KEENER is a stand up comic living in WINNIPEG where he drinks alot. Lived in IRELAND for a while and drank alot there too. Drinks enjoyed by KEENER range anywhere from BEER and VODKA to ICED TEA and WATER.
Music
KEENER just finished arranging his CD collection. He put CD's from the same artist together and realized that rarely goes out and buys just one CD from an artist.
Movies
KEENER has to use his DVD player as a CD player too, because he's POOR.
Television
KEENER's TV is from 1984 and has a DECEPTICON sticker on it. He only gets chanel 2 to 13
Hey Chris - thanks again for introducing the band at the street fest!
... Dave had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.
But every once in awhile he'd hear that soothing voice in his head, trying to reassure him - "Dave, don't worry about it. You weren't the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last - and your single. Let it go".
But invariably, the other voice would bring him back to reality - "Dave - you're a vet".
oooo guess what! I have 72 fringe bucks for you! haha oh that's real money it's not monopoly bullshit or anything. Are u performing at Gong Show..I'm going..Ryan submitted a movie..haha so I gotta go and Gong. Later Bud
You murdered at Gong Show...you made me tempted to go up there...and then I thought...I'm crazy! And then I thought...should I have a popsicle, and then I thought..why did they call it 'blue tooth' and then i wondered why they have Folk Fest in June. GOOD LUCK TONIGHT. I will be cheerin!
