think before you act? but isn't thought an act's Interests
Music
i love all music i favor evanescence, ......
Television
charmed, house, the unit, and one tree hill
Books
go ask alice, speak,house of sqirpian,screams from the shadow, revenge of the shadow king.
Heroes
my mom is my hero because she has always loved me and has been thier for me, my other hero is my dad he has put up with me for a very long time and is serving our country and i couldnt be more proud of him
think before you act? but isn't thought an act's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Dating, Friends
Body type:
5' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
Children:
Someday
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About me: Hmm...How to begin? I am freshly 17..yea sounds yung but feels like im older than i am. ive become little bit of a loner working..takign stupid summer classes that realy didnt do anything for me..and i deal with idiots..sometimes im the idiot...(most of the time) I love music it helps me vent when i have no one to talk to. I also love to go on walks at night and jsut watch everything change shape..there is a storyign in every casting shadow! I'll be starting my JUNIOR...(woot woot..if i realy cared)My hope is to be happy and take steps in a better derection!
just thought i would say hello since i havent seen you in awhile... well... hello katie ... lol.. anyways stay outta trouble ...yeah right.. thats a joke.. but seriously we love ya and take care
haha yea heather.. if you bit her your teeth might start looking like hers popping outta your face hehe then id have to call you an anirexic beaver like i do that cunt hehe haha i wuv u like chinese ppl love rice!!....and puppiez!
this is so funny hahaha i cried i was laughing so hard hahahhahaha
Why couples don't have sex.........Funny!!
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!!
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused..........
Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't come with energy 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4
