Geoff Keith *Twitter.com/geoffkeith*'s Comedian Bio
Bio
Website
GeoffKeith.com or KeithKomic.com
TV Shows
National Commercials:
DirectTV
Three ScreensContinental Airlines
Globetrotters
"Queer Edge w/ Jack E. Jett" on QTV - Featured Comedian/Guest
"National Lampoon Comedy Express TV" - Featured Comedian
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Films
"Coach Carter"
"Even Money"
"Movie Rights"
Albums
Geoff Keith *Twitter.com/geoffkeith*'s Interests
General
Being funny. Trying to be even funnier. Stand up. Writing. Acting. Watching basketball. Living vicariously thru Bryan Fincham b/c he pulls "mad 15-year-old dime pieces" off the myspace. Watching Ian Gulbransen try and dance. Taking poops while reading a book on famous quotes. Waking up late and telling myself I'm gonna get it into gear tomorrow. Going on a diet to shred body fat w/ my roommate Texas Battle so he can get paid for a modeling job and I just end up hungry. Hanging out with my best friend Shawn b/c he always beats out compliments for me from the girls he's about to hook up with. Then after he's done he can tell me things like "Ashley says you're really cute." Giving computers to my boy Anthony Jones. Doing shows in front of 2 people at MB and laughing at Adam Hammer and Marc Takemiya as they struggle to get through 6 minutes in front of chairs.
Music
Kevin Lyttle.
Anyone can be a one-hit wonder, but try doing it with a girl's voice.
Movies
Television
(You watched Saved by the Bell too!)
Books
Does KING magazine count??? OK, The Sneetches by Dr. Suess
Heroes
Superman....he dressed in tights, had a small weenie, and bitches still jocked his ass. Comics: Jackie Mason, Dave Chappelle, Pablo Francisco, and many more. Parents: Mine, Rob and Jan Keith. If I had to pick one: My grandfather Lou Piltz, had a harder life than almost anyone and is the nicest person you'd ever meet and does more volunteer work than Red Cross and high school students trying to complete their community service hours combined! Found a woman he loves and married her (my grandma). Good pick b/c she never learned to drive which makes it hard to pack up and leave. "I'm gone! I should be 2 miles away by Friday."
MY MUSE, TIAIRA.
Who I'd like to meet: The guy that invented Miller High Life so he could sign my wife beater and slap my bitch. Also, I'd like to re-meet the guy that wouldn't stop freestyling on the Greyhound bus when I was trying to watch the 17-yr old girl breastfeed. And Jerry Lewis.
Cool shit dude. How about I open for you? I don't mean a door or my ass/mouth just for comedy. Check out some of my shit http://www.youtube.com/user/JimHolland8
HEY Geoff Keith *Twitter.com/geoffkeith* IM DOIN A MARDI GRAS EVENT THIS THURSDAY AND IM GIVIN AWAY A FREE BOOBJOB U AND YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD COME HERES THE FLYER IF U GUYS WANNA GET ON THE LIST TEXT ME MY NUMBER IS 909.991.0541
Wow.. nice to hear from you Geoff. I've been working and writing and working... Mostly with DeRay on the road. He was working on a film with Katherine Heigl in ATL we go back end of Oct for his last scene. He's back now. You and Texas should come by the Improv on a Monday nite. I still need to catch you live on Stage. Peace&Bliss ~me
Hey Geoff! Thought I would drop you a line... You know you need love from your LESBIAN girlfrens! Hopefully we can make your event when you come back to Ontario!
Hey funny guy! Don't forget to add the three finger thingie to your show, we give you permission. You have to educate your kind lol... we're gonna make a shirt and send it to you! Ha your gona love it! Don't worry it's ratged PG! :)~ So make sure to give me your mailing
