Karmas Venom

About me:

The story of Karma's Venom begins with her political position -- Republican! She was born the fourth child of seven on a large farm in Indiana. Her family had livestock as well as farming, so she had chores to do every day. She got her first rifle when she was 13, and shot her first deer by the time she was fifteen. She was an active supporter of Nixon when she was in high school. Two weeks after she graduated, she buzzed her hair, enlisted in the Navy, and went off to become a cop (Military Police). She was wounded in Viet Nam, and required neural surgery. As she recovered, she discovered that her fingers would tingle if people were lying to her. Later as she investigated crimes, she would just "know" what had happened, which really boosted her career. She was part of the invasion of Granada, and she headed the task force to apprehend Manuel Noriega. She was also a consultant for the committee to impeach Bill Clinton. Karma now receives a full military pension, and has returned to Indiana where she has her own business as a private investigator. "But, what about her personal life?" you ask. "Did she have any famous lovers? Is she married? Does she have any children?" ... That's none of your business.