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Geoff Keith
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Explicit/Raw

		I take the high road, then I brag about it... Male 89 years old Los Angeles United States Last Login: 7/4/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/keithkomic

Geoff Keith's Comedian Bio

Bio
Website	GeoffKeith.com or KeithKomic.com
TV Shows	National Commercials: DirectTV Three ScreensContinental Airlines Globetrotters "Queer Edge w/ Jack E. Jett" on QTV - Featured Comedian/Guest "National Lampoon Comedy Express TV" - Featured Comedian TO BOOK GEOFF KEITH AT YOUR COLLEGE PLEASE GO TO:
Films	"Coach Carter" "Even Money" "Movie Rights"
Albums

Geoff Keith's Interests

General	Being funny. Trying to be even funnier. Stand up. Writing. Acting. Watching basketball. Living vicariously thru Bryan Fincham b/c he pulls "mad 15-year-old dime pieces" off the myspace. Watching Ian Gulbransen try and dance. Taking poops while reading a book on famous quotes. Waking up late and telling myself I'm gonna get it into gear tomorrow. Going on a diet to shred body fat w/ my roommate Texas Battle so he can get paid for a modeling job and I just end up hungry. Hanging out with my best friend Shawn b/c he always beats out compliments for me from the girls he's about to hook up with. Then after he's done he can tell me things like "Ashley says you're really cute." Giving computers to my boy Anthony Jones. Doing shows in front of 2 people at MB and laughing at Adam Hammer and Marc Takemiya as they struggle to get through 6 minutes in front of chairs.
Music	Kevin Lyttle. Anyone can be a one-hit wonder, but try doing it with a girl's voice.
Movies
Television	(You watched Saved by the Bell too!)
Books	Does KING magazine count??? OK, The Sneetches by Dr. Suess
Heroes	Superman....he dressed in tights, had a small weenie, and bitches still jocked his ass. Comics: Jackie Mason, Dave Chappelle, Pablo Francisco, and many more. Parents: Mine, Rob and Jan Keith. If I had to pick one: My grandfather Lou Piltz, had a harder life than almost anyone and is the nicest person you'd ever meet and does more volunteer work than Red Cross and high school students trying to complete their community service hours combined! Found a woman he loves and married her (my grandma). Good pick b/c she never learned to drive which makes it hard to pack up and leave. "I'm gone! I should be 2 miles away by Friday." MY MUSE, TIAIRA.
Groups:	Comedians Club, Comedians of MySpace, Comedians Corner, Israel, My GPA and Blood Alcohal Level is 3.0, SANTA ROSA PIMPS!!, 80s Music, Sexy N' Seductive!!! View All Geoff Keith's Groups

Geoff Keith's Details

Status:	Single
Hometown:	El Toro, CA
Religion:	Jewish
Zodiac Sign:	Sagittarius
Occupation:	Comedian

Geoff Keith's Networking

Television - Talent - Comedian

Geoff Keith's Clips

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Clips: 6

Total Plays: 126799

Plays Today: 12

Geoff Keith Comedy

Run Time: 312

Plays: 358
Comments: 2

Geoff Keith is Caught in Green Room

Run Time: 34

Plays: 26389
Comments: 11

Geoff Keith - Thizzle Dance

Run Time: 71

Plays: 25292
Comments: 48

Geoff Dumping an Ex Girlfriend

Run Time: 175

Plays: 18767
Comments: 11

Messed Up Missionaries - Confidence

Run Time: 241

Plays: 16490
Comments: 20

Geoff Keith Stand Up w/ Pablo Francisco

Run Time: 760

Plays: 39503
Comments: 44

Upcoming Gigs

Jul 2 2009

8:00P

Comedy and Magic Club

Hermosa Beach CA

Jul 3 2009

8:00P

Comedy and Magic Club

Hermosa Beach CA

Jul 5 2009

7:00P

Comedy and Magic Club

Hermosa Beach CA

Jul 7 2009

8:00P

Ontario Improv

Ontario CA

Jul 8 2009

8:00P

Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

Ventura CA

Jul 14 2009

8:00P

Comedy Lab @ LA IMPROV comedy.com show

Hollywood CA

Jul 16 2009

8:00P

Morongo Casino - www.acesofcomedy.com to RSVP

Cabazon CA

Jul 25 2009

11:00P

Irvine Improv

Irvine CA

Jul 29 2009

8:00P

Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

Ventura CA

Aug 5 2009

12:00P

Crackers Broadripple AUGUST 5-9

Indianapolis IN

Aug 21 2009

7:00P

Fairmont State University

Fairmont WV

Aug 23 2009

9:00P

University of Miami

Coral Gables FL

Sep 2 2009

8:00P

Salisbury University

Salisbury MD

Sep 3 2009

9:00P

Saint Joseph’s College

Rensselaer IN

Sep 9 2009

7:00P

Coast Wenatchee Center Hotel

Wenatchee WA

Oct 8 2009

7:30P

UMASS - Boston

Boston MA

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Geoff Keith's Blurbs

About me:
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Who I'd like to meet:
The guy that invented Miller High Life so he could sign my wife beater and slap my bitch. Also, I'd like to re-meet the guy that wouldn't stop freestyling on the Greyhound bus when I was trying to watch the 17-yr old girl breastfeed. And Jerry Lewis.

