(Advenchure #14) I FOWND SANTA! Da Norf Pole waz a lot clozer than i thawt... AND since i dunt sleep no moor now that i drinkz "Big Gulpz", i gotz theer REEL kwik. But da main thing iz...I got to meet da BIG DOOD. He iz nice...AND He luffz Big Gulpz tew! Oh, u kno what? Da Norf Pole iz cover'd in sand! Yup...SAND! And i haz seen LIZARDZ... so i haff ta watch owt. Also..It'z reelly HAWT heer....like, AFRICA hawt. It'z SO hawt that we had tew drink a LOT of Big Gulpz juz tew stay kewl.
Wait a minutt...WAIT A MINUTT!!! *lookz arownd* Warez all da snow?...da ice? Oh no...........OH NO!!! Da Norf Pole haz GOBULL WARMIN!!!! *Fallz tew da grownd, waven fist tew da sky* U DID IT!... U WENT AN' WARM'D IT UP!!... DANG U...DANG U ALL TEW HECK,... U DANG DIRTY LIZARDZ!!!
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Hugs & Love, Pink Diva
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