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Kate
Stand-Up / Improv / Urban
Kate Well then how am I supposed to use "literally"?

Female
27 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/7/2009
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   Kate's Comedian Bio
Bio-logy -hazard -nic -graphy That's all I could think of right now.
Websitevideo.yahoo.com/watch/2980608/8542390
InfluencesPlease see "Who I'd Like to Meet". Then subtract Britney Spears.
Members
TV ShowsThis is a clip from the MadTV sketch that I was in. You will see me briefly as the nurse and then again in a hazmat suit. Keep in mind... "brevity is the soul of all wit". (so there!)
FilmsGame (Dirs. Neveldine/Taylor), Pathology (Dir. Marc Schoelermann), Henry Poole is Here (Dir. Mark Pellington), Midnight Meat Train (Dir. Ryuhei Kitamura), Counting the Days (Dir. James Notari), Feast of Love (Dir. Robert Benton, ), The Dead Girl (Dir. Karen Moncrieff)
Albums In less than a year, I predict Michael Cera will be named funniest man alive. And when I say "man", I mean "18 year old who I would gladly pretend is a man so as to be able to take pleasure in the wiles of his youth". You know- "man". [Please note, I wrote this about a year before Superbad came out. A little prophetic? I sense so.]

    Kate's Interests
GeneralGuitar Heroes, Runningjumpingdancing, Guitar Heroes, Netflix, Guitar Heroes II
MusicDeath Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service (bet you saw that one coming), and despite it's blatant message that women are all bitches, I quite enjoy most hip hop and rap.
MoviesRudy, The Goonies, Little Miss Sunshine, any TV show on DVD because THOSE are the best movies
TelevisionPlease see "movies".
BooksLive From New York, I Killed, The Importance of Being a Wallflower, Memories of Running, and the manual for a Slurpee maker because AWESOME... that means I own a Slurpee maker
HeroesI hear it's a very good show. I haven't dabbled myself because I refuse to support cheerleading.

     Kate's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Downers Grove
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Assistant

   Kate's Schools
Northwestern University
Evanston,Illinois
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre
Clubs: Mee-Ow, Griffin's Tale, Titanic Players
 

2000 to 2004


Kate's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 5 Total Plays: 1653 Plays Today: 0
From a Different Neighborhood
From a Different Neighborhood rating
New Stand-up, Post-American-Economic-Meltdown
New Stand-up, Post-American-Economic-Meltdown rating
Hollywood Improv
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Comedy Store-  My first stand up set EVER.
Comedy Store- My first stand up set EVER. rating
Set at The Improv
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   Upcoming Gigs
Sep 17 2009 9:30P
Room 5 Los Angeles CA

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About me:
A) In 2004 I graduated from Northwestern University with a degree in Theatre and a lifetime of "owing my parents crazy-style". B) I am a graduate of the Second City Conservatory in Chicago. But then again, so are a lot of schmoes. C) I moved to LA January 3, 2006. Beginning January 4, I started wishing I hadn't. D) For my entire sixth grade year, I wore at least one piece of Notre Dame clothing, jewelry or hair accessory every day to school because I was going to be the first female football player to go to Notre Dame. Of all the things I have failed to accomplish in my life, this one still upsets me the most. Second? Marrying Rudy. E) I have the entire script of "The Goonies" memorized and I'm still unclear as to whether or not there ever was a red octopus. F) I heard a rumor you were going to hire me.
Who I'd like to meet:
Lucille Balle (impossible) Gilda Radner (impossible) Eddie Izzard (Can any of you make this possible?) and Britney Spears (this is possibly impossible, but I just want to get close enough to punch her in the ute).

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Kate's Friends Comments
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Wakan Tanka

Wakan Tanka



Sep 30 2009 2:37 AM

Let Roland know that at my new job we CAN shred babies!! Still no ties, or, hands but, BABIES ARE OKAY!!! you know, just in case ...
Wakan Tanka

Wakan Tanka



Sep 24 2009 3:14 AM

John and Mary had Never Met

like A and Z on those opposite ends 

like Me and Money and the Government 

Hey, wait - you do comedy?

THAT IS SO FUNNY!!

and, will I REALLY get to see the Red Santino drive a tractor shirtless or, is that just to rope us in? 

