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KCAVEMEN
Death Metal / Grindcore / Comedy

NEW ALBUM IN THE WORKS !!



Gondwanaland, Antarctica, South Australia
Australia

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Last Login:  12/11/2009
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   KCAVEMEN: General Info
Member Since2/3/2006
Band Websitehttp://www.foctamrecords.com
Band Members GLOB - VOCALS

DONG - VOCALS

PLOP - DRUMS

ZORG - GUITAR

BORT - BASS


NEW MASKS FOR US,
IN THE MAKING!

InfluencesThe Berzerker, Slipknot, Sepultura, Korn, Satyricon, Lamb Of God, Cannibal Corpse, Headkase, Mudvayne, Mike Patton, Pantera, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, System of a Down, Black Dahlia Murder, Tenacious D, Carcass, Lynchmada, Encino Man, Sponge Bob, Sasquatch, Penguins, Glaciers, Fire, Ice, Metal, Rocks, Poo, Sticks, Stones, Fish, Glob, Walking With Caveman, Lothar of the Hill People, Maggots on a Stick, Gondwanaland. Fred Flintstone, Obituary, Ah-tahs, Betty Nuggs, Birds, Trees, Meat, Water...
Sounds LikeCavemen on Acid
Record LabelUnsigned
Type of LabelUnsigned


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jun 18 2010 8:00P
Subject To Change! Brisbane, Queensland
Jun 19 2010 8:00P
Subject To Change! Sydney, New South Wales
Jun 20 2010 8:00P
Subject To Change! Adelaide, South Australia
Jul 1 2010 8:00P
Subject To Change! UK
Jul 1 2010 8:00P
Subject To Change! Europe

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   About KCAVEMEN

65 Million Years ago, Australia was connected to the Antarctica, otherly known as Gondwanaland. During the Breakup (the separating of the islands) the tribe of troopers that we call Glob, Dong, Plop, Bort & Zorg were stuck on the Australian half during the separation, loosing all there friends and family.

They were the only cavemen they could find in Australia other then another tribe of a different species that always fought with them. So they went there separate ways from living with the Gondwanaland Rejects. After they found shelter during a cold night they were caved in during a storm and became frozen in glaciers for millions of years.

Until the year 2009 recently they were discovered by Archeologists deep underground in the South Australian Desert. We know nothing about the discovery as the Archeologists were eaten alive soon after they reported there finding. We do know they have been living amongst us as Illegal Aliens, trying to blend in. learning about us from a portable television they stole from the Archeologists.

This Myspace is our research on the band and from everything we find from there so called music. I have connections to the people who are hiding the tribe, they send us there music and visuals. this is what I have found from the underground.

THE BAND:

GLOB was born underneath a rock sometime in 20B.C,
that's all he remembers... besides being rejected from several tribes for eating everybody's cheese and vomiting everywhere, he was like a reject sent to this tribe to hunt far north from Gondwanaland.

PLOP was born out of his mothers Bum Bum
which gave him his facial looks of a peice of poo,
he smells like poo, he acts like poo,
the only thing he really talks about is poo,
he is how ever the most attractive one out of the group.

DONG woke up born on a raft
in the middle of an active volcano,
Glob saved his life by pulling him up onto his rock
near by the edge of the volcano to get away from hot ouchie stuff.

ZORG is an alien, we think.. but we love him.
sometimes he sleeps in swamps and eats worms.
we found him one day fighting a mammoth with a
piece of tree and we helped him shoo it away.
We even seen him fuck a mammoth with its own tusk one day.

BORT always likes to roll things up
and put them on the fire and try to smoke it.
other then that, he just likes to bang his hammer all day

here by leaving you with kCaveMen


THE MUSIC: We are gathering recordings from our resource and will be releasing the album with a documentary on the tribe as soon as we have it. please bare with us. we will be releasing any products upon www.foctamrecords.com an Online CD Store.








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KCAVEMEN's Friends Comments
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The Daily Teen Massacre [R.I.P.]