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Geoff Keith's Friends Comments

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No Bragging Rights (WARPED TOUR RULEZ)	May 15 2009 2:46 AM Can you make it?
Kelli	May 22 2009 3:19 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Spot app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- .. Hey Geoff Keith, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
Official Myspace Of Ashley L. ™	May 22 2009 5:04 AM Glitter Graphics & Comments
AMber	May 22 2009 7:28 AM Check out my page http://www.doulike.us/photos/5212634.html?b=4&w=46 Let me know if you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/5212634.html?b=4&w=46
[มิล่า] Millie aka Mila	Jun 18 2009 8:43 PM Omg cant believe u got caught... Well you gotta do what you need to do and lmao that was pretty funny. Next time lock the doors =P
Vå£e®¡e	Jun 15 2009 12:28 AM A comment spammer I see :)
xValx	Jun 14 2009 3:55 PM oooh okay!! awesome, thanks geoff!!
xValx	Jun 13 2009 12:14 AM hey geoff!! the shows that are on the 19th (hollywood) and 30th (ontario), are you the headliner?? just wondering. :-]
Sadiki Fuller	Jun 4 2009 1:01 AM Excited about having you on the show at the Hollywood Improv tomorrow at 8pm. I will be in attendance early to watch the game. Gametime is at 6pm. See you tomorrow...
erika™	Jun 2 2009 9:19 PM thanks for the add
Dane Deaner	Jun 2 2009 8:39 PM Ive seen you at the HAHA your one funy mother fucker http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4b543b6b0a/teachers-pet
☆Tiair-Bear★ Twitter.com/Tiaira	Jun 1 2009 12:41 AM Thank you darling! I love you and I'm looking forward to our trip in July! :) <3
Perfect Harmony	May 29 2009 12:22 AM AHAHHHHHH!!! The Moment we've all been waiting for!!! Perfect Harmony CD'S are now avaliable at the following locations: Amoeba Music 6400 sunset blvd hollywood CA 90028. Up N Smoke BBQ 7373 East St Fontana CA 91730 Crown Wigs Beauty and Supply 1033 N waterman ave san Bernardino CA 92410 Pls. support us and show us some love. We promise u will love what you hear!!
Jayson	May 28 2009 11:40 AM thanks for the add Geoff, see ya up the road
~(+)~(Tapleshay,Positive Energy)~(+)~	May 27 2009 6:52 AM Great job tonight Geoff! thanx for making that chick show her boob...now i have something to blog about on my babylon 5 chatroom..jk..see you next time in ontario...let me know when your in hollywood and brea...i go there alot too...ps...i do have a league..leasure league...send me the cougars...ill tell mabel you said whats up
KRYSTA	May 26 2009 7:33 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Planet app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey Geoff Keith, I am sending you a gift. Could you please accept it. Click on the gift box you think KRYSTA sent!
GMC	May 24 2009 5:47 PM Hey Geoff, i was wondering if you had ever thought about going to do the USO show for the troops overseas, i bet they would love to have a comedian give them some laughs. and your hilarious, i dunno just thought id mention it.
Janine Paquette Hayes	May 23 2009 5:03 PM Well now I think you should have a baby just so I don't feel like such an idiot.
danerz	May 21 2009 3:41 PM Hey Geoff, Thanks for the comment. I've been to your shows before at the Ontario Improv. Just had to have you as my myspace buddy. I think me and a friend took a picture with you a yr ago too. well take cares and keep it up making us laugh!
Matt Fulchiron	May 19 2009 10:12 PM What's up, Keith?
No Bragging Rights (WARPED TOUR RULEZ)	May 15 2009 2:46 AM Can you make it?
☆Tiair-Bear★ Twitter.com/Tiaira	May 14 2009 7:39 AM Does this ring a bell? :) I love you! Mar 17, 2006 10:55 AM Hey there Mr. Pimp! Haha It was nice meeting you too! And thanks for the CD, I already listened to it...funny guy, lol. How did u like Miami? Maybe Ill see u again sometime at the Improv. Good Luck w/ everything! Tiaira
xXTheresaXx	May 12 2009 9:23 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Cheers!! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey Geoff Keith, I am sending you a Adios Motherfucker. Send me a drink back!
Tracyy.	May 13 2009 3:47 AM What's up, buddyyy? Haven't checked in on you in awhile. How ya been? Give me a good story... nothing boring.
kimberlysue™	May 1 2009 3:27 AM lmao love that video! i needed a good laugh. thanks:)

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