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Keely

			"All floating in glass"22 years since birth in theU.K." Female 22 years old South United Kingdom Last Login: 9/4/2008
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Status:	Swinger
Zodiac Sign:	Scorpio

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About me:

I get a bit weepy if I see a pigeon in the tube station with particularly rotten feet. I also think that seeing old people fall over is one of the most horrific things anyone can witness, & that it should be outlawed.

I've read too much feminist literature & I think it's warped my mind. I don't believe that all men are scum, but I do believe that most women are partially psychotic.

Who I'd like to meet:
People who had snail & caterpillar hotels as children, & made perfume out of petals to sell to family members at extortionate prices.

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Keely has 124 friends.

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MARLEENA	Aug 3 2008 12:56 PM hello missus! yes i'm definitely still up for bringing myspace back. i wish there was such thing as myface cause i'd be bringing that all the way mate! and i have no idea what the fuck i'm on about. i'm hung over and eating ice cream. good times so to speak. i never needed the money so give me your details and i'll send it back! hope you've been swell & keep myspace up yo! xx
Bear	Jun 18 2008 4:28 PM Thank you, Keely, but it seems I haven't won anymore. Sigh... Love and that, x
MARLEENA	May 29 2008 2:04 PM and it smelled really nice, but the liquid had pieces of cotton swimming in there and my mum never wanted to use it. ps people in libraries are funny pps where are you ppps see you tomorrow?
MARLEENA	May 29 2008 2:02 PM i used to make parfume!!!!!
Joantonio Banderas	May 29 2008 11:00 AM Well I'M SORRY! I just can't identify with you stylish, cosmopolitan, Starbucks drinking, dress wearing, sexually adventurous types.
~/spiceydoritos/~	May 27 2008 4:33 PM Hey, I just added you as a Real Top Friend! Click here to add me back! Hey, I just added you as a Real Top Friend! Click here to add me back! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Real Top Friends application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Blissfields Festival	Apr 29 2008 3:36 PM Of course you will be! xx
Bear	Apr 28 2008 10:47 PM Sorry for not having replied to you sooner, lovely Keely. Thank you so much for letting Nadia and I stay over. I had a pleasant trip home on the train and then spent the rest of the day either asleep on the settee or eating baguettes. I hope you have been well. I am glad you liked the rice crispie cakes. As for the recipe I couldn't really say as I don't measure the ingredients, but it is a pretty standard recipe of melted butter and marshmallows, with rice crispies mixed in. xxx
Corned Beef (Reuben Cover Band)	Apr 24 2008 8:36 AM if you find us a venue in london near you, we will play a gig and do any songs you request thanks for the support
Bear	Apr 23 2008 1:05 PM That is all fine and brilliant, and also excellent with me. It is awfully nice of you to let The Nadia and myself stay. You'll probably see me outside the venue tomorrow desperately trying to work up the courage to ask people to sign up to the mailing list whilst holding a fake clipboard. I hope you are ok. Best wishes and that.
Bear	Apr 23 2008 12:46 PM What's the plan for tomorrow, Keely? I am trying to figure out what time to meet Nadia at the moment. I feel thoroughly unorganised. Is there anything that I should bring with me? See you soon, x
Reversible Sedgewick Pink Hedgehog Cakewalk	Apr 11 2008 10:36 AM How do I send you a message on this profile?! Then I could give you my new number. I'll be there for the Mystery Jerks, snoozing on your floor, don't you worry your face about it xxx love you
Reversible Sedgewick Pink Hedgehog Cakewalk	Apr 9 2008 12:28 PM Hello, I miss you, etc.
Nature's a language can anybody read?.	Apr 3 2008 1:49 PM There's a notice at work (on a window of all places) that's states 'Please take heed of the amount of toilet roll you use'. Devastating stuff. I feel dodgy, Keely. I drank quite alot of Lambrini. How're you? any Festivals this year?. Come and see R.E. M at Manchester!
