"Ladies and gentlemen please! Would you bring your attention to me? For a feast for your eyes to see, an explosion of catastrophe. Like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Watch closely as I open this door. Your jaws will be on the floor."
Male
70 years old
SACRAMENTO, California
United States
My name is Keith Selle. I'm a kickass pro photographer specializing in glamour photography based out of Sacramento, CA. My job is to make you look sexy as hell. So come and let me beautify you. You'll look simply gorgeous. Just totally gorgeous baby! I'm also a radass rocker and a guitar player. Check out my photography MySpace profile to read up on my credentials, works, rates, and other details. Check out the following links to learn more about who I am and what I do.
In case you don't know it. I'm also a member of the popular Mien rock band, Kumbaung. We were da shit in the 80's and 90's. Here's a link to our website: The Official Kumbaung Website
Sacramento City College
Sacramento, CA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Communications
Clubs: Founder/President of Mien Student Union
1992 to 1996
SexcELLencE's Companies
Keith Selle Photography Sacramento, California US Founder/Photographer Photography
Who is Keith Selle?
• I am Mien
• An introvert, an optimist, an opportunist.
• A Virgo, a badass rebel, a PT superhero
• Photographer, musician, and a kickass guitarist
• Computer nerd, Photoshop junkie, caffeine addict
• Smoke-free, drug-free
• Simple but complex and never complicated
• Raw, bold but wise
• Passionate, caring, thoughtful and generous
• Confident but not arrogant
• Visually creative and multi-talented
• Independent, educated, and very ambitious
• Humble, mellow, friendly but yet sarcastic
• Passive-aggressive but not regressive
• Love wine, sushi, Thai foods, and all spicy foods.
I am not perfect. I don't smoke. I never did any type of recreational drugs. Too afraid to lose control. I'm one of the cleanest and healthiest person on the planet Earth. My body is as pure as caffeine. I am reserved and quiet around strangers. My life is rather boring. I sit at home scratch my ass, listen to music, play my guitar, and always on my laptop. Oh yeah! Sometimes, I take pictures of naked women. Get to know me and I might just be the best and most interesting person you'll ever meet. Just ask those who know me and they will vouch for me. If they say otherwise then they are fuckin' lying. LOL!
PIECE OF MY MIND
Unlike most of you web nerds, I don't have a pimpass MySpace page with ponies, teddies, and butterflies. I'm a part-time superhero saving damsels in distress, babies, and midgets. If you know me, I'm really not an asshole. People think I am but I'm really not. I'm well mannered, well adjusted, and very articulated. I just don't like too many people. I don't swear, and I hate fuckers who cuss like an unechukated motha fuka. I love rock music and beautiful women. If I ever turn gay, please do me a favor and blow my head off!
Who I'd like to meet:
No one in particular. Love? Love has been too cruel to me as of lately so I'm giving up on love for awhile. I'm also sick and tired of the club scene and the cat and mouse game. It was never my thing to begin with. So far, I'm enjoying my single status. No rush, no rebound for me whatsoever. I wasn't born yesterday so I'm not going to rush into anything. I will take my time and just have fun. I think Lady Fate will need to take a better note this time around. She owes me one. I think I need to fire her ass. LOL! Lady Fate, if you are paying attention, here's my wishlist.
SOMEONE WHO:
• Is strong-minded with intoxicating beauty, brain, and humor.
• Has goal, ambition, and a good perspective toward life.
• Is confident and have a firm conviction.
• Faithful and honest
• Is caring, thoughtful, cute, and adorable.
• Willing to stand by my side through thick and thin.
• Is crazily addicted in-love with me 24/7.
• Believes in me as much as I believe in her.
• Is willing to laugh and cry with me.
• Has a great pair of legs, and great body.
• Wants to grow old and gray with me.
• Be able to handle me and take my shit from time to time.
• Can rock my crazy Earth shattering, mind-blowing world.
Check out these hot Japanese girls, Sayaka Ando, Kana Tsugihara, and Yoko Matsugane.
WHAT IS COOL?
I think midgets are the coolest lil' fuckers in the world. We are in deep shit without them lil' fuckers around. They get to shop in the little kids section, wear cute and adorable little shoes and outfits. They walk like they are drunk all the times. I can totally relate to them lilo fuckers because people think I'm a fuckin' midget. I'm really not a midget but I'd love to be one in a midget porn flick. I'll have the biggest cock among them midgets. Watch as I pick one of them hot lil' mama up, pin her to the wall, and pound the living shit out of her until her lil' pussy turns all black and blue. Haha! Midgets fuckin' rule!
MY ADVICE
Here's an advice to all you MySpace bitches and hoes. If your frickin' MySpace page keeps freezing my browser, I won't add your ass. Here's a thought, don't try to add too many shits and giggles to your page. This ain't a fuckin' sperm bank or Salvation Army!
NOT A WHOREHOUSE
I am not desperate or shortage for friends. I'm not here to tally how many freakin' unknown nutcases on my list. This isn't a popularity contest or a gangbang list nor am I running a whorehouse. Don't let your pussy feeling all hurt because I didn't add your ass. I'm still a nice guy, I just don't know your ass. So, holla, introduce yourself, and if you are as cool as you can suck a cock, then your ass is more than welcome into my crib.
MY FINAL THOUGHTS
I don't tolerate people flooding my page with unwanted craps like ringtone ads, free blowjobs, happy ending, and other miscellaneous craps. So please, go graffitti your semens elsewhere. Hope you enjoy reading my hilarious profile. Haha! Now, don't you just love MySpace? A place where we can all showcase and display our alter ego and be as fake as possible.
Haha that's cool. Everything on your "you" myspace seems very straight foward and interesting but in a good way. Well I again hope you had fun last night.
i dont know which of your myspace to response to , lol....it was fun on fri:) sorry i couldnt stay in party in the hotel, but let me know about next time:) okie dokie:)
Hellooo there! First off, i wanna say, i really admire that you're mien and you do such a wonderful job at photography! i would love to work with you and do SEXCELLENCE job.
i will be in Sacramento soon, but hey if you're ever in Seattle, WA, let me know......
