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Keith Purnell
Mainstream / Rated R / Family Friendly
"Laugh Dammit!!"

Male
99 years old
Wilmington, DE
United States



Last Login: 10/12/2008
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   Keith Purnell's Comedian Bio
BioI am one of the funniest comics to come out of Delaware. I'm a high energy performer who's quick wit, style, and fast pace humor makes me a hit and personal favorite of audiences young and old. I perform at Comedy Clubs across the country and I've had appearances on Television and the Movies. I just recently was a winner in the Howard Stern "Kill or Be Killed" Comedy Competition and was the regional winner in the Sierra Mist Next Great Comic Comedy Competition. I was a finalist in the Philadelphia comedy Competition (2nd Place), and was a Star Search Finalist but the comedy portion of the show was cancelled before I could appear. That's my story....close; but no cigar. Anyway, watch out America....and Beware!!!!! I am coming to a town near you!!!!!.....OK; now the softer side to me: I Love God, My Kids, My Family, Friends and Fans..........I especially love to make people laugh......and I'm Damn Good at it!!!!!! Dont believe me???????......Come to Show and not laugh......I dare you!!!!!!
Websitekeithpurnell.com
InfluencesRichard Pryor, Robert Klein, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, and Eddie Murphy....Special Thanks to Reverend Bob Levy who taught me to be myself onstage, Bad comics...who gave me the courage to say I can do better than that, and the late Dave Lovekin.....a funny guy and a very dear friend who "discovered" me. Thanks to you all.
Members
TV ShowsLast Comic Standing, Baltimore Saturday Night, Comedy Central, I Love New York Commercial, Grins Comedy Show, and Hot Spot TV Show (Creator, Producer, Writer, and Host)
FilmsIn Her Shoes - Spectator at Sixers Basketball Game (Go to Chapter 15 and use Slo-Motion to see me....almost like Where's Waldo?); Behind Bars - Teddy the Bouncer (Cast Member); Dead Poet's Society - Spectator in Soccer Game Scene (I cannot be seen by the naked eye....If you spot me; let me know)
Albums"Don't Call Me Michael!!" - 1st Comedy CD; "The Comedian" - 2nd Comedy CD.

    Keith Purnell's Interests
GeneralPS2, PS2, PS2......and anything that involves Laughter. You can't frown with a smile on your face.
MusicHip-Hip, R&B, Classic Rock, Alternative......Basically Everything!!!!! Good music is good music.
MoviesFavorites: Any comedy or horror movie..........NO CHICK FLICKS!!!!!
TelevisionSporstcenter, Simpsons, Sportscenter, Simpsons, Sportscenter, VH1 Celebreality Shows (Flavor of Love and Surreal Life), Sportscenter, Classic Sanford and Son (I have the complete collection), Seinfeld, Family Guy, South Park.......you get the picture.
BooksI'll wait for the movie to come out!!
HeroesPeople who DON'T do things for recognition; but.......because it needs to be done........and/or........its the right thing to do.
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy FestComedians of MySpaceFirst State ComedyCoffee House Players

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     Keith Purnell's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Delaware
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Proud parent
Education:In college
Occupation:Comedian

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Keith Purnell has 427 friends.
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Keith Purnell's Friends Comments
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sandy





Sep 21 2008 7:41 PM

You rocked last night!! Glad I got there early to get a good seat.
(we had fun)
Celeste





Sep 17 2008 1:20 AM

Hello how are you doing??? I hope all is well with you.
Its good to see you are still making people smile, you have that natural ability!!!! Luv Ya jokes!!!!
Mark McDonough





Sep 15 2008 5:37 PM

The next time it rains remember to wear boots.lol Paulie , Maria and I got SOAKED in the FLOOD.
lol
WaltFab





Sep 15 2008 4:17 PM

Did I tell you how much you sucked lately? I was stuck for 40 minutes Saturday listening all about Bingo! I hope you burned your tongue on your pizza!!!
DrE





Aug 15 2008 10:31 PM

hey whats up uncle.. have you seen pics of ur niece yet??
kacie





Aug 3 2008 8:54 PM

I TOOK THE PICTURE!
it actually went through. i just haven't plugged in my camera and uploaded the pictures yet, thank you very much!
haha
Chris





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Jul 28 2008 8:16 PM

Don't miss Unicity this weekend!
5 stages!
Food!
Fun!

