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Geoff Keith *Twitter.com/geoffkeith*
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		I take the high road, then I brag about it... 男 89 歲 Los Angeles 美國上次登入時間： 2009/11/18

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MySpace 網址：

www.myspace.com/keithkomic

Geoff Keith *Twitter.com/geoffkeith*的喜劇演員簡介

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網站	GeoffKeith.com or KeithKomic.com
電視節目	National Commercials: DirectTV Three ScreensContinental Airlines Globetrotters "Queer Edge w/ Jack E. Jett" on QTV - Featured Comedian/Guest "National Lampoon Comedy Express TV" - Featured Comedian TO BOOK GEOFF KEITH AT YOUR COLLEGE PLEASE GO TO:
電影	"Coach Carter" "Even Money" "Movie Rights"
專輯

Geoff Keith *Twitter.com/geoffkeith* 的興趣

一般	Being funny. Trying to be even funnier. Stand up. Writing. Acting. Watching basketball. Living vicariously thru Bryan Fincham b/c he pulls "mad 15-year-old dime pieces" off the myspace. Watching Ian Gulbransen try and dance. Taking poops while reading a book on famous quotes. Waking up late and telling myself I'm gonna get it into gear tomorrow. Going on a diet to shred body fat w/ my roommate Texas Battle so he can get paid for a modeling job and I just end up hungry. Hanging out with my best friend Shawn b/c he always beats out compliments for me from the girls he's about to hook up with. Then after he's done he can tell me things like "Ashley says you're really cute." Giving computers to my boy Anthony Jones. Doing shows in front of 2 people at MB and laughing at Adam Hammer and Marc Takemiya as they struggle to get through 6 minutes in front of chairs.
音樂	Kevin Lyttle. Anyone can be a one-hit wonder, but try doing it with a girl's voice.
電影
電視	(You watched Saved by the Bell too!)
書籍	Does KING magazine count??? OK, The Sneetches by Dr. Suess
偶像	Superman....he dressed in tights, had a small weenie, and bitches still jocked his ass. Comics: Jackie Mason, Dave Chappelle, Pablo Francisco, and many more. Parents: Mine, Rob and Jan Keith. If I had to pick one: My grandfather Lou Piltz, had a harder life than almost anyone and is the nicest person you'd ever meet and does more volunteer work than Red Cross and high school students trying to complete their community service hours combined! Found a woman he loves and married her (my grandma). Good pick b/c she never learned to drive which makes it hard to pack up and leave. "I'm gone! I should be 2 miles away by Friday." MY MUSE, TIAIRA.
群組：	Comedians Club, Comedians of MySpace, Comedians Corner, Israel, My GPA and Blood Alcohal Level is 3.0, SANTA ROSA PIMPS!!, 80s Music, Sexy N' Seductive!!! 檢視全部 Geoff Keith Twitter.com/geoffkeith的群組

Geoff Keith *Twitter.com/geoffkeith* 的詳細資訊

狀態：	單身
家鄉：	El Toro, CA
宗教信仰：	猶太教徒
星座：	射手座
職業：	Comedian

Geoff Keith *Twitter.com/geoffkeith*的社交圈

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Geoff Keith *Twitter.com/geoffkeith*的影片片段

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Geoff Keith Comedy

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Geoff Keith is Caught in Green Room

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Geoff Keith - Thizzle Dance

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Geoff Dumping an Ex Girlfriend

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Messed Up Missionaries - Confidence

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Geoff Keith Stand Up w/ Pablo Francisco

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近期演出

2009/11/4

20:00

University of La Verne

La Verne CA

2009/11/6

23:00

12 Shiny Nickels

Hollywood CA

2009/11/18

20:00

Ontario Improv Benefit Show

Ontario CA

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Geoff Keith *Twitter.com/geoffkeith* 的自我介紹

關於我：
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我想認識：
The guy that invented Miller High Life so he could sign my wife beater and slap my bitch. Also, I'd like to re-meet the guy that wouldn't stop freestyling on the Greyhound bus when I was trying to watch the 17-yr old girl breastfeed. And Jerry Lewis.

