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max kauffman
max kauffman objective two- maintain mystique.

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28 years old
Denver, Colorado
United States



Last Login: 11/21/2009
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    witty banterism's Interests
GeneralI like drawing, music, the paint, plank-pushing, nice ladies, ink, clay, an occasional bevy, foods, analog, and of course banter. These-CIMG3180
and these-clay tiles
MusicA Tribe Called Quest, Beatles, Beck, Ben Folds, Blackalicious, David Bowie, De La Soul, Z-trip, Dr. Octagon, Frank Sinatra, Fugazi, Galactic, Gangstarr, Hieroglyphics, Jets to Brazil, Jimmy Cliff, Johhny Cash, J5(rip), Mos Def, Nirvana, NOFX, Outkast, Phish, Primus, The Roots, Smashing Pumpkins, Souls of Mischief, Talking Heads, Tenacious D, Umphrey's, Ween, Wu Tang Clan, Yonder Mountain, East Race(RIP), The Clash, Digable Planets, Huey Lewis & the News, Maiden, Murs, Queen, Rush, just about any artist who can prove themselves beyond their genre
MoviesBig Lebowski, Mallrats trilogy, Rushmore trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Garden State, Ghostbusters soon to be trilogy, Goodfellas, I heart Huckabees, Wet Hot American Summer, probably others
TelevisionArrested Development(RIP),Simpsons pre-crapshoot writing, Adult Swim(RIP Home Movies), Entourage, Weeds, 30 Rock, Mad Men. Always, always Sunny. Tv blows. Mostly.
BooksAny Douglas Adams, Any Hunter S. Thompson, Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Devil in the White City, Still Life with Woodpecker, some SciFi mags are always easier- HI FRUCTOSE, Nat'l Geographic, Newsweek, Skate Mag, Beautiful/Decay, Thrash Monthly, pulps, rags, Ceramics Monthly, WIRED, Color Mag, Slap
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Groups: ::art=healing::Nick's Schmidt's DroorsThe Fantasy Artwork of William Max Miller!Van Douche is for BitchesMIX Tape,T-shirt, Art SWAP!Midwest Drink and DrawCharlie Orban Fan ClubRock,Paper, Scissors..... SLAP!!

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     witty banterism's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:South Bend aka SBC aka Dump City
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate

   witty banterism's Schools
Indiana University-Bloomington
Bloomington, INDIANA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Guest student, what
 

2004 to 2005
Arizona State University-Main Campus
Tempe, ARIZONA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Ceramics/Fine Arts/Anthropology
 

2000 to 2004
James Whitcomb Riley High Sch
South Bend, INDIANA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Ski Club brah!
 

1996 to 2000

   witty banterism's Networking
Music - Marketing - Art Design
Art whereever its needed, I will design posters, logos, clothing, covers, etc. Illustration, drawing all that jive. kauffmanartistry.4t.com
Publishing - Art - Illustrator

Television - Art - Sculpture
...go to school for ceramics, you learn a little about sculpting



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About me:
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
^ acredited to one Mister Twain.
Fill this with soda, no ice.
^ acredited to one Mister Lee. I hail from a place called the middle. I grew up trying to exorcise all things silly or serious as they meandered and mingled in my imagination by engaging in unprotected doodling. Originally from Chicago, I was sculpted by South Bend, IN. Pictures and more information available at kauffmanartistry.com

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Who I'd like to meet:
El Chubacabre, a woman that loves hiphop and the beatles, the ghost of the good doctor, Cutman, a metroid and a chozo that are buds, a gnar shark, Jeff Soto, and finally the Dude. See Heroes for more info.

UPCOMINGS(and currents)
currently part of a group show in Seattle at Halogen Gallery





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Oct 09 self curated group show Oh No Doom!, Chicago

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J[MINI-YETI]

john menietti



Oct 17 2009 2:00 AM

http://mini-yeti.deviantart.com/art/trees-139288659
http://mini-yeti.deviantart.com/art/Sun-gOD-139286292
http://mini-yeti.deviantart.com/art/Deep-Incredible-Thoughts-139286413
http://mini-yeti.deviantart.com/art/ruth-132096458

just a few things ive made recently, nothing huge all just sketches
J[MINI-YETI]

john menietti



Oct 12 2009 5:37 PM

apparently its your birthday today. SO happy birthday, its been a while since we have chatted about art also, i would like to show you recent  works of mine if time ever permits.
Will

