Kelly
Kelly Delaney
Kelly Delaney A man understands one day that his life is built on nothing. And that's a bad, crazy day.

Female
31 years old
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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General1964 lincoln continental, 54c, absolutely fabulous, anti-ann coulter, anti-hipsters, archos, babies, bake sales, baked macaroni & cheese, ballet, being a lightweight, beverly cleary, birth stories, board games, breastfeeding, breastmilk, buff, cadbury creme eggs, cannibal holocaust, carnegie mellon university, carnivale, chai, champagne, chapped lips, chappelle's show, chocolate, city steps, cmu, coffee, commies, compost records, cooking, criterion, dancehall, david cross, david foster wallace, david letterman, defaults, diane arbus, discovery health channel, donald barthelme, dr. seuss, eating, eddie izzard, edina, ego trip, etymology, fear of driving, flannery o'connor, fresca, get your war on, gilda radner, go, gok, grammar whores, grrangela rants, hip mama, hipmama, hipsters, imdb.com, incredibly strange video, iron city beer, janeane garofalo, jose saramago, judy blume, kaya, krispy kreme, lemurs, lester bangs, lewis black, lupec, mancala, mango lassis, margaret cho, maya deren, mens, metal lunchboxes, michael chabon, mitch hedberg, monty python, more cowbell, my so-called life, my son, new york times, ninja tune, nutella, oaks theater, olive oil, only children, ortho evra, patsy, paul krugman, pauline kael, pb-cle-raves, photography, pinkos, pittsburgh ballet theatre, pittsburgh post-gazette, port authority transit, postpartum depression, pro-choice, ps2, ptr, public transit recordings, public transportation, ramona quimby, reading, richmond ballet, roseanne, roseanne roseannadanna, saffron monsoon, samuel delany, scrabble, self-deprecating humor, sex and the city, sheetz, shel silverstein, six feet under, snow crash, sociology, sock monkeys, spelling bees, sprawl, suicide doors, sushi, swingline staplers, tea, television without pity, the boyfriend, the dictionary, the jerk store, the keeper, the l word, the mens, the oaks theater, the old in-out-in-out, the patch, the stinky cheese man, to kill a mockingbird, tom robbins, universal health care, university of pittsburgh, urban decay, urban renewal, vanilla coke, virginity stories, wanda sykes, writing, xlr8r
MusicUnderground Resistance, Theo Parrish, The Killers, The Three Chairs, Rick Wilhite, Phillip Glass, Konono ..1, The Misfits, Aril Brikha, Aphex Twin, Cutty Ranks, Boards of Canada, Sigur Ros, Bjork, Radiohead, Dawn Penn, House, Techno, Detroit Techno, Jungle, Ragga Jungle
MoviesEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost In Translation, Rockers, Dancehall Queen, Home for the Holidays, The Harder They Come, Big Fish
TelevisionRome, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, The L Word, Chappelle's Show, The Wire, Big Love
BooksStill Life With Woodpecker, To Kill A Mockingbird, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Prophet, Jitterbug Perfume
Heroes"I never had much time for heroes." --by far, the hardest line in any of the Harry Potter movies.
Groups: Schenley High School AlumsPittsburgh ParentsDreamingAnt

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     Kelly's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Pittsburgh
Body type:5' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Mom/Writer/Administrative Assistant
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Kelly's Schools
Carnegie Mellon University
Pittsburgh, PA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Professional Writing
 
Current Courses:

2006 to Present
University Of Pittsburgh-Main Campus
Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English Writing
 

1998 to 2003
Schenley Hs
Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: PBT
 

1994 to 1996
Riverview Hs
Oakmont, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1992 to 1994

   Kelly's Companies
Carnegie Mellon University
Pittsburgh, PA US
Office Diva
English Department

2004
Pulp
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania US
Writer

2002 - 2004
Music X
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania US
Senior Sales Associate

2000 - 2001
Carnegie Mellon University
Pittsburgh, PA US
Graduate Coordinator
English Department

present



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About me:
I married this guy on 6.17.2006. We have a 5.5-year-old son. Family life is cool. I'm not too hep on myspace. my blog is my main presence on the internets. I also got some flickr bizness. Steeler Nation
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Who I'd like to meet:
This is where I put some snarky answer which will indicate how I'm above all of this. Truth is, I'm aloof.



