The worst celebrity stalker, ever ... apparently!'s Interests
General
Singing, dancing, photography, acting, science fiction (I'm a geek!), swimming (I only learnt how to last year, so I'm really chuffed that I can do 40 lengths all by myself!), going to the theatre, listening to music.
I'm a member of The Dover Pageant Society.
Music
Maroon 5,
Daniel Powter,
KT Tunstall,
Green Day,
Manic Street Preachers, The Maroondogs,
Elvis,
The Pogues,
Steely Dan, Simply Red, Otis Redding, Smokey Robinson,
Bob Marley, Bach, Mozart, Fauré, Gershwin, Burt Bacharach,
Shania Twain,
ELO, Dire Straits,
my guilty secret ... The Osmonds (when I was growing up!),
OK Go (so much fun),
Cocteau Twins (Treasure is one of my favourite albums, ever!), Beach Boys (with Good Vibrations being the best song ever written by anyone) ...
Movies
Hammer Horrors,
When Harry Met Sally (this film has one of the most romantic lines ever written: "I came here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."), Philadelphia Story, Pretty in Pink, Desperately Seeking Susan, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Animal House, The Haunting (original version), Goodbye Mr Chips (Robert Donat version), Gone With the Wind, A Star is Born (both Judy's and Babs'), The Railway Children, Close Encounters, Poltergeist, The World According to Garp, Fever Pitch, Donnie Darko, Muriel's Wedding, Drop Dead Gorgeous (I lived that film in the 80s!), Saturday Night Fever, Grease, Pulp Fiction, Love Actually, Brief Encounter, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Alien, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Village of the Damned, Taming of the Shrew (with Liz and Richard - I laughed til I cried), Omen, Exorsist, South Park - Bigger, Longer and Uncut ...
Television
Life on Mars
Farscape,
Futurama,
Huff,
Coupling,
South Park,
Doctor Who,
.."334" height="250">
Scrubs (check out the musical episode clip), Lost, BSG,
Babylon 5,
This Life, Young Ones, Blackadder 2,3 & 4, Frasier,
Father Ted,
Men Behaving Badly, Malcolm in the Middle, Buffy, Angel ...
Favourite 'Scrubs' quote: Turk - "I'm gonna take out your gall bladder so fast your spleen will say to your kidney 'What the hell happened to Frank?'"
Favourite Blackadder quote: Blackadder - "Better a lapdog to a slip of a girl than a ... git!"
Favourite B5 quote: Delenn - "Understanding is a three-edged sword: your truth, my truth, and the truth in between."
Favourite Farscape quote: D'Argo - "Fear only accompanies the possibility of death, calm shepherds its certainty."
Best Star Trek quote ever: Parneb - "One man's magic may be another man's science and third man's religion."
Books
To Kill a Mockingbird, Brave New World, 1984, Wilt, Pride and Prejudice, Euclid's Window, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Mayor of Casterbridge, The World According to Garp, Fever Pitch, Lord of the Rings, Good Omens, The Saga of the Exiles/Galactic Mileau cycle, Last Chance to See, Stark, every Discworld book ever written, anything by Oscar Wilde ...
Heroes
My late parents,
Mick and Elsie, because of all the work they did for charity.
My poor, long-suffering hubby, Andy.
My son Ben,
who overcame serious illness during the first two years of his life to become the great lad he is today.
The worst celebrity stalker, ever ... apparently!'s Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Dover
Body type:
5' 4" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
Native American
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
Post grad
Occupation:
The PC term is Homemaker
The worst celebrity stalker, ever ... apparently!'s Schools
South Kent College
Folkestone, HC
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Business, Secretarial and Financial Studies
Minor: Typing and WP
1992 to 1993
The University of Kent
Canterbury, HC
Graduated: 1985
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Statistics
Minor: Philosophy
Clubs: Mathsoc; Staff-Student Liaison Committee
Current Courses:
South Kent College
Folkestone, HC
Graduated: 1981
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: A'Levels
Clubs: Bridge Club
1980 to 1981
The Folkestone School for Girls
Folkestone, HC
Graduated: 1980
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: A'Levels
Minor: O'Levels
Clubs: Drama Club; Senior Choir; Conservation Club
1973 to 1980
The worst celebrity stalker, ever ... apparently! in your extended network Posted at 8:31 AM Jul 14, 2007 view more
The worst celebrity stalker, ever ... apparently!'s Latest Blog Entry
[Subscribe to this Blog]
The worst celebrity stalker, ever ... apparently!'s Blurbs
About me:
Born in Folkestone. Lived in Canterbury, Whitstable (next door to Peter Cushing!), London, Dagenham (the 'posh' bit, Becontree), Barnstaple (a place called Ashford!) and finally Dover.
I married Andy, who was a journalist and came to interview me for a story in the local paper. The poor sod has now turned 'gamekeeper' as he works as PR Manager at DDC. We have a son called Ben, who is our absolute pride and joy, (and who, much to his embarrasment, is a member of Blackfish with me. His friends think I'm okay ... he doesn't. Must be something to do with him being 13.)
