Keith
Keith I'M FOOKIN GREAT

Female
23 years old
Sheffield/Falmouth
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/11/2008
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    Keith's Interests
Generalmy cunt, partying, writing stories and letters on my typewriter, throwing up in a gutter, knitting, Black Russians, SCRABBLE, winning at scrabble, crocodiles, fighting Abi, making quizzes, cock, fancy dress, playing with my friends, infections in yer flange, sims 2, playing tamagotchi on my gameboy, megadrive, ^^The Swaz ^^ Going on adventures ^^ Doing fancy dress and getting shitfaced. Yeah butterflies are crap and everyone does it... but do they use vaseline and eyeshadow as face paint? DO THEY? ^^ Dancing
MusicAdd N to X, Arcade Fire, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Ben folds Five, Boom Bip, Casette Boy, Chemical Brothers, Dirty Dancing soundtrack, Elefant, Erasure, Gary Numan, Grandaddy, Hrvatski, Interpol, Ladytron, Le Tigre, Manitoba, Massive Attack, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Moby, Mouse on Mars, Mr Scruff, Ove Naxx, Peaches, Pulp, Snowpatrol, Squarepusher, The Bloodhound Gang, The Futureheads, The Kooks, The Prodigy, The Sex Pistols, The Shins, The Undertones, The Walkmen, Venetian Snares, Weezer,
MoviesThe idiots, Trainspotting, Lilja 4 ever, Spirited away, Freddy got fingered, Rekjavich 101, Dirty dancing (this is an obsession rather than any kind of likage), The best of youth, Princesa, Somersault, The Grinch,TOO MANY TO MENTION
TelevisionNighty Night, League of gentlemen, Hollyoaks, Spongebob, Big Brother, America's/Britain's/Australia's next top model, Lost, Wildlife documentaries, Most other documentaries, Frasier, Will & Grace, pokemon, Quizmania (you me and the game baby), Dexter's lab
BooksCUNT by the lovely miss muscio, if you havn't read this you'd better hurry up and borrow it or I'll kick you in the face, especially if you're a girl.
Heroesme mam, she popped me out dint she. ^^ Me dad

     Keith's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Hometown:SHEFFIELD
Body type:More to love!
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:In college
Occupation:Art Bastard

   Keith's Schools
University College Falmouth
Falmouth, SW
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Fine art
Minor: bumming
 

2005 to Present
Chesterfield College
Chesterfield, NW
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Major: foundation art & design
Minor: sucking cock
 

2004 to 2005
Tapton School
Sheffield, NW
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Major: A levels
Minor: fisting
 

2002 to 2004
Yewlands School Technology College
Sheffield, NW
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Major: GCSEs
Minor: wanking
 

1997 to 2002



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   Keith's Blurbs
About me:

I am this amazin lass from Sheffield who now lives in Falmouth (in Corn land) and everyone gets pissed off at me because I'm a clingy piece of shit who won't geeyor getting rayt drunk and shoving my tongue in all manner of places. I am a bit full on and all my mates actually hate me. You say "loser", I say "potato".

Really everyone loves me though.

Who I'd like to meet:
Obviously rayt good people who are not dickfaces. If you send me a message/add me because you've stumbled across my amazin profile but don't know me in THE REAL LIFE and I insult you or threaten to bum you don't get t'mardies on. The insults get harsher the more I love ya, ask me mam.



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Keith has 78 friends.
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 Mummy n' Daddy had jungle fever and created ME 


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 lottie 


 Jodi 





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Jun 4 2008 10:58 AM

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Apr 8 2008 2:34 PM

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Mar 3 2008 8:12 PM

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Feb 19 2008 9:01 PM

Wow this place is giving away 1,500 tones for the next two days, snag one quick....

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Nov 2 2007 3:53 PM

Mega Rave!
Sasha

Sasha



Sep 27 2007 9:59 AM

Hiya mate!!!

Some fookin' loser has hacked my account and gone round posting those stupid macys adverts on all of my friends pages... so sorry about that piece of shit!!!

