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Karl & Bernie
I don't have the energy for this conversation.

Male
33 years old
New York, NY
United States



Last Login: 3/17/2009
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Websitefilmsonconsignment.com/karlnbernie/index.html
InfluencesOn these films: Woody Allen, David Mamet, Kevin Smith, Noah Baumbach, Judd Apatow, Larry David. In general: Martin Scorsese, Steven Soderbergh, Spike Lee, Paul Thomas Anderson, Quentin Tarantino, the Coen Brothers, Robert Rodriguez, Wes Anderson, Oliver Stone, Michael Mann, Francis Ford Coppola, Jim Jarmusch, etc, etc.
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Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio


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About me:
Karl & Bernie are at the center of a unique long-term filmmaking project-- a series of short films (eventually to be combined into a feature) entitled "The Adventures of Karl & Bernie". A collaboration between FILMS ON CONSIGNMENT, FIFTH COLUMN FILMS, and SPECIAL PRODUCTIONS, shot on the streets of New York City, these micro-budgeted, digital video short films feature Karl and Bernie, two regular guys who talk a lot but don’t do a helluva lot. Each of the Karl & Bernie shorts are shot in 1 to 2 days, with intimate casts and small crews (usually 2 to 3 people). The emphasis is on naturalistic acting and fast-paced, witty dialogue, combined with a Generation DIY aesthetic.This Myspace will feature not only the completed shorts, but also photos, blog entries, behind-the-scenes video, and more.
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Jul 10 2009 8:56 AM

Thanks for the ADD. Have fun with the FIRST OFFICIAL TRAILER of the Rose/Schnaas production we co-produced with LASER PARADISE in 2009, called UNRATED - The Movie and our latest Trailer of our UNDERGROUND Zombie Splatter Movie called GRAVEYARD OF THE LIVING DEAD. Please vote and quote!



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Jul 7 2009 6:59 PM

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Jul 6 2009 7:32 PM




Salut,

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Hi friends,

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Thanks for your support and have a good listening !

En concert le mercredi 8 juillet 2009  au Port d’ Amsterdam ,20 rue du croissant à 20H ;

métro  Bourse  ,Entrée libre .

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Jul 6 2009 6:17 PM

Hi Karl & Bernie

We hope you had a killer weekend!

Come by and tell us about it ;-)


 

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Jul 6 2009 4:56 AM


Have a wonderful week!

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Jul 4 2009 11:32 AM

Enjoy The Summer!



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Jul 3 2009 3:21 AM

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Jul 1 2009 10:43 AM

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Jun 30 2009 9:08 PM

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Jun 29 2009 6:49 PM

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Jun 25 2009 5:12 PM

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Jun 21 2009 10:47 PM


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Jun 21 2009 5:35 PM

Hey we got new songs up if your interested.tell us what u think ;)
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Jun 18 2009 2:44 PM

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Jun 16 2009 7:25 PM

Hi friend, hope you doing well. Have fun with our latest splatter Trailer of GRAVEYARD OF THE LIVING DEAD and NECRONOS - Tower of Doom. Thanks to be our friend!

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Jun 16 2009 2:48 AM

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Jun 14 2009 4:38 PM

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Jun 14 2009 6:38 AM


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Jun 11 2009 10:30 PM



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Jun 8 2009 4:34 PM


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Jun 6 2009 9:51 AM

Hi friend, hope you doing well. Have fun with our latest splatter Trailer of GRAVEYARD OF THE LIVING DEAD and NECRONOS - Toer of Doom. Thanks to be our friend!

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May 22 2009 8:09 PM

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May 21 2009 12:44 PM


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May 16 2009 4:37 PM

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