NOH



Oct 14 2008 9:34 PM

(response to previous poster)
are u actually doing this? im tempted to submit a design.. anything to keep me away from homework. . .
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