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  • Kelly Bartram

  • 36 / Male
  • Benson, Arizona, US
  • Last Login: 11/3/2009

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Interests

  • General

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    I'm into web design, Conservative politics, Phoenix Suns basketball, "bartending", mining, camping, and many more things that won't fit here.

  • Music

    I like just about any type of music, including talk radio. My favorite talk radio show is the Tom Leykis Show - he's cool! But I listen to pretty much anything. However, I have no use for gospel.

  • Movies

    ..I like Tombstone, Wyatt Earp, well, OK, I like Westerns and comedies primarily. Lots of comedies like Thank You for Smoking, Bruce Almighty, Me, Myself and Irene, Groundhog Day, Van Wilder, all the American Pie movies, Not Another Teen Movie, etc.

  • Television

    ..I don't watch TV much, but when I do, I like to watch Deadwood, Las Vegas, any Law and Order, any CSI, JAG, and Navy NCIS. And although old, silly and immature, I also enjoy Mister Ed. I have all of the above on DVD sets.

  • Books

    ..While I think Dan Brown rocks, I mostly tend to read non-fiction and history-based books, usually about Wyatt Earp and/or Tombstone. I also have several Japanese language books. I have quite a few geek books regarding web design that I keep in the nerdery.

  • Heroes

    ..Wyatt Earp, Barry Goldwater, Ronald Reagan, Maricopa (AZ) County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, "America's Toughest Sheriff" (1992-Present), and my father are my heroes. If you want to get on this list, you're going to have to REALLY impress me, as did Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger, III, who has just been added to my list! ;)

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Scottsdale, AZ
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Terminal Manager

Schools

  • Coronado High School

    • Scottsdale,Arizona
    • Graduated: 1992
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Marching Band, Concert Band
    1988 to 1992

Companies

  • Huddleston Trucking Service, Inc.

    • Tucson, AZ US
    • Terminal Manager
    March, 2002 - Present

  • The Federal Republic of Nassau West

    • Benson Embassy, NW, AZ US
    • President
    August, 1989 - Present

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About me:

Hi there. About me ... hmm. Isn't everything about me? No, of course not. Silly me! Um, I'm a pretty "normal" guy living in Benson, AZ. I work in Tucson, and party like it's 1899 in Tombstone. I am rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. I am crass, I have a pretty good sense of humor and I like to travel around Arizona. Anything else? Just ask ...


Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet (in no particular order) my future ex-wife (probably a redhead), Clint Eastwood, Steve Nash of the Phoenix Suns, Tammy Bruce, Michael Savage and US Airways Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger.

Comments

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  • Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Sep 29 2009 1:28 AM

  • JBlueEyes

    Sep 17 2009 5:00 PM

    I am on myspace too! And yes, I did know that already - but it is always nice to be reminded of things... old age is a bear! ;0)
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Sep 13 2009 10:15 PM

    34 Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Sep 9 2009 8:30 PM

    Candice will here in a few weeks and I was thinking of having you take us to Tombstone when she gets settled in. What say you? BTW your last comment had me rolling! I almost peed my pants! Miss you sweets, XOXO~
  • sam

    Aug 3 2009 7:29 PM

    Only when he took one of Sean Penn.
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Jul 29 2009 4:10 AM

    When it's not so f**king hot out for sure. I need a good day of hiking and shooting.
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Jul 26 2009 3:26 AM

    Hello Pictures, Images and Photos
  • ralph

    Jul 22 2009 6:53 AM

    HEY MADE IT TO WORK MONDAY & TUESDAY WITH NO HANG OVER  !!!!!!!!
  • Chris

    Jul 20 2009 5:47 AM

    Hey there Kelly!!!!   I got your message concerning SAButler, but the possible connection was deleted when I looked it up.    I'd really like to find him.    What can we do?
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Jul 12 2009 7:26 AM

    You're in San Diego??? Didn't invite me? "How cosmopolitan" hahahahhaah
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Jul 12 2009 1:47 AM

    Just stopping by to say "Happy Saturday Morning!" Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Jun 30 2009 8:41 PM

    Do I have to get Indo to take care of Ivan for ya, he's being a little catty with you hahahaah!!!
  • Ivan the TerribleIvan Bartram

    Jun 30 2009 6:21 AM

    Fuck you! :x
  • TROUBLE

    May 7 2009 7:27 AM

    so excited for you!!!! you can do it!!!! :-)
  • Tiva JoyTiva Joy Battin

    May 1 2009 5:20 PM

    I support you! Go team go!!!
  • CANDICECandice Mcdaniel Henson

    Apr 12 2009 4:15 PM

    peep show Pictures, Images and Photos

    HAPPY EASTER!!!!
  • New Moon Goddess

    Apr 7 2009 10:52 PM

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  • Irene and CalebIrene Sallons

    Mar 18 2009 6:31 PM

    I always enjoy myself :) (you know what i mean)
  • CANDICECandice Mcdaniel Henson

    Mar 17 2009 10:35 PM

    Buried @ Photocasket
    Buried @ PhotoCasket

    Happy St.
    Patty's Day!!
  • New Moon Goddess

    Mar 17 2009 1:59 AM

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  • CANDICECandice Mcdaniel Henson

    Mar 2 2009 2:33 AM

    lol!! Yeah my husband likes to mess with my myspace if i leave it up.
    But really who doesn't like boobies!!
  • Tiva JoyTiva Joy Battin

    Feb 19 2009 5:02 AM

    LOL! You make me laugh, (censored-censored)!
    LOL!
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Feb 15 2009 1:51 AM

    happy valentine's day Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Steve

    Feb 14 2009 11:32 PM

    Huge difference between bitter and honest. Bitter is usually untrue. Speaking from experience, what I said is definitely a truism.

    And regardless of my personal status, this is a stupid fucking day.
    Really? People need a day to show they care? That relationship is probably done for anyways!
  • C.W. Ayon-One Man Band

    Feb 12 2009 5:24 AM

    Still awake eh? Join the club, I just signed your guestbook.