paranoia, synchronicity, demonic possession, alien communication via wave telepathy, portending dreams, summoning of eclectic Norse/Greek Gods, scalar theory, accessible multiple dimensions, telekinetic reversal of space/time, occasional prescience, pretty much insanity
Music
I've done some serious circuit rewiring in this department. Listen not to me, all ye who follow.
Movies
Dr. Strangelove, Magnolia, Love Actually, The Seventh Seal, Persona, The Revenge of the Pink Panther, Excalibur, Willow, Bad Santa, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Life of Brian, Love and Death, Igby Goes Down, Platoon, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Eyes Wide Shut
Television
Colbert Report, Lost, Family Guy
Books
Choose your Own Adventures are terrific... but I hate end up getting killed in five pages because I took the watch instead of the microchip.
All said and done, books are hopelessly archaic and good only for burning.
Heroes
Luke Skywalker, John Rambo, Captain Ahab, Madmartigan, Link, Optimus Prime, Nancy Grace, Nancy Reagan, Nancy Drew
Hey, this is Mike from Silver Cypher. I wanted to let you know that Silver Cypher won the Heavy Metal Shock contest! Thank you for your vote and your awesome support. We also just uploaded 3 brand new recordings for you to check out. Let us know what you think! Take care and thanks again - Mike
whats up? i found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. i dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me. you gotta try it!
eric--a fellow kenyon alum just forwarded me this news. it is both surreal yet not completely unsurprising, don't you think?? upper lewis will never be the same... http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/03/senate.aide.arrest.ap/index.html
Hey! This is Mike from Silver Cypher. You helped us make it through round 2 of the Heavy Metal Shock contest, and now round 3 has started. We hope to still have your vote: just click here and post a comment on this blog saying you support Silver Cypher. Thanks again! - Mike
Hey Eric! Thank you for voting for us in round 2 of the Heavy Metal Shock contest. Thanks to your vote, we made it to round 3 (which starts in a couple weeks). I really appreciate it - Jon
Although I am not taking full credit for the Robotrip story (I am sure that both of us would have encountered the cheap dissociative thrills of Dextromethorphan at some point in our lives without the aid of random internet messagers), I do feel that is important that I garner some sort of kudos whenver recreational use of the drug is mentioned.
Hey Eric. You are able to view them; just not one titled "List" (I've marked it as private until I finish it, so no one can read it). They're not that interesting anyway! I'm loving the dialog from your excursion with Ralph. Classic!
Hey Eric, I found the venue address info: Saturday Feb 17th @ 9:00 pm Legends - 110 Mount Vernon Ave 43050. Let me know if you need anything else from me! Thanks alot for your help. Send me some dates you will be free to come see a show, and I'll try to get something lined up! Take care - Jon
Eric, after hearing your interest in coming to one of our shows, I went ahead and set up a show in Mount Vernon for Saturday February 17th @ Legends! I hope you’re able to make it. I’m going to bring a friend from Cincinnati who really wants to meet you (I’ve informed him of your exploits) Take care - Jon
Ah yes, the sweet sweet times of Boy Scouts. How could I ever forget those times, and how could I ever forget Chad and Patricks matching pajamas? WOAH!