Will Baumgartner



Oct 12 2009 5:37 PM

max, happy early birthday, and i'm bummed i couldn't make it to "ramshackle deluxe" tonight--my car has gone all ramshackle on me-- will
Mike Gallegos

Mike Gallegos



Oct 8 2009 4:19 PM

What up mang... wish I could make it out to your show. I have one that Saturday at Newspeak... and I'm cramming like a mofo
The White Rabbit

Justina Radzeviciute



Sep 30 2009 10:53 AM

Oh and as for how the arts are going.... Herron is one hard school. I love my 3d class and drawing, but 2d class makes me want to shoot myself. I hardly have time to go out and have fun with the homewrok, cept for the weekends. But I'm hanging in there, it'll be worth it. :)
The White Rabbit

Justina Radzeviciute



Sep 30 2009 10:53 AM

Oooh! Nice work.
Yeah, Kris Lewis is amazing. Hard working immigrant from poland makes a damn good artist. I'm jealous that you got to see him in person.
www.itskindadark.com

www.itskindadark.com



Sep 29 2009 7:44 PM

I am always down for mischief & drawing. When in December? I will be on my honeymoon from the 4th - 11th in Brekinridge, CO.
Zachary A. Bell

Zachary A. Bell



Sep 27 2009 7:52 PM

they are good.

i can look out my back door and see cows.
Mike

Mike



Sep 15 2009 4:41 AM

Yo! What's up senior?
Tim Maclean

Tim Maclean



Sep 11 2009 3:21 AM

Hey Max, thanks very much for the add.
You rule too dude!
Best,
Tim

AYU440B
star hustler

star hustler



Aug 24 2009 6:17 PM

Breon Warwick

Breon Warwick



Jul 17 2009 2:36 AM

This is the show South Bend and Club Fever have been waiting for. Your boy Breon is opening up for hip hop legends ONYX on Aug 6th @ 8pm!! This is my first chance at rockin Club Fever so I need all my people there. Presale tix are only $12 for 5 of the areas hottest hip hop groups, Dj Strictnine, and Onyx!
The White Rabbit

Justina Radzeviciute



Jul 16 2009 5:44 PM

I finlly loaded up my artwork, if you still want to check it out.
Charmagne

Charmagne Coe



Jun 28 2009 7:33 AM

You are very welcome! I can't wait to pass your name along to some more folks. Take care. ~Charmagne
Shooter MaGavin

Shooter MaGavin



Jun 4 2009 1:24 PM

Hey thanks for the art. I have just been having people pay me in art so I can decorate my apartment. haha
Lauren Moyer

Lauren Moyer



May 14 2009 9:38 PM

Hey thanks! No it isn't gouache, It's acrylic, pastel, oil and marker, on paper. Yeah I was experimenting, using the same methods I usually use now just thinner and on paper.

But thanks, what's up?
matt

matt paskell



Jun 2 2009 12:02 AM


Zack

Zack



May 28 2009 4:58 PM

you too buddy, I wish we would have come out there earlier. I didnt know you were in town till last minute.
matt

matt paskell



May 26 2009 11:45 PM

Crazy Cat Lady

Crazy Cat Lady



May 19 2009 1:42 AM

for sure man!  It was really good to see you!   cherio
Stupac

Stuart Kocher



May 15 2009 6:12 AM

Tight!
::.Love ♥ Life.::

::.Love ♥ Life.::



May 14 2009 2:23 PM

Hey!! Yes...I defiantly would like to see you out tonight. I work at Buffalo Wild Wings right next to McCormicks until sometime between 10-12. So if you want to stop in tonight and get a beer or something you should. If not I will just catch up with you later on in the night. Call me and let me know what's up though, 574-250-3805....See Ya!
syreeta

syreeta



May 12 2009 3:54 PM

No :( I was planning on it but my parents are going to be in Mexico that week so I'm gonna meet them there. Bassnectar's going to be in my backyard! So sad...
Mike Gallegos

Mike Gallegos



May 11 2009 3:00 AM

thanks Max...
I love your new works
tink

tink



May 9 2009 1:36 AM

Photobucket

Love Tink & Wife
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