About me:
located 174A Second Avenue north, Downtown, Nashville.
Here in EDEN, will be displayed a rare and unique collection of rich abundance,from Jewelry and printed apparel to interior decor, and from the medieval to the decadant. For this, I must offer my sincerest gratitude to all of you, for your unending dedication and commitment, and for all of us who are Reison d'etre.
EDEN.....
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Who I'd like to meet: ether, and molly I miss them so......
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HelpCharity steht für BeHinderten, engagement, loyalität und protektion. Mit HelpCharity sollen Organisationen unterstützt werden, die sich um die Belange von behinderten Kindern in Deutschland und den USA kümmern. Würdest Du auch gerne helfen? Informationen wie Du helfen kannst, findest Du im Blog von HelpCharity.
If the wind blows just right I can smell the insence and think of you. And all we wanted was to watch sully eat his pizza.. Ah good times.. good times..
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.""And what about the third rose?", she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears. lol....
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, bu t Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.
'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired. '
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'lol...
Anyone who ever worked at any job should relate to this one...............All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen. "
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away. "
"I should be in charge," said the stomach ,"
Because I process food and give all of you energy. "
"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go. "
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes. "
"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal. "
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain
had a terrible headache, the
stomach was bloated, the
legs got wobbly, the
eyes got watery, and the
blood Was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work,,,
The asshole is usually in charge .....lol.......
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He20looks around the
room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is
also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son... what happened last
night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M. , drunk and out of your mind
You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused,
he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so
clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??
His son replies, 'Oh THAT...
Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants
off, you screamed,
'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239. 99
Hot Breakfast $4. 20
Two Aspirins $. 38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS
Maria had just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, she stayed at her mother's house, and was very nervous. Her mother reassured her: "Don't worry Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta." So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tonys a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tonys got a foot and a half!"Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta." lol....
The maid, Maria, wanted a pay raise. The lady of the house was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?" Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Lady of the house: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "The Master said so." Lady of the house: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Lady of the house: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I am?" Maria: "The Master did." Lady of the house: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Lady of the house (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well? "Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did." SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!lol..
A married man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably don't remember, but you were in a real bad pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, and you'll be able to walk again and everything, but..... something terrible happened. I'll try and break this to you as gently as I can.The fact is, your dick was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new dick that will work as well as your old one did. Matter of fact, better! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.'The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.' The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. 'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have,' says the man. 'And has she helped you in making the decision?''Yes, she has,' says the man.'And what is it?' asks the doctor.'We're getting new countertops.lol.....Have a Wonderful Valentines day Gorgeous!!!
Doris and Fred had decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their house.After a few days,a young,attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a nearby studio for a few weeks.There's just one problem,Because of my job,I have to take a bath every night,and I notice you don't have a tub.That's not a problem,replied Doris We have a tin bath out in the yard,and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water.What about you're husband? asked the model. Oh,he plays darts most weekdays,so he will be out in the evenings,replied Doris.Good,Now that's settled,I'll go to the studio and see you tonight.That evening,Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for the model.After stripping her clothes,the model stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair.The model noticed Doris's staring,so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself,especially when modeling swimwear or underclothes.Later when Fred returned,Doris related this oddity,and he did not believe her. It's true,I tell you!Look, if you don't believe me tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open,and you can peek in and see for yourself.The next night,Fred left as usual,and Doris prepared the bath for the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath,Doris stood behind her.Doris looked toward the curtains and pointed toward the model's naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and,wearing no panties,pointed to her own hairy mass.Later, Fred returned and they retired to bed.Well,do you believe me now?she asked Fred.Yes,he replied.I've never seen anything like it in my life,But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?Just to show you the difference,answered Doris,But I guess you've seen me millions of times.Yes,said Fred,I have,but the rest of the dart team hadn't.
HI terri, just stopped here to see what I could see and ended up peeing my pants laughing at the two great stories posted by "sophies bitch" I needed a good laugh. luv u peace thomas
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'Some old men can still think fast.
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulder s and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side,passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped,rolled over and started to watch the tv. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'He said, 'I found the remote'. lol...
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