Geoff and Ian
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Jim Holland	2009/10/22 15:51 Cool shit dude. How about I open for you? I don't mean a door or my ass/mouth just for comedy. Check out some of my shit http://www.youtube.com/user/JimHolland8
Eve's Underground © 上線中！	2009/10/22 15:50 lolz loved it!!
Rachy ♥ Baby	2009/10/22 15:50 HEY Geoff Keith Twitter.com/geoffkeith IM DOIN A MARDI GRAS EVENT THIS THURSDAY AND IM GIVIN AWAY A FREE BOOBJOB U AND YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD COME HERES THE FLYER IF U GUYS WANNA GET ON THE LIST TEXT ME MY NUMBER IS 909.991.0541
P-P-P-PERLA!!!™	2009/10/7 23:15 I need a laugh!.. Make me laugh Geoff!!!... :D -Perla
Syl Hustle Hill	2009/10/7 23:15 Wow.. nice to hear from you Geoff. I've been working and writing and working... Mostly with DeRay on the road. He was working on a film with Katherine Heigl in ATL we go back end of Oct for his last scene. He's back now. You and Texas should come by the Improv on a Monday nite. I still need to catch you live on Stage. Peace&Bliss ~me
Derek Allen Liggett the 1st ../,	2009/10/6 07:59 fag
Kayla	2009/10/6 07:58 Geofffffff!!!! Hope your shows are going well! Wish you had shows near Indy! I could definitely use a good laugh!!! You were sooo funny!
P-P-P-PERLA!!!™	2009/9/25 19:34 If your still in town... somewhere near the IE... come visit me at my bar!!!.. :) Haha... Hope Jay Leno goes well for you!.. -P-P-P-Perla!!!
P-P-P-PERLA!!!™	2009/9/25 19:34 If your still in town... somewhere near the IE... come visit me at my bar!!!.. :) Haha... Hope Jay Leno goes well for you!.. (Unless you already did the show...then nevermind..) hehe... -P-P-P-Perla!!!
CORY & CHAD	2009/9/23 23:51 Whats up Geoff? How r things? we hope we can do more shows with you soon. Your Boys Twin Towers~
alfred robles	2009/9/22 23:40 wat up big dog....
P-P-P-PERLA!!!™	2009/9/22 07:23 Mass comments?!... really?!... LOL And your show at the Ontario Improv was really funny!... I laughed, I cried, I almost peed myself!.. Haha... Hope to see you again soon! -Perla
So Fresh™	2009/9/18 07:28 hey sweetie.. thanks for the add.. i'm seeing your show sunday in ontario.. totally excited.. can't wait.. xoxo ness
Keong-Hee ~인희 ~	2009/9/10 00:09 Hey Geoff! Thought I would drop you a line... You know you need love from your LESBIAN girlfrens! Hopefully we can make your event when you come back to Ontario! Lez Girl, Keong-Hee
♥Reno Baby!♥	2009/8/18 19:35 Hey I saw you on Bob and Tom and you were great! :)
\|Lashonda.\|	2009/8/16 05:29 I saw you on live at gotham and I think your suuuper funny! ♥
♥ Rebecca Miller ♥ TeaseUm Bikini Model	2009/8/16 05:29 Have a great weekend
~(+)~(6°Of Tapleshay)~(+)~ 上線中！	2009/8/14 04:31 geofff... just got a wii...now i gotta use it...f*ck sux..alright bro keep on keepin on
Keong-Hee ~인희 ~	2009/8/7 03:47 okay...so...what's up with dudes in bed? hmmm... ok...w/e
♥ Rebecca Miller ♥ TeaseUm Bikini Model	2009/8/7 03:47 Welcome to MY myspace page.. you tell a friend :)
John C. McGinley	2009/7/31 03:04 tocar mi pito baby
xValx	2009/7/22 01:47 come back to the ontario impoooov! :-D
Keong-Hee ~인희 ~	2009/7/20 02:43 Hey funny guy! Don't forget to add the three finger thingie to your show, we give you permission. You have to educate your kind lol... we're gonna make a shirt and send it to you! Ha your gona love it! Don't worry it's ratged PG! :)~ So make sure to give me your mailing address. Keong-Hee
Jules Castro	2009/7/18 04:45 Hi Geoff! Come back to San Jose Improv! Have a great weekend.
xValx	2009/7/10 01:26 aw man, i wish i could have gone. i was out of town!!! for sure the next time you play at the ontario improv.

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