
You may IM me at kcoll98 on all chat programs
"I'm a photographer/retard. I like to walk around taking pictures of stupid things and stupid people. Perhaps if you are lucky enough, YOU can be one of those stupid things or people. I like music and I love stealing it. I'm starting to like more electronica which is a good thing. I'm an awesome concert photographer (Connections Magazine), but I don't do it as much as I should. I'm a complete d0rk who watches American Idol. I'm tidy. My eyes are purrrty.
I'm a nice guy, but I refuse to finish last. The ladies want to grab my junk. I like to throw parties where I get drunk and fall down a lot. I like microwave rice. People tell me that I resemble Mitch Hedberg, but I don't really see it. I hate sauces (you will never meet a more finicky eater). I <3 chicken ceasar salad (NO DRESSING). I love raspberry long islands. I collect stuff. I don't know why I live in Florida because I hate the heat and beach. I really need to see the world, ride more roller coasters, go to INSANE parties and wear more suit jackets and cowboy hats. I'm not married.
If you aren't a bird or a flower, LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE.
I haven't changed my profile in 8,000 years so Alicia decided to do it for me upon request. (Hi, bitches!!!)
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This is my awesomely amazing girlfriend, Melanie!






















bands or models or anybody who may require photographs and would like to pay me some dolla dolla billz for them.
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Jul 10 2009 5:12 PM
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Jun 10 2009 4:27 PM
BE there or be square
May 23 2009 5:51 PM
I am formally requesting visitation. STAT.
Apr 16 2009 9:19 PM
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Mar 7 2009 8:50 PM
This comment is EPIC length now.
BUT, I just wanted to say that I'm incredibly lame for skipping out on GT and I wish I could clone my self and be everywhere I need to be tonight at once. But sadly, I can not as of yet. :-(
HAVE FUN FOR ME though. I'll be cameo appearing downtown again soon, I just hope that you'll be present when I do so. :-)
Mar 4 2009 9:04 PM
I'm (toying with) going to see Girl Talk!
But, I wanted to make sure that if I did that I wont be all alone when I get there. (I'm walking from the Boyfriend's house. He has to work, otherwise I'd bug him to go.)
Are you and Mel going? It's been FOREVER since I've hung out with you two. :-(
Mar 3 2009 5:49 PM
Feb 17 2009 6:50 PM
a little late, but totally hilarious
Feb 14 2009 5:16 AM
happy valentines
Feb 11 2009 10:19 PM
oops. :/
Feb 6 2009 4:22 PM
Feb 6 2009 10:13 AM
Club Transmediale specials on sonett77 radio, Berlin.
Interviews & Sets by: DJ Mujava, Frank Bretschneider, Radioclit, T.Raumschmiere, Filastine, Maga Bo and many more!
Just check: http://www. sonett77. com
Feb 5 2009 8:37 PM
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Jan 29 2009 6:38 AM
It is a pleasure to have you as our friend on MySpace.
When you have the time, please go to our main website and check out our latest photos that our lady photographers took at the closest venue to you!
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