Neil Diamond is a HPOA! Ummmmm YACK! His hair scares me.
Movies
Movies make me dizzy. I prefer telling stories with light brights and etch-a-sketches. Is that wrong?
Television
Television is the devils work. I have one but don't watch it. I like to sit infront of it when its off and look at my reflection. DAMN I'm gorgeous! I've had some REALLY interesting conversations with it. I do the same thing with my computer but it talks back to me. Do you find that strange?
Books
I don't read books because I don't believe in the murdering of trees. I'd rather just make something pretty in my "Widdling Class".