LOVE,
me
Mummy n' Daddy had jungle fever and created ME

Mummy n' Daddy had jungle fever and created ME



Sep 22 2007 8:30 PM

Kay i need ur faltown address i have a lil suming suming for u...okies!!
miss ur face.......and sex
xxxxxx
Mummy n' Daddy had jungle fever and created ME

Mummy n' Daddy had jungle fever and created ME



Aug 25 2007 11:29 PM

Keith u sexy muva fuker
xxxxxxxx
SCOTTIMO

SCOTTIMO



Aug 15 2007 9:58 AM

sounds like u have had a reyt good time, have u married a rich bloke? i'm im falmouth generally all summer, goin to plymouth with faylord today and tomorrow but will be back for fun at B&Q on the weekend! han han the china man is back too, we should all go for an ice cream next week i think.
SCOTTIMO

SCOTTIMO



Aug 10 2007 3:55 PM

bonjour monsieur keith, having une bon summer? just been to turkey with mumsie. was fookin ot loov! 47 celcius and 38 in the shade!

wen are thee back in falistine?
Miss Johnson

Miss Johnson



Aug 10 2007 11:19 AM

Happy Friday to you!
Hope you and Andy are having some lovely weekend adventures together, paddling in the sea and eating pasties and what not :)
I've bought some henna and have a henna tatto on my foot now, which makes me feel summery x
Miss Johnson

Miss Johnson



Aug 8 2007 9:51 AM

Hey sexy lady, are you looking forward to the weekend ;)
Hehe sunshine and shagging!
I've got prickly heat NOOOOOOOO so have to keep it covered cos its ALL RED AND ITCHES LIKE HELL. Boo.
Abi

Abi



Aug 5 2007 4:43 AM

whuts up thug life back on wednesday do not fear yeeee...ere yes beach festivities allas....in LA at the mo...you know how we roll... mwah mwah xxx
Mummy n' Daddy had jungle fever and created ME

Mummy n' Daddy had jungle fever and created ME



Jul 3 2007 11:56 PM

hahahah oh kay, how i love theeee!!!
soz iv sent ya a message on facebook..explaining my self
hope ur gwd fuker..i miss u loads!!
will give u a ring this weekend for sure
love love
soph
xxxxxxxxx
Miss Johnson

Miss Johnson



Jul 3 2007 3:10 PM

52 morning tea biscuits. Bye for now x
Miss Johnson

Miss Johnson



Jul 3 2007 3:10 PM

Oh i have to go, I'm using Sophie's lap top and the battery's about to die :( I'll go online tomorrow wen I'm in the library xxx
Miss Johnson

Miss Johnson



Jul 3 2007 3:06 PM

Well i spent last week mostly at work, did 6 days in a row! Off now til I transfer back to home. Going back to Derbyshire at the weekend.
Today I have been making a little video to find out the answer to the question "How many biscuits does it take to drink a cup of coffee?"
Are you still in sunny Fal, have you got your new housemates yet?
Miss Johnson

Miss Johnson



Jul 3 2007 2:57 PM

Ha like whatever, I've always been a lover of the humble cup of tea! Have just discovered peppermint tea yum yum, I think i might prefer it to normal tea gasp!
Good good, glad you shall be back in the land of mobiles soon, how have we got to the stage where we can't live without them!?
Miss Johnson

Miss Johnson



Jul 3 2007 2:48 PM

Hello my dear, hows it going? I've been umming and arring about buying a "I heart Tea" bag
*Kayleigh*

*Kayleigh*



Jun 19 2007 3:44 PM

ok maybe il give him a call.thanx!!
Jodi

Jodi Saynor



Jun 17 2007 11:19 AM

Hey sexy!!! How was the b-day bash?? Im totally sorry that I couldnt come, ive punished my self to make up for it!! Love ya xx
*Kayleigh*

*Kayleigh*



Jun 14 2007 12:59 PM

hey hun, u have a gd bday?
am hopin to move my stuff in on thurs28th/fri29th. u think thatl b ok? xxx
Mummy n' Daddy had jungle fever and created ME

Mummy n' Daddy had jungle fever and created ME



Jun 7 2007 1:50 PM

yesyes will be ther defo!
hope u had a great day yesturday...now its time to start acting like an adult kay!!!
speak 2 ya 2moz
xxxx
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