You had me at the pink flower. 
Alex Hirsch Music

Alex Hirsch Music
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Jul 10 2009 8:37 PM

Hey Kate!
Come check out the new video people are talking about. A video about one of life’s most basic struggles, namely the struggle to communicate with, understand and relate to one another. The song is called “Your Vision” and if you like what you see and/or hear, please consider telling someone else who you think will like it also. Or at least leave a genuine, heartfelt comment.
Here it is now!
Patricia Villetto

Patricia Villetto



Feb 16 2009 12:01 AM

Come on kids Just two clicks once a day and you could get me an audition for "The Big Gay Sketch Show" It's easier then taking your birth control and a lot more fun.
If you could just cut and paste the link or try Clicking


http:/BigGayCasting. com/people/villetto

I will do anything! ANYTHING for your VOTE!

Please CLICK HERE and Vote for me to be on The Big Gay Comedy Show!
(God will be happy with you!)


JustinKellyMcClure.com

JustinKellyMcClure.com



Jan 11 2009 9:30 PM

hey!Jan 15th I'm headlining the IMPROV and recording a cd/dvd, PLEASE come support this show:) Means a lot to have my friends there as I hope to sell it out.



Click on the pic below to take you to the IMPROV calendar:
Jan 15th!
OTHERWISE PLEASE CLICK THE FACEBOOK IMAGE BELOW TO JOIN MY FACEBOOK COMEDY PAGE

FaceBook Page
Hit me back if you have ANY questions - I hope to see you! I understand you may not be able to come ALL THE way to San Jose, but at least join my FaceBook:)
ERICK BANDEIRA

erick bandeira



Dec 21 2008 3:19 PM

HII KATE .. I WISH YOU A ..

Merry Christmas Pictures, Images and Photos

WITH MUCH LIGHT, HEALTH AND PEACE!

XOXO
Rachey

Rachey



Sep 10 2008 8:37 PM

KATIE MULLIGAN! you are my favorite pseudo almost chamow ever! who knew you were such a good au'paire? bailey knows, now i do. status of show in san diego? who do i have to fuck to get you a gig at the comedy store? because i will. i love you that much.
:)
Marielle

Marielle



Sep 8 2008 3:58 AM

hey mulligan! wtf! where are u these days? whats up w/ mr murphy? when are you gonna teach some of those literal dance moves u do so well? when can i show u how well i harmonize? miss u!!!!
CSK

Chris Kneifel



Aug 27 2008 6:41 PM


MySpace Comments - Flowers and Roses
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Kate,
Wishing you a fine day!
Cheers,
CSK
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Aug 16 2008 10:18 PM

Lesbian Virgin

Click Here and tell us what you think about this final episode or tell us what you want to see on season 2 of Imaginary Bitches.

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CSK

Chris Kneifel



Aug 10 2008 9:46 PM


MySpace Comments - Water Reflections
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Patricia Villetto

Patricia Villetto



Jul 26 2008 7:09 PM

DOES IT REALLY TASTE LIKE SALTY PENNIES !!!

Please Click Here and tell us if you think it really does taste like Salty Pennies.

You can also email us to have Patrica perform in your next show or at your next party.

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ERICK BANDEIRA

erick bandeira



Jul 21 2008 7:19 PM

Hii Kate.. thanks for the add!! nice your pics!

xoxo
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Jul 20 2008 2:02 AM

MY PRIEST DID PORN !!!

Please Click Here and tell me what you think about Priest who do PORN!

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Courtney!

Courtney!



Jun 18 2008 6:36 AM

Hey! Just stopping by wondering how life treating you? Hope all is well. Comment back.
Andrew Santino

Andrew Santino



May 29 2008 4:03 PM

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Brendan T Gleason

Brendan T Gleason



May 29 2008 5:17 AM

when do we get to pretend we're friends again?
Marielle

Marielle



May 26 2008 1:22 AM

My Space or Yours? www.myspaceoryours.net

i saw this and naturally thought of you.... how goes it pretty gurl?
David

David



May 13 2008 9:40 PM

Kate, so happy to welcome you to my friends...I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I remember the Cos when he was "Chet Kincaid"!! d
Brendan T Gleason

Brendan T Gleason



Apr 16 2008 5:00 PM

One Week KM...one week!
nAnCY*taYLoR

nAnCY*taYLoR



Apr 11 2008 12:16 AM

You have to admit, Johnson is MUCH funnier.
nAnCY*taYLoR

nAnCY*taYLoR



Mar 31 2008 6:44 AM

Johnson! that's it. Kate Johnson.
Brendan T Gleason

Brendan T Gleason



Mar 28 2008 6:18 PM

hahaha...definitely a pigtail pull. i like the way you worded that.
Brendan T Gleason

Brendan T Gleason



Mar 28 2008 5:54 PM

your breath smells like rotton lunchables.
Marielle

Marielle



Mar 28 2008 3:10 AM

so whats the scoop? c'mon dont be coy. i'm dying to know.
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