The Mergatroid	Mar 25 2008 5:49 PM Leek, my God. Your prof' is bearsick ghetto. There's a quick frame about 3/4 through this of some very sexy thigh. Mrrawr! Are you still a iRussian Forwarder? They're coming down my valley next month, I'm well there. Bring HIM, teach him about rock. "Sackcloth" by The Mergatroid .. Spamhound.
Rose	Mar 10 2008 5:59 PM Hey there sweet cheeks. I'm now feeling the myspace love. I'm a bit worried because i looked at your pictures so I could show my boyfriend that you looked just like Bethan but now I don't think you look like her very much at all. I think it's because you were talking about Swansea and she's welsh. the madness! I facebooked Tess sorry even though I don't even remember slagging her off. Now I've just got to hope it all blows over and that what I said wasn't that bad. whoops! x x x
MARLEENA	Feb 25 2008 2:20 PM A-HA!!
Josh Weller	Feb 24 2008 12:46 PM have an invite to my launch party.. a video invite to my launch party Add to My Profile \| here is a dramatic illustration of what the party will look like.
yell robot yell	Feb 20 2008 3:17 PM Hey, we're playing this friday (22nd)in brixton if you can make it down. x
Fatty Fatty Toad Boy	Feb 13 2008 7:38 PM As it happens, I might be able to blag a free ticket from a friend in return for working at the Living Room Tent, which will apparently involve tea and sofas and suchlike - sounds very much up your street! I'm alright, just super busy with degree work. How about you?
Jenfuh	Feb 11 2008 9:38 AM rip mike :*( http://profile.myspace.com.index.cfm.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.1187328.cn
Fatty Fatty Toad Boy	Feb 6 2008 4:52 PM Hello Keely! Liking the minimalist look... are you thinking of volunteering at this year's Blissfields? As am I!
Little Jenni	Jan 18 2008 2:53 AM Nice profile Tooze'!
Josh Weller	Jan 13 2008 12:55 PM You can stand under my Josh Weller Ey ey ey. Under my Josh Weller.
Annett	Jan 9 2008 11:54 AM hey keely, i thought i'd let you know with all this moving stuff going on.. if i don't get a permanent contract, i'll be jobless as well from the 3rd of february on.. sooo i'll join the jub hunting club now! :(
Martyn	Jan 5 2008 4:01 PM what does this box do?
Martyn	Jan 5 2008 3:02 PM your profile is shit. fact.
Reversible Sedgewick Pink Hedgehog Cakewalk	Jan 4 2008 5:40 PM Hello! Nice new layout! Where'd you get it? lovelovelovelovelykeely From Nadular xx
Bear	Dec 31 2007 1:49 PM Keeeeeeeelyyy!I miss you as well. How was your Christmas? How are you keeping? I don't think I shall be doing anything to celebrate the coming of a new year. I might lay in bed imagining that the Apocalypse is approaching and shriek whenever a firework is released, that or I shall sit watching the television. Are you doing anything? loungelove xx
Mr Boston	Dec 23 2007 9:35 PM Have a great one too! May it contain lots of funny times, and relatively few bleak times. I watched An Audience with Ronnie Corbet today, so I'm already getting into the spirit.
susanna	Dec 22 2007 9:34 PM we're in north west london at the moment yeeaaahh. oh you're coming back! are you going to live with kat? sigh, it's christmas, very strange. doesn't even feel like christmas at all. but i hope you have a ovely one and eat loads of wonderful food mmmm ^_^ see you next year then i spose. xx
Mr Boston	Dec 22 2007 5:36 PM Ha ha, only in your fantasies. No, its exactly the same, except that the front bit isn't any shorter than the back bit now, so its a bit mushroom like. I guess you could call it a Kelly Osborne.
Mr Boston	Dec 22 2007 1:42 PM Aahh, I'm sure you do, though she does look a bit malnourished in that photo, Father Christmas is supposed to be a big fat man remember, feed her some mince pies. I'm O.K, though my new haircut makes me look like a girl with a beard..
Dave	Dec 22 2007 12:50 PM Good fucking luck! my harley davidson pillow case is right here with me! in sunny australia! Apple sauce, bitch! boo ya!
Martyn	Dec 22 2007 11:45 AM Typical Toozer. You should change you name to that. Or write a series of novels about a young girl. Who does stuff. I've not thought it through. Sue me.
Martyn	Dec 22 2007 9:38 AM i dont know how to use this new fangled interfaceamajig... it's all very modern. be careful who you insult Tooooooooozer, i have the tickets remember!
Mr Boston	Dec 20 2007 1:09 AM Ah, I see your preparations for London are going well. You've already acquired a scruffy looking dog to attract the sympathy of passers by. Have you found a good arch to sleep under yet?
