Kelle

About me:

I'm multi-talented. I draw blood for a living. Among my many other skills are forklift operation, banking, cooking, sewing, and maintaining straight A's in college while raising an infant. I'm the kind of person who wears their keys on a hook attached to their belt loop. However, I still manage to lose them at least several times per week. Before the hook, I lost them several times per day. I resent the need for keys in the first place, and wish I could just use my fingerprint for everything instead. If I'm making took much noise with rattling keys while walking around, I put the hook on my belt loop then tuck the keys into my pocket. Unfortunately, I recently lost my keys forever because I didn't have the hook on them at the time. I hoard scraps of cardboard, but I've recently raised my standards to only save pieces that are truly perfect. I have a lot of rubber bands from the time I was 16 and planning on making the world's largest rubber band ball. I called a rubber band manufacturer and told them my plans so they sent me a huge box of samples. I never finished. Thirteen years later, I still have quite a few left. The rubber band ball got to be about halfway in between the size of a softball and a soccer ball. I don't remember what happened to it. I have a one-year old daughter and I believe strongly in compassionate "attachment parenting" - breastfeeding, co-sleeping, child-led weaning, non-crying-it-out methods, and gentle guidance. This is getting challenging as she still wakes up 6+ times per night asking for "mook" but I am her mom and it's my job! I look forward to getting a good night's sleep again sometime before I die.