About me:
9 Things Women Say When Trouble Is Near (guys pay attention)
1). Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2). Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3). Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4). Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5). Loud Sigh :
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6). It’s Fine :
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. This means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will be made to pay for your mistake.
7). Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8). Whatever :
This doesn’t mean “whatever”, this is a woman’s way of saying FUCK YOU!
9). Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3
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Uh no I cant go to Hell...I have a restraining order!
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein!
When ppl look at me they think I am a bitch...but when I open my mouth I remove all doubt!
It's simple...MIND OVER MATTER...if you dont mind it doesnt matter!<
I love all things spooky, goth, dark, weird and things that go bump in the night and so on...
There is no one like me, and I love it. Like I always say "Heaven don't want me and the devil is afraid I will take over!"
I will never be one of the 'normal' ppl.
I do what I want, when I want, say what I want and if I don't get my way... WATCH OUT!
Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder, treason and plot.
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.....
Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence
I Think I am broken...Don't try to fix me...just return me please...
You's good quality ppl says the SiMi!
BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE???<
"I accept you as you are, I will always hold you close in my heart. I will walk beside you forever..."
>I'm afraid to be alive without being aware of it...
"I confess I fuck divinely, to those who richly wine and dine me"
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
Suicide is A way of telling God... You cant fire me...I QUIT"
"Carpe Noctum"(Seize the night!)
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing." -Friedrich Nietzsche.
"Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures"
"Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
"Never run from anything immortal...It only attracts their attention."
"Fuck tiptoeing through life so carefully as to arrive safely at death."
"I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute!!!"
"...And may God have mercy on my Enemies, because I sure as Hell won't!"
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