Kyle Van Zyle
Hey you, get your damn hands off her.

Male
26 years old
Livingston, NEW JERSEY
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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    Kyle Van Zyle's Interests
GeneralI probably watch too many sports. But since I write about them as well (www.outroute.com) I can use that as an excuse. I have interests, but they're really not that interesting. How ironic.
MusicYeah, it's alright.
MoviesI don't have a favorite movie. I like good movies. They can be funny, serious, scary, sci-fi. I like bad movies too, but only a few.
TelevisionScrubs, The Colbert Report, Seinfeld, The Office, Heroes, Six Feet Under, Conan O'Brien, Daily Show, South Park, Lost, ESPN, Curb, Arrested Development.
BooksI read. I don't need to prove that to you.
HeroesGhandi. Common, he was the first to body slam Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania III.
Groups: TSN DC/BaltimoreFriends Don’t Let Friends

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     Kyle Van Zyle's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Livingston, NJ
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate

   Kyle Van Zyle's Schools
University Of Maryland-College Park
College Park, MARYLAND
Graduated: 2005
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Biology
 

2001 to 2005



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   Kyle Van Zyle's Blurbs
About me:
An Eastern European MySpace Terrorist group was unhappy with the fact my "About Me" didn't really reveal anything about me. So they abducted me, took me to their hide out, and tortured me until I revealed information about me. It started with water torture and ended with some toe nail stuff, which is when I cracked. (They threaten to pain them. Last thing I want is people to think I'm gay.) Unfortunately for them, I was too worn out from the torture and passed out after I gave them my name. Looks like I won that one. They spent all that time torturing me and got nothing. They could have always IMed me (kfd2000) and I would have told them what's up.

I used to have a Top 8 contest where people would compete for my love and their spot on my Top 8. But with any good and pure thing, it was eventually used, abused, stolen, and cheapened. So, I've stopped. I actually stopped it months and months ago, but since I haven't updated anything on MySpace in a long time, you'll only noticing now. It's a shame such a genius idea must come to an end, but all good things must pass. I ask you have a moment of silence for a perfect idea that was killed by imperfect humans.
Who I'd like to meet:
Jesus. I'd bet he'd be pretty chill. Plus he seemed to always be out drinking.

   Kyle Van Zyle's Friend Space (Top 7)
Kyle Van Zyle has 59 friends.
 Tommy Drama 


 Kristen 


 KFM 


 *::*Heather*::* 


 VetteC598 


 pat 


 Mothafuckin Lou 





Kyle Van Zyle's Friends Comments
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KFM





Oct 16 2008 11:56 PM

Dude...come on...Tahan AND Kristen in front of me. You may as well just castrate me and spit on me. So soft.
bohemian





Sep 25 2008 12:24 AM

hello. i miss your company. i will be 21 next month. whenever you get back i'm going drinking with you and tommy drama.
Damien





Sep 24 2008 3:24 AM

Dude, ESPN got your Rams rated the worst in the league. You know what sux even more, I think they're right.....Gonna be a long season.
bohemian





Jun 30 2008 2:11 AM

yes, it's really for my convienice...the 40 are the people's pages i like to look at most often.

you may feel honored.
bohemian





May 9 2008 4:41 AM

<3
bohemian





May 8 2008 5:03 AM

hi
♥crissy mick♥





Apr 25 2008 2:08 AM

hey stranger, how u been? wuts new?
KFM





Feb 18 2008 6:29 PM

Your new picture makes you look like Moses. Only with a football. And my pene is still soft from seeing Tahan in the top spot. Let's fix that, shall we?
KFM





Feb 12 2008 7:16 PM

I'm at work killing some time and I came across your recent blog (recent as in I haven't read it for two months). I may need to steal this quote:

"The only aim I'll be dealing with from here on out is the one I use when I try not to piss on the seat."

It's priceless and the whole blog makes a lot of sense. It makes me want to start writing again...

P.S. - It makes me very soft that I'm not your number one. C'mon.
bohemian





Feb 12 2008 7:16 AM

hi

new song please

hang out please

top eight please
Lauren*





Feb 8 2008 4:39 PM

have fun in hobo! sorry i'll be missing ya :( next time!
bohemian





Feb 3 2008 3:02 AM

okay, um.

can i get some free stuff?
bohemian





Jan 23 2008 3:02 AM

first of all, we both happen to be on myspace during the same time. and we are communicating more than we have in months. that is a worthy reason.

second, you are no longer doing top 8 rankings, so me filling that empty spot needs no justification.

third, it needs a purely superficial good looking girl up there. the trophy token top eighter. me.
bohemian





Jan 23 2008 2:46 AM

thank you for letting me know

i would like to see you sometime in the future

oh and i would fit quite nicely in that empty spot in your top
*::*Heather*::*





Dec 10 2007 4:56 PM

happy 25th kyle!!! i had a fabulous time with you on saturday :0)
Kristen





Dec 10 2007 2:38 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! YAY 25
KFM





Nov 19 2007 2:21 PM

When you gonna pull the trigger and make me number one?
Lauren





Nov 9 2007 6:53 PM

Big rumor: Bedard to the Mets...to which I say: give me your outfield....


How do we feel about this???
bohemian





Nov 6 2007 8:32 PM

hola
bohemian





Nov 5 2007 7:28 PM

hi
Kristen





Nov 5 2007 3:15 PM

Mikey Brew!!!! hahahahaha. OMG Mike and I were dying the whole night. We love your alter ego!!!!!!
Patrick





Nov 5 2007 6:11 AM

AIIIIIIII. Kyle, I am loving the photos. Yous guys look really cool. Why didn't we do that when we had the pong 500 table.
Lauren*





Oct 19 2007 4:02 PM

now that 4 is off of myspace, there is an open spot on your top 8, which, i believe i'd look beautiful in..

:)
KFM





Oct 18 2007 2:41 AM

Did 4 drop off MySpace? That makes me very soft if he did.
*::*Heather*::*





Oct 18 2007 1:52 AM

9 days :0)
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