The Daily Teen Massacre [R.I.P.]



Dec 11 2009 8:02 PM

Thx guys for your support
sick music
stay brutal

TxDxTxMx
︻┳テ=一 ☠↔◘KHAOS◘↔☠

Cody Kulesa



Dec 10 2009 5:12 PM

BEST BAND EVER NO DOUBT
Stickfigures

Stickfigures



Dec 5 2009 7:04 PM

Thanks for the ADD! Good luck and have lots of fun:)
destroy

IMung Destroy



Dec 5 2009 7:03 PM

hello thank's for the request. :)
cheeers
imung here
Spurjata

Nikolay Andreev



Dec 5 2009 7:03 PM

thanks, very good music, guys! i hope to see you anywhere in europe on summer festivals! cheers!
Vicious Angelz.com

Vicious Angelz With a Z



Dec 5 2009 7:03 PM

You Fucking ROCK!
son of fucking hell

son of fucking hell



Dec 1 2009 9:40 PM

hails from the north of germany !!!
Luca

Luca



Dec 1 2009 1:11 PM

Fuckin' Sick!!! :-)
CALLIOPHIS

CALLIOPHIS



Dec 1 2009 1:11 PM

HEY GUYS,

THANX for the REQUEST and GREETINGS from GERMANY...
Beautiful Disgrace

Beautiful Disgrace



Dec 1 2009 7:36 AM

Hello guys! Thanx for the request.
Headshots & Barricades

Headshots & Barricades



Dec 1 2009 7:36 AM

Hey dudes,

cheers for the add, plop is a badass!

HEADSHOTS&BARRICADES
BooBoo's Girl

BooBoo's Girl



Dec 1 2009 7:36 AM

you guys are definitely different. I love it though. got a good sound. but I wanna hear more!
Heartless Archangel

Heartless Archangel



Nov 30 2009 4:01 PM

thanx for the friendship KCAVEMEN...
stay brutal..
cheers!
ѕαяαн

ѕαяαн



Nov 30 2009 9:51 AM

Cheers for the request
i like what you've got going here.
:)
un plus un égale dix

un plus un égale dix



Nov 29 2009 8:06 AM

Yeah!
Fucking nutjobs
un plus un égale dix

un plus un égale dix



Nov 28 2009 4:24 PM

You guys do fucking look like aussies. Only aussies do such sick stuff
Hate Profile [RECORDING]

Hate Profile [RECORDING]



Nov 27 2009 4:51 AM

Greetings from Italy
Ecrementory Cow Cunt

Ecrementory Cow Ecrementory Cow



Nov 27 2009 4:51 AM

Thanks for add very good musik cheers from Bulgaria
Perfect Nothing

Perfect Nothing



Nov 25 2009 2:29 PM

Love it...
ROckOn,
Kristy PERFECT NOTHING
Andreas - NEW Sepultura album out NOW

Andreas Krispler



Nov 23 2009 10:00 PM


Thanks for your request.
I appreciate that a lot!!!

Cheers from Germany
Andreas
Nací estrellado

Nací estrellado



Nov 23 2009 2:50 PM

Hi!! Brutal sound. Thanx for the request. Greetz from Galicia
D-Loc (The Wicked Juggalo)

Dan Johnson



Nov 23 2009 1:30 PM

thanks for the add KCAVEMEN's. im down with KCAVEMEN's. Whoop Whoop juggalo love D-Loc from Pittsburgh..
Goremented - Extreminal

Goremented Extreminal



Nov 23 2009 1:30 PM

Songs are very fun and tasty! I wish you success...

Fatih
www.extreminal.com
Speed Whale

Speed Whale



Nov 23 2009 1:30 PM

hello hell ooo keep up tha madness u freaks
Norwood Grimes

Norwood Grimes



Nov 23 2009 7:06 AM

Bort "Bangs His Hammer All Day"... (I Wonder What That Really Means?)
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