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Vincent

Vincent Intrieri



Mar 7 2009 3:53 PM


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James Scoglietti



Sep 4 2008 10:33 PM

Grand Groove #2-Next Thur (091108) w/ special guest Dj Vex (Flirt Fridays) and a very special Stevie Wonder Tribute
ike J.

ike J.



Aug 17 2008 6:43 PM

Yep, I'm thirty. Can't believe it. Gettin old.
Mary

Mary



Aug 14 2008 9:59 PM

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J. Malls

J. Malls



Jul 18 2008 4:05 PM

Gigs w/ great music! Check 'em out!!

Monday, July 21st
The Interval One-Year Anniversary @ AVA

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+ Thursday, July 24th
The Big Throw Back @ brillobox
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… and that’s not all.
There’s more info @ www. myspace. com/j_malls
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James Scoglietti



Jul 3 2008 2:50 AM

Classic Material-Ladies First edition-Next Thursday (july 11th) @ the Brillobox w/ guest Dj Nugget(tinyGIANT)-Special 60 min set showcasing all female Mc's throught the "Golden Era".
Becca

Becca Austin



Jun 19 2008 12:17 PM

Thanks! I swear it's my last one :)
ohmss

ohmss



May 5 2008 6:28 PM

thnx for the approval! enjoying spring so far?
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May 1 2008 2:53 AM

My 35th B-day soiree(next Thursday-May 8th) w/ Large Professor(Main Source)on the wheels + Paradisefrom the X-Clan displaying his collection of hip-hop archvives. Special early start at 9pm.
Get there early for a special tribute to the vast catalog of DJ Premier
You can find us on FaceBook: http://artist.to/MF

You can find us on FaceBook: http://artist.to/MF



Apr 16 2008 4:23 PM

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Cake

Mrs. Green



Mar 13 2008 12:49 AM

Hey Kel Bel!
gavin

gavin grubbs



Feb 7 2008 10:51 AM

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James Scoglietti



Jan 31 2008 7:28 AM

Classic Material #9-Special We <3 Dilla-Valentines Day edition!
pittsburgh pro choice

pittsburgh pro choice



Jan 11 2008 2:01 AM

thanks for your support!
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James Scoglietti



Jan 8 2008 3:26 AM

This Thursday @ the Brillobox-"Ayo Dante, Turn up the phonograph, gather round the whole Tommy Boy Staff".Uptown (Dope on Plastic)
jp

jp



Nov 29 2007 5:27 AM

Yes,

That was one crazy night. You have no idea the pain I went through having that giant thumb removed from my arm.

I should say that the mice were of no help either.

That will teach me to get all hopped up on Maxwell House.

Lesson learned.
gavin

gavin grubbs



Nov 27 2007 2:22 AM

thank you
cara

cara cable



Nov 21 2007 4:26 PM

cara

cara cable



Nov 21 2007 4:21 PM

Becca

Becca Austin



Oct 31 2007 1:51 PM


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Keeb$

Todd Keebs



Oct 14 2007 12:05 AM

Thanks for the Macy's Gift Card!



Pssst, you have the Macy's virus
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Oct 8 2007 12:50 AM

This Thursday @ the Brillobox:


and we continue on with more classic material on the 20th:

Blacktain America

Blacktain America



Sep 25 2007 1:42 AM

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James Scoglietti



Aug 31 2007 12:45 AM

Thursday September 13th at the Brillobox-This time the AC will be and full and total effect!
Tim

Tim Karan



Aug 20 2007 2:40 AM

Shit, man.
I think you're right.
That would explain why I just spent all weekend riding a Sit 'N Spin and watching R-rated movies.
Did you know there are boobs in Police Academy 4?
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