Mr Boston	Dec 16 2007 6:14 PM 'Damn you Boston' - its amazing how often people say that to me! May I recommend Greenwich and Blackheath as excellent areas in the South East to call home (both about 40 mins or so from the centre of town by train).
Mr Boston	Dec 16 2007 4:55 PM I got your facebook, don't know why it didn't appear on the wall! Just for the record, I wasn't simply trying to chisel a few quid out of my co-workers, it was a form of protest against our crappy wages and sweatshop working conditions. See? I knew you'd understand. I saw the Misty back in about 2001 at the 12 bar club. I recognise quite a few of the songs from the gig. Mulling it over is a choon. Oddly I do think I prefer the new album though, even though theres less going on in the songs - no hip hop or Madness style stuff, but more longevity I sense. Still, I think they should bring the speak and spell back...
Nature's a language can anybody read?.	Dec 16 2007 8:19 AM Hello! What's going down? why arn't you in Cardiff anymore, what's going on in London?!. Some secret party where you have the Mystery Jets tied up with the remains of a fishing rod?!. Have a nice Christmas. Did you finish Uni?.
peter panneke	Dec 13 2007 6:01 PM i am so bored (well officially i am not bored, just procrastinating very very very much) that i thought i might bother you with comments once again. and what do i read above the comment box? "post a comment ABOUT keely", i thought myspace was about communication not rating people (allthough it is very usefull for that too, if you're a twat like that). luckily i don't know what to say about you, i guess everybody knows all your dirty secrets already anyway. this comment is definatly in the race for being the most useless myspace comment ever. Gt 2 g0 nW, cYA L8ers L.E.G8t0rs. peace out
The Mergatroid	Dec 13 2007 1:57 PM R. Twas just a hip hoperation, paid for by the nation, a cobalt ball n socket, now he movin' like a rocket, wit his blue-chip, screw-zip, new-hip YO! Oops-a-daisy, nursey, howsabout you fluff my pillows... Dear old Da. Well, not quite like a rocket just yet, but soon he'll be back down the mine. Actually - funny thing - the other hip (which was done years ago) just started squeaking. Sounds like a kitten, everytime he bends his 20stone frame down. HAHA! Anyways, sort it out, luv. U got letters after your name now. Don't be squandering em like your Uncle Gar has. Go use em, like, get a column in Vanity Fair, then The Spectator, then sleep with Boris Johnson, then go on I'm A Sleb, Get Me Out Of Here, then you fukkin made it. DWP! That's a slave job. In The Planet Of The Apes, DWP is run by gorillas. I got you pegged as an Orang Utan, Keels. Don't disappoint. Glad you enjoyed the use of our keyboarder. I'll be billing you for any dents and scuffs incurred. Pay me once you makin Orang Utan money, right? Syl8rspt8rs, G PS. No matter how much money you spend on microscopes, Sea Monkeys never look like they do on the box, do they? Maybe I'm feeding them wrong.
~/spiceydoritos/~	Dec 10 2007 12:17 AM i haven't properly change my profile alot since i have had my space so i'll change that now thanks 4 pointing it out i'll change it pronto
The Mergatroid	Dec 7 2007 2:38 PM Pooooooooooooooooooke. I'm in an exhibition. What have YOU done this week? Eh? And cheer up. It's only a winter.
Reversible Sedgewick Pink Hedgehog Cakewalk	Dec 6 2007 5:18 PM Your profile song is win, and I bow down to your greatness.
Little Jenni	Dec 4 2007 3:28 AM keely, tooooooooozer! after reading the comment that gaizka left about reubz, I just don't know how you can even talk to him! we have a lovely hostel in Sydney now (with free tea !!!!!), and it's sunny and lovely, and we've done so many things from our boring 'to-do' list today! we got a bank account, tax number, address, library card! oh the world is my oyster with a library card! so, i'll put my new address on our page on facebook, it's one of those weird places that will keep our mail for a year and email us when we get any, and even forward it on to us, so i expect a xmas card! could you send me your address please? you know what my memory is like! how's things on the other side of the world? I hope you're having a fantabulous time and enjoying the free books and warm meals/tea that your mum is no doubt providing! have an awesome time in the Swanage, and say hi to everyone from me! x
Gaizka

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