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KAB-Man
Jeff KABMan
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Just another superhero for the environment, communities, and beauty
Male
31 years old
STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT
United States
Last Login: 9/1/2009
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KAB-Man's Interests
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| General | Parks, public spaces, The environment, recycling, low-impact living, trees | | Music | Overly-dramatic ambient background music appropriate to super-hero-ish duties. | | Movies | An Inconvenient Truth
Little Miss Sunshine
A River Runs Through It
| | Television | Fight electronics waste! Recycle your television (and your computers, wireless phones, mp3 players, toasters, bug zappers, microwaves, monitors, plasma torpedoes...) | | Books | They're paper, right? Recycle them too. | | Heroes |
- The guy who invented "The Clapper" - Genius. Pure bloody genius.
- Bill McDonough
- Henry David Thoreau
- Iron Eyes Cody
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KAB-Man's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Occupation: | Super Hero |
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KAB-Man's Networking
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Film - Stunts - Performance
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I can fly and lift cars. Really. You never know what you're capable of until you try.
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KAB-Man's Companies
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Keep America Beautiful, Inc. Stamford, CT US Super Hero Superhuman Services
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since November
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Java Steves Portland, Oregon US Level Four Barrista & Frappemaster Caffeination
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too long
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KAB-Man's Latest Blog Entry
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Keep America Beautiful: Litter Prevention, Waste Reduction, Beautification
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Check out this event: Heroes needed: International Cleanup Weekend
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KAB-Man's Blurbs |
About me:
I was out of work a few months ago and decided to respond to a "Help Wanted" advertisement from a nonprofit organization called "KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL" (KAB) for an "Environmental Superhero." OK, I thought it was a joke...or a clever way to lure me in to door-to-door encyclopedia sales.
Turns out, they were serious. OK, so I may have exaggerated a bit in the interview and told the President that I could lift cars and fly. You never know what you're capable of until you try. That's my motto. Well, it's one of my mottoes anyway.
Next thing you know, I'm wearing a cape and tights and sent off to promote recycling, encourage tree planting, and to publicly humiliate people who litter (slobs!).
So...did I mention that I have no superhero experience? I really need your help. KAB really needs your help. I can't do this by myself...
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Who I'd like to meet:
People who care about the environment
People who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty by cleaning up rivers, creating parks, and planting trees
People who can help spread the message of the power of beauty to transform our lives and strengthen our communities
Ed Begley, Jr.
People who recognize that their daily choices as consumers and citizens can make a real difference in the world
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