A guy is sunbathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper. The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. Asks, "Do you remember what happened?" The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." The policeman says "I asked her what happened? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spit at me! ...so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"
""""If u love me (as a friend) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. tonite ur true love will realize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning. tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain. you will have bad luck for 1 year, if you don't pass this on to 15 people. if u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about you..."
If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-2 ~ you're an okay friend ♥ 3-5 ~ you're a good friend ♥ 6-8 ~ you're a great friend""""
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