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Keith Alberstadt
Male
98 years old
New York City
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
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   Keith Alberstadt's Comedian Bio
BioA sarcastic, lovably dorky guy-next-door with hilarious, sharp perception. My attitude is open, genuine, and always relatable, with an ever-present down-to-earth charm and cynicism. Other than that, I’m pretty modest. Oh, and I can bench press a lot.

Credits include Letterman, VH-1, CMT, XM Radio, Sirius Radio, the Bob and Tom Show, John Boy and Billy Show, the Boston Comedy Festival, and overseas tours to entertain our troops.

Writing credits include: Saturday Night Live Weekend Update, The Gloomers, LateNet with Ray Ellin, National Lampoon Sports Minute, and New Media Comedy.
Websitekeithcomedy.com
InfluencesPaul Alberstadt... Brian Regan... Kathleen Madigan... Jake Johannsen... Robert Hawkins... Mom and Dad... Doug Stanhope
TV ShowsLate Show with David Letterman... Country Music Television "Top 20 Funniest Country Videos"... VH-1
FilmsVarious indies
AlbumsOne Night Stand

    Keith Alberstadt's Interests
GeneralPerforming and watching stand-up comedy.... Reading... Drinking coffee... Crossword puzzles... Touring historic sites... Playing fantasy breakdancing
MusicMetallica... Allman Brothers... Buffett... Trans-Siberian Orchestra... The Black Mollys... Foo Fighters / Dave Grol... Robert Earl Keen... Fellow Vandy alum Marshall Chapman... Jubal Lee Young
MoviesGhostbusters (my all-time favorite comedy ever made)... Caddyshack... Fletch... Jaws... The Natural... Anchorman... Rocky... Thank You For Smoking
TelevisionThe Simpsons... Arrested Development (RIP)... Saturday Night Live... The Office... The Daily Show... CNN/FOX News/PBS... The History Channel
BooksMostly nonfiction.... As for fiction, Carl Hiassen, Ayn Rand, Michael Crichton, Jeff Shaara. And Len Alberstadt (my Pop) is a damn good novelist himself. His book is available on my website.
HeroesMy parents and grandparents.... US Military (past and present).... Homer Simpson... Matt Groening... All independent thinkers
Groups: South Street Comedy ClubNYC Underground Comedy FestKathleen MadiganASTORIA COMEDIANS

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     Keith Alberstadt's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Nashville, TN...home of the Commodores
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Occupation:Comic, Writer, Coffee Drinker

   Keith Alberstadt's Schools
Vanderbilt University
Nashville,Tennessee
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1995
Father Ryan High School
Nashville,Tennessee
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
 

1987 to 1991


Keith Alberstadt's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 5 Total Plays: 2940 Plays Today: 2
Keith Alberstadt on The Late Show with David Letterman
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CNN Headline News Show
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Names, Hair, and Bon Jovi
Names, Hair, and Bon Jovi rating
CMT Redneck Moments
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Baghdad explosion
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Keith Alberstadt's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

July news jokes part 2  (view more)

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   Keith Alberstadt's Blurbs
About me:
  I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

I'm a stand-up comic and writer based in New York City, originally from Nashville, TN (but I'm not a guitar act). You can hear me regularly on XM, Sirius, and various syndicated shows. You may have seen me on VH-1, CMT, or CNN Headline News doing some comedic commentary. I write freelance for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update, National Lampoon's Sports Minute, and the Complete Sheet. I also tour overseas every year to entertain our military...truly the greatest experience of my career. Living in NYC is incredible, but I still stay on the road on occasion working various clubs, so drop by a show....unless you're with a bachelorette party.

My humor is a combination of clever cynicism and boyish dorkiness to entertain everyone from college kids to their parents to drunk and rowdy types, because there's a piece of my personality that fits every one of those kinds of people. It's really for everyone, except bachelorette parties. Good Lord, I can't emphasize that last point enough.

I'm in the movies now! A film was made about stand up comedy in the Big Apple, and some of the best comics in the city were chosen to highlight. Check it out! Visit www.Stand-Up360.com for more information and to purchase tickets while they last! Check local listings for select theatres, dates & times of the limited engagement showings of each film in the series! See image below.

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This is my podcast photo. If you like topical news jokes, check out my weekly podcast at:
http://keithcomedy.comedypodcast.com/

I have just been added as a contributing writer for Nu Entertainment Productions. Check out their site:
www.neproductions.biz

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Below is the video of me in Macon, GA where apparently I pissed off a bat.



Below is a video montage of the Christmas tour I was in over in the Middle East with Robert Hawkins, Jesse Joyce and Tom Foss. Video courtesy of Robert Hawkins.



And here is just a video that, well...it concerns me. I think everyone should see it.