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Brian FIG Figarol





Jul 23 2008 2:38 AM

I miss them too!

Not selling Hummers-Working at a movie theatre, and doing stand up comedy 4-6 nights a week.

Getting funnier.

Did you see me on Last comic standing this year as"Jimmy and Joey"?

When I make it we will all get togther and have a lot of fun.

Hott Spott Forever!

Fig
Fil





Jul 16 2008 2:28 AM

Keith, one again a great show. It was great to hang out with you a little, but maybe next time you won't sleep all day.

See ya' next time.
comic joe charleston aka International Joe





Jul 15 2008 8:47 PM

YO! keith I'm trying to put another show together holla at me

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WaltFab





Jul 4 2008 6:44 PM

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Jul 6 2008 3:53 AM

Yo cuzzo, tell me, where has Hip-Hop gone?? Watch this video and tell me your answer when you're finished!! Grace and Peace

January





Jun 21 2008 1:01 AM

haha thats great. If you look it up on you tube there is a super mario brothers 1 video and a legend of zelda video in under ten minutes too.
I am the one who is the dork!
sandy





Jun 16 2008 12:36 PM

Happy Father's Day.
And Happy Grandfather's Day(ouch)
Mr.Parker....





Jun 3 2008 5:38 PM

i know you aint performing in my town this i gotta see get at me Wilkes-barre hahah.
sandy





Jun 3 2008 1:04 PM

Yay! Upbeat is good
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Jun 1 2008 12:17 AM

Hey how did LCS Go for you?

Hope your well. Hard to believe it's been over 5 years since Hott Spott.

Keep em laughing!

Fig
sandy





May 29 2008 7:25 PM

Hey you, how are you doing??
WaltFab





May 21 2008 10:16 AM

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Things are so boring in Wildwood that I have to resort to collecting comedians!

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Mr Still More GQ Then You.even Chuck Norris nohomo





May 7 2008 6:36 PM

i gotta dodge neon asshole and no i dont pick up girls but you know what, its very fuel efficient
John D





Apr 30 2008 3:21 PM

Photobucket

and i didn't even have to photoshop it!! good show on saturday, thanks for coming to our fucked up town. be sure to keep in touch...
RED HANDED





Apr 30 2008 12:45 AM

Keith,

We were flipping through Vanity Fair when we came across this pic. First Miley, now you. Darn that Annie Leibovitz!

Keith Montana
Chris Johnston "SHAZ"





Apr 28 2008 3:36 AM

Good to see ya again this weekend bro...Great set as uasual!!
RED HANDED





Apr 8 2008 12:12 AM

What's up! Haven't seen you in a while. When are you gigin' in DE?

RH
comic joe charleston aka International Joe





Apr 7 2008 7:19 PM

YO! keith I'm gonna hit you up I need some advice for this project
comic joe charleston aka International Joe





Apr 7 2008 7:18 PM

that's funny
Benny





Mar 13 2008 6:49 AM

Think it's time to change your profile pic, bro. T.O.? It's March! The Giants have already dominated the NFL again. Time for a change, Keith. Your profile pic is outdated as Jayrock's joke book!
Chop





Mar 6 2008 11:23 PM

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Danny





Mar 6 2008 3:01 PM

Actually, the pic looks more and more like you. Awww, did someone not laugh at your jokes, Keith?!?!?! LOL!!
comic joe charleston aka International Joe





Mar 4 2008 6:38 AM

Keith I love the T.O. pic .... " he's my quarterback.....lol" Now that's acting
Danny





Mar 3 2008 3:24 PM

You're killing me with these pictures. I can't tell if we are friends anymore or not...LOL!
Jen





Feb 24 2008 4:16 AM

Hey Great show in Pleasant Hall, Thanks for coming to the middle of nowhere:)
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Feb 23 2008 6:51 PM

keith what's your phone number man?

i needs it!!
Corey Comedy





Feb 22 2008 3:17 AM

Thanks for looking out, bro. Looking forward to S-grove in a few weeks or so.

Be good,
The king