The Berzerker, Slipknot, Sepultura, Korn, Satyricon, Lamb Of God, Cannibal Corpse, Headkase, Mudvayne, Mike Patton, Pantera, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, System of a Down, Black Dahlia Murder, Tenacious D, Carcass, Lynchmada, Encino Man, Sponge Bob, Sasquatch, Penguins, Glaciers, Fire, Ice, Metal, Rocks, Poo, Sticks, Stones, Fish, Glob, Walking With Caveman, Lothar of the Hill People, Maggots on a Stick, Gondwanaland. Fred Flintstone, Obituary, Ah-tahs, Betty Nuggs, Birds, Trees, Meat, Water...
65 Million Years ago, Australia was connected to the Antarctica, otherly known as Gondwanaland. During the Breakup (the separating of the islands) the tribe of troopers that we call Glob, Dong, Plop, Bort & Zorg were stuck on the Australian half during the separation, loosing all there friends and family.
They were the only cavemen they could find in Australia other then another tribe of a different species that always fought with them. So they went there separate ways from living with the Gondwanaland Rejects. After they found shelter during a cold night they were caved in during a storm and became frozen in glaciers for millions of years.
Until the year 2009 recently they were discovered by Archeologists deep underground in the South Australian Desert. We know nothing about the discovery as the Archeologists were eaten alive soon after they reported there finding. We do know they have been living amongst us as Illegal Aliens, trying to blend in. learning about us from a portable television they stole from the Archeologists.
This Myspace is our research on the band and from everything we find from there so called music. I have connections to the people who are hiding the tribe, they send us there music and visuals. this is what I have found from the underground.
THE BAND:
GLOB was born underneath a rock sometime in 20B.C,
that's all he remembers... besides being rejected from several tribes for eating everybody's cheese and vomiting everywhere, he was like a reject sent to this tribe to hunt far north from Gondwanaland.
PLOP was born out of his mothers Bum Bum
which gave him his facial looks of a peice of poo,
he smells like poo, he acts like poo,
the only thing he really talks about is poo,
he is how ever the most attractive one out of the group.
DONG woke up born on a raft
in the middle of an active volcano,
Glob saved his life by pulling him up onto his rock
near by the edge of the volcano to get away from hot ouchie stuff.
ZORG is an alien, we think.. but we love him.
sometimes he sleeps in swamps and eats worms.
we found him one day fighting a mammoth with a
piece of tree and we helped him shoo it away.
We even seen him fuck a mammoth with its own tusk one day.
BORT always likes to roll things up
and put them on the fire and try to smoke it.
other then that, he just likes to bang his hammer all day
here by leaving you with kCaveMen
THE MUSIC:
We are gathering recordings from our resource and will be releasing the album with a documentary on the tribe as soon as we have it. please bare with us. we will be releasing any products upon www.foctamrecords.com an Online CD Store.
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