JULY 4
Private Event
Long Island

JULY 7
Ochi's Lounge at Comix
14th St. and 9th Ave., NYC, 7 PM

JULY 9
Dangerfield's
61st St. and 1st Ave, NYC, 9 PM

JULY 12
Comix
14th St. and 9th Ave., NYC, 7 PM

JULY 12
The World at Broadway
53rd St. and 8th Ave, NYC 8 PM

JULY 13
Pinetree Lounge
35th St. and 2nd Ave., NYC, 9 PM

JULY 16
Center of Attention Show at the Village Lantern
167 Bleecker St., 9 PM

JULY 18
VFW Show (private show)
Washington DC

JULY 21
The World at Broadway
53rd St. and 8th Ave, NYC 10 PM

JULY 23
The World at Broadway
53rd St. and 8th Ave, NYC 8 PM

JULY 24
Joe Franklin's at Charley O's
46th St. and 8th Ave, NYC 10 PM

JULY 25
Karma Lounge
NYC 8 PM

JULY 26
The World at Broadway
53rd St. and 8th Ave, NYC 10 PM

JULY 30 - AUG 2
The Punchline
Atlanta, GA

AUG 7-8
Buford Variety Theater
Buford, GA

AUG 12-16
The Funny Bone
Richmond, VA







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Who I'd like to meet:
1. Ghost hunters. 2. Bob Costas. 3. Muhammad Ali. 4. Martin Luther King and George Washington (see 1)

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Keith Alberstadt's Friends Comments
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some nice young lady





Jul 4 2009 10:18 AM

Awww, I deleted my other profile and left a hole in your top friends!
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Jun 26 2009 6:53 AM

i didnt like the show i loved it and thankyou i hope you have a good summer...i think the 2 funniest parts of the show was the "clifton" part and the bald unicorn part your hilarious i cant wait to go to another one of your shows let me know when your on long island again if you can
QUEEN B





Jun 13 2009 7:58 PM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/7100956.html?b=4&w=46
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Jun 3 2009 4:14 PM

Hey thanks for being a freind please come check out our myspace page and see the new show.
Cornbread =]





May 1 2009 1:15 AM

At the End of your cd you thanked someone with the lastname osborne... and said they were from birmingham... are the related to Mark, buster, or payton osborne? because my cousin is married to Payton Osborne and they are all big wigs in birmingham!
Buddy J..





Apr 24 2009 10:08 PM

when are you coming here with USO?
guess who came to hug me other day in Afghanistan? kim possible aka christy romano
A J Finney





Mar 14 2009 8:34 PM

Thanks for being a friend!<br />-AJ
imagine





Mar 13 2009 2:52 AM

dave sends a hello back your way!
tonight was one of his best shows
i've seen. hope all is well with you.
Blaire Bomber





Mar 10 2009 6:13 AM

So, I just saw you on a Letterman tivo at my friends apartment. It was great - but you can imagine my disappointment when I couldn't tell everyone in the room "hey I made out with a famous guy!" and I just had to tell them "hey I brought a famous guy a burger and watched him read". Needless to say, no one was impressed.
Kevin McCaffrey





Mar 4 2009 1:54 AM

Thanks man! And thanks for coming by again, as always. Awesome stuff, glad we actually had people there to see ya. Have fun in my old college 'hood of Indy!
Johnny Millwater





Mar 1 2009 7:18 AM

You, sir, are a badass and an inspiration! Respect.
Craig





Feb 17 2009 8:27 PM

Hi Keith. Great job on the Letterman show.. Finally found it floating round youtube.
a.





Feb 15 2009 6:51 PM

Keith! hey !
like i told you, i thought you were hilarious and i adore you!
MsDig Photography (Nora)





Feb 15 2009 4:48 PM

Hey Keith, finally got around to watching you on Letterman. Hilarious as always!
-Nora
NJ II MD





Feb 14 2009 8:31 PM

15 cents!!!

Hey man, saw you in Myrtle Beach over the summer, you were hilarious! Saw you on Letterman the other night! Once again, hilarious! You need to hit the Baltimore area!
Sid Davis Comedian-Author





Feb 14 2009 3:49 PM

I heard you knocked it out of the park on network TV!
Outstanding, my friend!!!!
Chad Riden





Feb 10 2009 2:23 PM

Keith, some jack-holes calling themselves "NashvilleStandUp" just uploaded your Letterman set to the YouTubes. Check it, G:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0L0sEbMx8I
Ryan





Feb 8 2009 2:19 PM

So, tell me, what's Dave like in person?

Congratulations! When are you coming back to B'ham?
Ryan Williams





Feb 7 2009 11:24 PM

Well done, Mr. Alberstickle.
Michelle





Feb 7 2009 9:33 PM

Heyyyy Keith! Yeah Brian and I were laughing hysterically at your Letterman appearance last night! You killed it, my friend! I am hoping you do get over in our neck of the woods sometime soon...I don't see anything on your calendar too close yet. I will cross my fingers!
The Toast in the Machine





Feb 7 2009 9:15 PM

Congratulations, my friend! You absolutely rocked on Letterman...
Linda Belt





Feb 7 2009 7:45 PM

Hey Keith,
Killer set on Letterman! Did you know that Bon Jovi is Italian? I bet he had lunch at Vinny T's too.
XO's,
LB
Linda Belt





Feb 7 2009 7:42 PM

Hey Keith,
Killer set on Letterman! Did you know that Bon Jovi is Italian? I bet he had lunch at Vinny T's too.
XO's,
LB
The Decks





Feb 7 2009 7:01 PM

Funny, funny stuff on Letterman. Sorry we missed you last weekend in DC. We were having a baby!

Later, Michael Tyrone
Shawn Tidwell





Feb 7 2009 5:58 PM

Awesome job last night. Congrats my friend!!!!!
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