Rest in peace, Scampers - love you and miss you loads my darling doggie.
I went to St Mary's Primary in Folkestone, while it was still in Dover Road, and The Folkestone Technical High School for Girls,
which merged with the Girls Grammar next door to it after I left, and now I find out they are selling off our old buildings and land, which is a crime, as they were the best thing about the school. SAVE ST STEPHENS!! I then went to the South Kent College of Technology in Ashford
for a year to take some more A'levels (mostly maths ones).
I took a degree in Mathematics, Statistics and Philosophy at UKC,
because my parents insisted I take a 'sensible' degree. From then on my employment record as been a search for what I really wanted to do in life - a teacher, a secretary, a clerk in the Army, a nursery assistant, a trainee accountant, a shop assistant ... With stops in between to take courses at the local colleges.
My hobbies are the things I would really love to do as a career - but since I am now in my mid-40s and acting and photojournalism are careers best launched in your early 20s, photography and drama will have to stay as hobbies.
I'm an okay photographer (some of my pictures have won prizes and been published) and an enthusiastic (if untalented) actress.
Oh, yes, I was a carnival Queen during the 80s. Which largely involved me making a fool out of myself on a weekly basis on a carnival float all over Kent - get me drunk enough and I will tell you the story about Dover carnival, the torrential downpour and the white bathing costume!
I hate: Car adverts; hair and make-up adverts (does anyone really believe the impossible claims these make?!); reality TV programmes; seagulls (especially those that squawk down my chimney at 4am); pigeons; bad/speedy/inconsiderate motorists; queue-jumpers; smokey pubs; cabbage and brussel sprouts; ironing; people who ask me WHY I am a vegetarian (I don't ask them why they eat meat); control freaks; people with NO SENSE OF HUMOUR.
I love: All my friends and family (except my sister's ex); mangoes, pineapples, and nectarines; hot soapy baths (which is the only place to eat mangoes, pineapples and nectarines as they are soooo juicy); Starbucks white chocolate mochas and banana caramel frappucinos; learning new things.
Just for a laugh - see if I can at least make it into the top ten Missusses! (Is that how you spell it?)
Who I'd like to meet: Okay, here goes:
Musicians - Daniel Powter and Adam from Maroon 5 (preferabley naked and in my bed); KT Tunstall (thank you for the music, girl!); Marti Pellow (the sexiest smile in music)
Actors - David Tennant (Oh Doctor - cure me); John Simm; Colin Firth (wearing a wet shirt, please); John Cusack; Sir Ian McKellan; Sir Anthony Hopkins; Liam Neeson (Met him! Met him! Oh my, but he's sexy!); Bill Nighy; Alan Rickman; Hank Azaria (Huff is the stuff!); Ben Browder and Claudia Black (Farscape is farout!); Carrie Fisher; Zach Braff
Politicians - None now, as they're all bastards!!
Others - Matt Stone and Trey Parker (so I can thank them for South Park); Matt Groening (ditto Futurama).
If I had a time machine - Lord Byron (mad, bad and dangerous to know, yeah, bring it on!); Elivis Presley before her went onto the army; Albert Einstein (cos I need to discuss a few 'wrinkles' in his Theory of Relativity); William Beveridge (socialist hero and architect of the Welfare State - he must be pissed off by its near-destruction by the Tories in the 80s and with New Labour trying to finish the job today!)
This video was deleted.
The worst celebrity stalker, ever ... apparently!'s Friend Space (Top 37)
The worst celebrity stalker, ever ... apparently! has 41 friends.
Have you seen wayne Karol?.... I would seriously reccommend against seduction. It is absolutely ridiculous that we have not been paid yet. Luckily, I don't 'need' it yet and as far as I am concerned... the longer I am made to wait, the longer I have the money, because, as soon as I get it, I know I will spend it. Panto sounds fun... how did you get involved with that and what part are you playing? I love the leas cliff hall... it is beautiful. Hope you are well. x
well, term officially starts on monday so ask me this time next week and i should know by then. as far as being back in canterbury is concerned, to be honest, it is weird. trying to settle into new house and live with three people is an adjustment. how is life with karol with a k? x
I cannot post on my facebook account casue the computers here are crappy, but could you please post on my wall to thank everyone for me for their birthday wishes, and to let them know that Rob and I are engaged like real adult people! AW get that, me in a real relationship lol!
He missy! Help! Getting the old nose done on Thurs...did yours hurt? Honestly...i recko im gunna have t o have it done differently to what yu did!hellllps"
Hi ya! I read your bulletin but wasn't sure what you meant for me to do cos I am so blonde!!! Someone hacked into my account a week or so ago and posted that stupid message, it wasn't me! So you can delete it, and I do apologise. Lots of love x x x
lol well my mum always tells me 3 boys r better than 1 girl with pmt. lol
heard what happened at dover, couldnt believe it. about time 2 certain ppl got put on there arses me thinks. lol
