Kelly Kellam-'s Blog

Well i finally got a few things caught up around here and now get to say a few words!
We want to thank you for the show you guy's did here in our lil town of Venus Texas(just south of arlington)!
As i am sure you saw we were a mud pit all around and that is why it was set up indoors. NOT WHAT WE WANTED to be sure.
Hope you had a good time for your short stay here though. The setup wasnt perfect but we hope it suited you guy's.
Your set was a joy to be able to kick back and listen to. Its so good to hear real music in todays turmoil of sound . There were many here that enjoyed everything you played! You all have a very inspired and rich sound all your own!
from all of us here "THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH" for stopping by and making it happen on the forth of july ! ! ! ! ! You all were the real stars in the night sky for us!

Man, you guys must have had so much fun...Going to the tide pools is awesome..There is so much life there. Keep up the great music..God Bless..

First, you'll need to read a few (and there's not many) of my musings, blogs, 'n' stuff, where I've been practicing my writing - Otherwise, none of this is going to be very "funny." Well, actually, you could read every word of everything I ever wrote, and none of this is going to be funny! And not very "Heartstopping" but Go ahead 'n' read, N E waze:

Now Kelly Kelly Kelly (kinda like F/S/HS only "less hole-ly"-owned),

I should do my improv show in your living room!

Why?

Because you never tour here in Seattle!

Since I am almost 1/2 close to being my former self (yes, I really am puny and this is ADD speaking but yes, I really do still "A Go-Go" - more Chuck Brown Busting Loose-style - Hey - even "New Jack Swing" - 'N' yet - even as I'm still "reincarnated-Hunter-S.-Thompson-as-Fem-Blog" - no B-Boy has thrown down the dance gauntlet at me and not spun out B 4 me!) - I'm waiting for a "formal intro" to my other half) - I will need to hitchhike down to you.

But I can do that!

And, on the way down to Vegas, I promise to panhandle enough to not only pay for board (not "bored" - Hey - If I am boring, then I'll never win! :( ) -

Boy, do I hate shoving a frowny moticon next to an "end paren" -

During my roadtrip, I'll Go-Go-Dance in every expensive bar in every expensive city betwixt Sea-Town and Vegas.

Let's see: That would be...Walla Walla, Portland, um, well, OK, geography wasn't my best subject in school and I've only flown some "Big Birds" down to Luxor-Land and Bellagi-blowed (sorry - if you heard the story behind "that," you'd give that 5-star a "thumbs-down") so maybe I'll only make enuf to...

Pay back that money some scum-suckah stole from you guys!

So, why waste your cabfare to camp out in my living room when I can pahtay in yer parlor?

Well, if "Rum Jungle" is still there. And, if they still have live percussion alongside the DJs. And, if it's early on a weeknight because I don't need to "see and be ob-scured scene seen."

In fact, teeming hordes, unless pitted in a mosh, just don't team well with my performance art.

However, I am so funnee u laff me longtime.

And if you have N E pompous windbags that need a wee pinprick, well, I’m yer girl!

Since-early,
Coy-owes-ya - AKA "Coyotia" - Pronounced nom de plume "Coy-OH-shuh" to the non-opiated yet very opinionated masses.

I like your pics, all work and know play makes you a dull guy. I am glad that you can be seriuos but fun.

Hey Kelly,

Love the pics & ur videos - totally adorable!!!  Stay ur amazing self  4-ever! 

GUITAR HERO IS SOO BONG!!!!

you wanna hear something funny?

this is what a white person would say when they see an on coming car:

uhh.... hello??

this is what a black person would say:

check out this motha fucka!

CHECK OUT THIS MUTHA FUCKA!!

this is what an asian person mite say:

AHHH!!!!

lol

im just kidding... :]

o and i like the last pic of you 3!!! :]

 HE'S SAYING WOW!!!!

You are so awesome, truly.  Like I said before you are having way too much fun.  Enjoy because you are where you ought to be..Lots of  coming at ya...Kai

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OMFG!! I just watched that Little Mans Lube Shop Video...and I must say Wyoming never looked so good.  To bad you were there when I wasn't.   I was out there in Riverton and Laramy (I know I spelled that wrong) last summer visiting family....WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN IN THAT SHOP WHEN YOU WERE THERE....... at leat then it would have been fun....   hmmm..perhaps you can visit Pahrump Nevada the next time you're in Vegas......give me a heads up though..

Stay in good spirits and never lose that sense of humor...You are priceless...